Russell Simmons has a lot of money

February 27th, 2009 // 49 Comments

A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years. And apparently this was all done voluntarily. Russell writes on his blog:

I am reading these stories today about how a judge ordered me to pay Kimora $40,000 a month in child support and I want to make something very clear. Nothing was ordered, it was given. My kids have a fabulous life; they are exposed to a broad range of artistic and scholastic educational programs and I’m very happy to contribute to that. As long as I have it, they can have it. If I ever don’t have it, I’m coming to live with them!

At first I was impressed by the ridiculous amount of money being thrown at his kids, but then I realized the guy is worth about $325 million. He could wipe his butt with $40,000 everytime he takes a dump and he’d still have money left over. Which, by the way, is exactly what I would do if I had $325 million. Well that, and have solid gold everything. I’m looking at you, regular non-solid-gold underwear.

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  1. HOHO

    FIRST

    niggawut

  2. alison

    I want solid gold underwear…

  3. alison

    I want solid gold underwear…

  4. Randal

    Russell Simmons is a good man to continue to provide for this two beautiful children as they mold themselves to young ladies. May other men in the world find inspiration when they hear about the good deeds Russell has done.

    Randal

  5. meh

    YAY! FIRST!

  6. How come when these gold diggers finish putting their times and pop out a few kids, after the divorce they go out and get the guy they really wanted in the first place?

  7. 1sse

    Well, someone said ***R i c h S i n g l e . N e t*** is a good place to be regarded as a home. many celebrities treat their as their home. They do not exclose themselves. They put so many hot and sensitive news about themselves on that site. I like to know them on that site. But I do not know to talk about what they write. That’s secret for the members on that site. Want to know ur lovers’ life? That’s a good way to read them.
    -

  8. Whaaaat?
    Yo, bitches be askin’ too much, cuz.
    But for my boy Russel, iz cool. He got money eeneeway.

  9. Zswan

    “make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years”

    Spoil much? I mean seriously….I cannot wait to see their Super Sweet 16…little brats.

  10. Darth

    Well,on who’s back did he get rich?

  11. Tom K

    He got rich off the white mans back and thanks to a whole bunch of dumb wiggers and wiggerettes that buy Phat Pharm clothing and his ex-wife’s line Baby Phat.

    It’s so funny how the black people in America can become rich with very little real talent.

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  12. Anon

    what the hell did #8 even say? someone please translate.

  13. Lowlands

    Since i’m legal allowed;boo!

  14. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig

    Still a nigger.

  15. Tom K

    I will translate:

    #8 (ghetto talk, ghetto talk, misspelled words, ghetto talk, welfare, uneducated, hood talk, ebonics, fried chicken, bling, rims, Colt 45, rap, do- rags) There you go!!!!

  16. ohyeah

    and a rich one too #14. jealous much? hehe

  17. Lowlands

    I wish that Sauron was back.Would love to know his opinion.He would probably say something like;make sure they pay you triple back.He hates people with correct political talks who are laughing in his face but in the meanwhile. . .

  18. Clem

    $40k a month…I wonder how much of that will actually be spent on the kids.

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  20. Darth

    It looks like you’ve parasitic inconveniences Lowlands! Must i rub your back now or later!?

  21. jonny

    I can’t believe this old queen was able to father any kids. He loves the caulk too much. He better hope Kimora never goes broke….she’ll write a tell all about his c–ksucking ways

  22. b

    Good, now the nigger president can raid his earnings to pay for all the illegal spics in the country to have health care.

  23. JB

    People talk about the blacks crying all the time but damn, these white people cry ALL THE TIME! Every conversation turns to “Obama this…It happenned because Obama….my favorite actor didn’t win an Oscar because Obama…” and so forth. F**&king crybabies. NO better than the blacks. It doesn’t mean much though when the shit talk comes from some trailer-trash peckerwood sack of shit. I could go on all day about the greasy haired, dumbass inbreds I look at in disgust on a daily basis but I only have so much time to spare.

  24. Groucho

    If him and roughly 4000 of the other rich fat cats in this country (many of which are in the entertainment industry and supported Obama) chipped in and paid $500k each, which they could EASILY afford, that would cover the ENTIRE cost of the stimulus package.

  25. jonny

    JB sounds like a North American Street Ape. Enjoy your welfare check, food stamps, medicaid and subsidized housing….I paid for it.

  26. Terrence Howard

    Does that n!gger ever take his damn cap off? Only a n!gger would walk around in a suit with a cap

  27. oliverlover

    lol…really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

  28. O.J. Simpson

    I told Russell it’d be cheaper to just turn the bitch into a Pez dispenser and take the kids! Man….what a dumb black person.

  29. Sauron

    For earthly definitions,that’s quite an amount of bucks what he has. I just come back from a planet what’s made of solid gold.How many septillions will that be? Though it’s worthless on that planet.

  30. asdasdsadasdfasf

    AND WOMEN WONDER WHY MEN DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED ANYMORE?

    Women – Tell me ONE good reason a man who makes more than you would want to get married? He can get pussy anytime he wants, just pay for it up front.

    Cook? I can do that.
    Clean? I can do that.
    Kids? Need a man and a woman, I don’t want kids, so I don’t need you.
    Money? I make more than you.

    So tell me, WHY WOULD ANY SMART MAN GET MARRIED? Only dumb men marry.

  31. figures

    I’m waiting for Massa’ and bootlips and me to read this – Tom K took his time and didn’t move his lips hardly at all! I bet their tiny heads (the tiny ones on their shoulders, not those other ones that they worry about) to explode at the thought of all that money in the hands of a guy who ain’t white. And who is giving money for child support without a court order – and who isn’t behind in his payments. Oh, God, what’s the world coming to? Why have you forsaken our white supremacist asses? Quick, what’s Bobby Brown doing? We need reassurance!

  32. zxzczxc

    “….what a dumb black person”

    Its implied that a black man is dumb, so your statement is redundant.

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  35. dave

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  36. Sign your prenup mofos

  37. kanye worst

    Golddigging kunt!

  38. The Truth

    I thought they killed the chimp that attacked that woman. Now I find out he is still alive and being gawked at by the media like King Kong was.

  39. Who are the parents of some of you people? #32 I mean come on…if you really believe this then you’re the dumbest person that God has ever waisted his time making. I really don’t care about the monkey and ugly jokes too much, but it’s going way too far when you imply that someone is dumb or stupid due to being a certain race. What has your mommy taught you all of your life? We are all human beings despite what you may think or say, and we all have had different experiences while learing different things everyday.

  40. Tom K

    AcutalIy agree with #39 , I wouldn’t go so far to say that black people are dumb just because they are black, most are dumb because they actually enjoy being ignorant, ghetto and retarded!

    LMAO! @ #31!!!!
    He wasn’t worth ranting about, a dumb chimp and his money are soon parted, see OJ for reference. It’s only a matter of time before some white American whore comes shaking her blonde flat ass in front of his face and she will marry him then divorce him and get half of his money. It is one big cycle. (See New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer for reference)

    http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2007/02/26/no-kids-no-marriage-giants-toomer-will-divorce-wife-over-abort/2

    See my racist rants actually have factual basis most of the time. lol

  41. Tom K

    AcutalIy agree with #39 , I wouldn’t go so far to say that black people are dumb just because they are black, most are dumb because they actually enjoy being ignorant, ghetto and retarded!

    LMAO! @ #31!!!!
    He wasn’t worth ranting about, a dumb chimp and his money are soon parted, see OJ for reference. It’s only a matter of time before some white American whore comes shaking her blonde flat ass in front of his face and she will marry him then divorce him and get half of his money. It is one big cycle. (See New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer for reference)

    http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2007/02/26/no-kids-no-marriage-giants-toomer-will-divorce-wife-over-abort/2

    See my racist rants actually have factual basis most of the time. lol

  42. jubeisan

    I think it is hilarious whenever there is a post about a black person, the derogatory commments come out. I just wonder how many of you keyboard assasins would walk up to any of these black people, let alone an NFL player and call him some of the comments here.

    I am black, I do not condone the actions of many of the other black folks represented on this blog. What they do is none of my business.

    OUT.

  43. jubeisan

    I think it is hilarious whenever there is a post about a black person, the derogatory commments come out. I just wonder how many of you keyboard assasins would walk up to any of these black people, let alone an NFL player and call him some of the comments here.

    I am black, I do not condone the actions of many of the other black folks represented on this blog. What they do is none of my business.

    OUT.

  44. Sport

    Learn how to wear a fucking hat you tool.

  45. NatTurner

    I am always impressed at how some whites go out of their way to prove they are bigots and inherently evil. Their grandparents are dead. Who are they trying to impress?

    Thank you bigots, for continuing to prove what we’ve always said about white people. You make our case easy!

  46. A good post. Thank you.

  47. Well, now president nigger can raid his winnings to pay all the spices in the country illegally to have health care.

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