Ryan Gosling Scored Blake Lively

December 10th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Granting me the legal grounds to stab him in his sleep without fear of prosecution – I know my rights. – Ryan Gosling is reportedly dating Blake Lively, according to E! News:

“They’ve been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don’t think it’s super serious or anything right now,” quips a bud close to Gosling. “Yeah, they’re casually dating, but I could see it becoming more.”
“Ryan has been out with a few girls over the past couple of months,” dishes our insider, noting how after Blake and Ryan’s Disneyland rendezvous they both headed back to work.

You see that shit? He’s got all kinds of women waiting in the wings. I can’t even stress how that would never be the case with me and that’s not even factoring in the restraining orders. Not only would I be obsessively devoted to Blake, I’d scare off her friends and family so we can always be together like every woman wants, but just doesn’t know it yet. But, look, I don’t want to force anything here. When she’s ready, she knows where to find me.

Under the bathroom sink. *chews on roll of Charmin* You’d think the WiFi would be weak under here, but it’s not. *nom nom nom*

Photos: Splash News


  1. Melissa

    I really don’t get his obsession with this chick…

    • Turd Ferguson

      Neither do I.
      She looks pretty hot sometimes, but with all that makeup and stylists and shit nearly any average chick would look good.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Because we love women that wear makeup and go to stylists and shit. So learn that and don’t be any average chick, look good.

    • Vic

      I feel the same way about Gosling and his inbred face.

    • Da troooooooooof

      seriously she is the lucky one…how did she actually get such a good looking man?

  2. Jack

    She is so gorgoeus

  3. boing

    boobs + legs

  4. Mia

    just leave his face alone, will you?
    we all have our obsessions…

  5. Mortimer Duke

    She looks very beautiful here. Gotta give it up sometimes…

  6. aleks

    She is gorgeous and HOT!

  7. Eliza do-little

    Boobs are fake, nose is fake, she has got man face even with the nose. :-(
    Leighton Meester is considerably more attractive (and sans plastic). Why not obsess over her?

  8. lmfao

    look at pic #3. Fug much?

  9. Da troooooooooof
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    ewww gross! She is kinda greasy!

  10. inmate 242421
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    Plain Jane.

  11. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to put my balls on those big fake boobs. Gosling looks like an Amish farmer.

  12. Anon

    Pfft, more like Blake Lively scored Ryan Gosling!

  13. Minerva Smelibut
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    She is my dreams. Lord give me strength

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  15. Cock Dr

    Oh Fish…..find someone else. So many starlets, so little time.

  16. jojo

    Plain, drab, and untalented = casting director cum depot.

  17. He’s just dating her so he can have some child support “back up” money.

  18. adolf hitler

    bitch is way average. i dont get why people try to hype her up so much. i see girls that look just like this on the street everyday, only they arent all dressed up. theres absolutely nothing special about her looks.

  19. See Alice

    She must be a mental case .

  20. e-rock
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    No way would he go from Rachel McAdams to this bad actress. Im sorry Fish, she is NOT that good looking. But to each his own.

  21. e-rock
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    Not so much? Meh. She looks like every girl I went to highschool with. With a decent bob job of course. I will give her that much.

  22. Uhhh…. am I looking at the same pictures as everyone else? This girl is absolutely gorgeous here. You all must have some serious self-esteem issues.

    • adolf hitler

      you, sir, have low standards. either that, or youre gay/female.

      • Jimbo Wales

        She looks good there, but give an “average” looking girl stylists, makeup artists, the whole nine yards, and they’d look as she does.

  23. Marco


  24. eo

    I love u fish lol you always make me laugh. She’s very pretty. Ryan is super hot!

  25. jaime

    why do the sources always sound gay?

  26. Jack

    My biggest concern is that with that sheer top we should see some degree of nip ons… instead we could be looking at a gross pancake nipple situation here!

  27. guidedog 51
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    Where did you go to high school? I’m thinkin I’ll pick up a GED!

  28. chynasclit
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  29. wim

    we’re now able to see most americans as LOSERS.

  30. Lissa
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  31. Nancy

    What is up with that face?

  32. Maximilian

    how in the hell is that ugly,cheesy guy banging all these hot chicks..rachel mcadams and now blake lively?can’t understand..

  33. CHoc DOnut

    She won’t age well, but she is hot now. Her body is hotter than her face, perfectly proportioned SMOOTH skinned legs, rockhard torpedo breasts, although magic bra is under there.
    Sweet, intelligent face, that will wrinkle to hell in no time. Of course, you gotta have taste to find this chick attractive, she’s not a bombshell, or a gutter buttertramp, she’s a delicate thing, and that’s more than a whole lot of American dumplings can stand, because they are lump potatoes in comparison, so keep the hate coming. This chick probably has enough brains to save her money and stay away from the trash for life.

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