Russell Simmons has a lot of money

February 27th, 2009 // 49 Comments

A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years. And apparently this was all done voluntarily. Russell writes on his blog:

I am reading these stories today about how a judge ordered me to pay Kimora $40,000 a month in child support and I want to make something very clear. Nothing was ordered, it was given. My kids have a fabulous life; they are exposed to a broad range of artistic and scholastic educational programs and I’m very happy to contribute to that. As long as I have it, they can have it. If I ever don’t have it, I’m coming to live with them!

At first I was impressed by the ridiculous amount of money being thrown at his kids, but then I realized the guy is worth about $325 million. He could wipe his butt with $40,000 everytime he takes a dump and he’d still have money left over. Which, by the way, is exactly what I would do if I had $325 million. Well that, and have solid gold everything. I’m looking at you, regular non-solid-gold underwear.

Photos: WENN
Russell Simmons | From Sheets to Shields
russell-simmons-super-rich
Russell Simmons Says He Will Offer Help to Kool Herc | The Kim News ...
Russell Simmons Defends RushCard | EUR This N That | Urban Black News ...
George Russell Simmons Sr.
George Russell Simmons Sr. WISCONSIN - George R. Simmons, Sr., 92, of Wisconsin went to be with the Lord on Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2012, at the Dove Healthcare West with family at his side. He was born on Nov. 17, 1919, the son of William Sr. and Lillian ...
Russell Simmons to slash fees on his prepaid card
A little celebrity competition may be good for the prepaid card market. Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons said Thursday that he plans to trim several fees on his prepaid card, which works like a debit card but isn't linked to a checking account. The ...

Comments (49)

  1. HOHO | February 28, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    FIRST

    niggawut

    Reply
  2. alison | February 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I want solid gold underwear…

    Reply
  3. alison | February 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I want solid gold underwear…

    Reply
  4. Randal | February 28, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Russell Simmons is a good man to continue to provide for this two beautiful children as they mold themselves to young ladies. May other men in the world find inspiration when they hear about the good deeds Russell has done.

    Randal

    Reply
  5. meh | February 28, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    YAY! FIRST!

    Reply
  6. ROUGH DADDY | February 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    How come when these gold diggers finish putting their times and pop out a few kids, after the divorce they go out and get the guy they really wanted in the first place?

    Reply
  7. 1sse | February 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Well, someone said ***R i c h S i n g l e . N e t*** is a good place to be regarded as a home. many celebrities treat their as their home. They do not exclose themselves. They put so many hot and sensitive news about themselves on that site. I like to know them on that site. But I do not know to talk about what they write. That’s secret for the members on that site. Want to know ur lovers’ life? That’s a good way to read them.
    -

    Reply
  8. shasta orange | February 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Whaaaat?
    Yo, bitches be askin’ too much, cuz.
    But for my boy Russel, iz cool. He got money eeneeway.

    Reply
  9. Zswan | February 28, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    “make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years”

    Spoil much? I mean seriously….I cannot wait to see their Super Sweet 16…little brats.

    Reply
  10. Darth | February 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Well,on who’s back did he get rich?

    Reply
  11. Tom K | February 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    He got rich off the white mans back and thanks to a whole bunch of dumb wiggers and wiggerettes that buy Phat Pharm clothing and his ex-wife’s line Baby Phat.

    It’s so funny how the black people in America can become rich with very little real talent.

    ******Cough Cough****** Kayne West *****Cough Cough****Master P*****Cough Cough*******Chris Brown*****Cough Cough*****

    Reply
  12. Anon | February 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    what the hell did #8 even say? someone please translate.

    Reply
  13. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Since i’m legal allowed;boo!

    Reply
  14. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig | February 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Still a nigger.

    Reply
  15. Tom K | February 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    I will translate:

    #8 (ghetto talk, ghetto talk, misspelled words, ghetto talk, welfare, uneducated, hood talk, ebonics, fried chicken, bling, rims, Colt 45, rap, do- rags) There you go!!!!

    Reply
  16. ohyeah | February 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    and a rich one too #14. jealous much? hehe

    Reply
  17. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    I wish that Sauron was back.Would love to know his opinion.He would probably say something like;make sure they pay you triple back.He hates people with correct political talks who are laughing in his face but in the meanwhile. . .

    Reply
  18. Clem | February 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    $40k a month…I wonder how much of that will actually be spent on the kids.

    Reply
  19. milf | February 28, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    >>>>>>>>>>> TALLKISS.COM <<<<<<<<<<<<
    which is the hottest club in world for tall singles’ dating relationship or marriage. we bring together tall-dating minded singles from USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Europe and more. Join us for free and start to meet tall sexy people near you.

    Reply
  20. Darth | February 28, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    It looks like you’ve parasitic inconveniences Lowlands! Must i rub your back now or later!?

    Reply
  21. jonny | February 28, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I can’t believe this old queen was able to father any kids. He loves the caulk too much. He better hope Kimora never goes broke….she’ll write a tell all about his c–ksucking ways

    Reply
  22. b | February 28, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Good, now the nigger president can raid his earnings to pay for all the illegal spics in the country to have health care.

    Reply
  23. JB | February 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    People talk about the blacks crying all the time but damn, these white people cry ALL THE TIME! Every conversation turns to “Obama this…It happenned because Obama….my favorite actor didn’t win an Oscar because Obama…” and so forth. F**&king crybabies. NO better than the blacks. It doesn’t mean much though when the shit talk comes from some trailer-trash peckerwood sack of shit. I could go on all day about the greasy haired, dumbass inbreds I look at in disgust on a daily basis but I only have so much time to spare.

    Reply
  24. Groucho | February 28, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    If him and roughly 4000 of the other rich fat cats in this country (many of which are in the entertainment industry and supported Obama) chipped in and paid $500k each, which they could EASILY afford, that would cover the ENTIRE cost of the stimulus package.

    Reply
  25. jonny | February 28, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    JB sounds like a North American Street Ape. Enjoy your welfare check, food stamps, medicaid and subsidized housing….I paid for it.

    Reply
  26. Terrence Howard | February 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Does that n!gger ever take his damn cap off? Only a n!gger would walk around in a suit with a cap

    Reply
  27. oliverlover | February 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    lol…really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

    Reply
  28. O.J. Simpson | February 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    I told Russell it’d be cheaper to just turn the bitch into a Pez dispenser and take the kids! Man….what a dumb black person.

    Reply
  29. Sauron | February 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    For earthly definitions,that’s quite an amount of bucks what he has. I just come back from a planet what’s made of solid gold.How many septillions will that be? Though it’s worthless on that planet.

    Reply
  30. asdasdsadasdfasf | February 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    AND WOMEN WONDER WHY MEN DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED ANYMORE?

    Women – Tell me ONE good reason a man who makes more than you would want to get married? He can get pussy anytime he wants, just pay for it up front.

    Cook? I can do that.
    Clean? I can do that.
    Kids? Need a man and a woman, I don’t want kids, so I don’t need you.
    Money? I make more than you.

    So tell me, WHY WOULD ANY SMART MAN GET MARRIED? Only dumb men marry.

    Reply
  31. figures | February 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    I’m waiting for Massa’ and bootlips and me to read this – Tom K took his time and didn’t move his lips hardly at all! I bet their tiny heads (the tiny ones on their shoulders, not those other ones that they worry about) to explode at the thought of all that money in the hands of a guy who ain’t white. And who is giving money for child support without a court order – and who isn’t behind in his payments. Oh, God, what’s the world coming to? Why have you forsaken our white supremacist asses? Quick, what’s Bobby Brown doing? We need reassurance!

    Reply
  32. zxzczxc | February 28, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    “….what a dumb black person”

    Its implied that a black man is dumb, so your statement is redundant.

    Reply
  33. gerard Vandenberg | March 1, 2009 at 1:37 am

    “HONESTY” still isn’t for sale, folks!!

    Reply
  34. Herb | March 1, 2009 at 5:35 am

    [====Bigblackconnect.c om====], It is really a funny and interesting place to date attractive girls or hot guys. Many hot videos and photos at this site, you can enjoy latest interesting videos or talk about hot topic with other friends. I’ve met many thoughtful singles who were trying to find true love.

    Reply
  35. dave | March 1, 2009 at 8:55 am

    He is a hooker. He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service ***** MILLMATCH***** for successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.

    Reply
  36. Prenup | March 1, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Sign your prenup mofos

    Reply
  37. kanye worst | March 1, 2009 at 10:51 am

    Golddigging kunt!

    Reply
  38. The Truth | March 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I thought they killed the chimp that attacked that woman. Now I find out he is still alive and being gawked at by the media like King Kong was.

    Reply
  39. SueMe | March 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Who are the parents of some of you people? #32 I mean come on…if you really believe this then you’re the dumbest person that God has ever waisted his time making. I really don’t care about the monkey and ugly jokes too much, but it’s going way too far when you imply that someone is dumb or stupid due to being a certain race. What has your mommy taught you all of your life? We are all human beings despite what you may think or say, and we all have had different experiences while learing different things everyday.

    Reply
  40. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    AcutalIy agree with #39 , I wouldn’t go so far to say that black people are dumb just because they are black, most are dumb because they actually enjoy being ignorant, ghetto and retarded!

    LMAO! @ #31!!!!
    He wasn’t worth ranting about, a dumb chimp and his money are soon parted, see OJ for reference. It’s only a matter of time before some white American whore comes shaking her blonde flat ass in front of his face and she will marry him then divorce him and get half of his money. It is one big cycle. (See New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer for reference)

    http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2007/02/26/no-kids-no-marriage-giants-toomer-will-divorce-wife-over-abort/2

    See my racist rants actually have factual basis most of the time. lol

    Reply
  41. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    AcutalIy agree with #39 , I wouldn’t go so far to say that black people are dumb just because they are black, most are dumb because they actually enjoy being ignorant, ghetto and retarded!

    LMAO! @ #31!!!!
    He wasn’t worth ranting about, a dumb chimp and his money are soon parted, see OJ for reference. It’s only a matter of time before some white American whore comes shaking her blonde flat ass in front of his face and she will marry him then divorce him and get half of his money. It is one big cycle. (See New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer for reference)

    http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2007/02/26/no-kids-no-marriage-giants-toomer-will-divorce-wife-over-abort/2

    See my racist rants actually have factual basis most of the time. lol

    Reply
  42. jubeisan | March 2, 2009 at 9:03 am

    I think it is hilarious whenever there is a post about a black person, the derogatory commments come out. I just wonder how many of you keyboard assasins would walk up to any of these black people, let alone an NFL player and call him some of the comments here.

    I am black, I do not condone the actions of many of the other black folks represented on this blog. What they do is none of my business.

    OUT.

    Reply
  43. jubeisan | March 2, 2009 at 9:03 am

    I think it is hilarious whenever there is a post about a black person, the derogatory commments come out. I just wonder how many of you keyboard assasins would walk up to any of these black people, let alone an NFL player and call him some of the comments here.

    I am black, I do not condone the actions of many of the other black folks represented on this blog. What they do is none of my business.

    OUT.

    Reply
  44. Sport | March 2, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Learn how to wear a fucking hat you tool.

    Reply
  45. NatTurner | August 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I am always impressed at how some whites go out of their way to prove they are bigots and inherently evil. Their grandparents are dead. Who are they trying to impress?

    Thank you bigots, for continuing to prove what we’ve always said about white people. You make our case easy!

    Reply
  46. pandora | March 24, 2010 at 7:38 am

    A good post. Thank you.

    Reply
  47. nike air jordan | April 23, 2010 at 4:57 am

    This article is very good, thank you for sharing!Welcome you to visit our discount Ugg boots shop,Such asUGG Classic Crochet, UGG Classic Cardy ,andUGG Classic Argyle
    nike air jordan 1
    nike air jordan flight
    nike air jordan 1Aplha
    nike air jordan 9
    nike air jordan 14
    nike air jordan 12

    Reply
  48. micro sd card | May 10, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Well, now president nigger can raid his winnings to pay all the spices in the country illegally to have health care.

    Reply
  49. Gucci handbags | May 24, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    thank you

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)