In news nobody cares about, Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee announced their separation last Friday, saying that although they were still living together, they had been separated for some time. And while no cause for the separation has been mentioned, I can only assume that Kimora Lee woke up one day and realized she had married a munchkin.
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gardeniagirl | April 3, 2006 at 9:16 am
a munchkin that dresses like a dull fledged member of the lollipop guild. take that DAMN cap off.
Uhn Tiss Baby | April 3, 2006 at 9:24 am
I’ve seen bigger stars on my telephone keys.
CheekyChops | April 3, 2006 at 9:29 am
She looks tranny-ish.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 3, 2006 at 9:30 am
I think Russell looked up and saw that the folds in her fat neck were about to eat his face.
Italian Stallion | April 3, 2006 at 9:33 am
I hope she can still fall back on those green bean commercials….Ho Ho Ho
Triumph Insult Dog | April 3, 2006 at 9:38 am
OOOhhhh, yeah! Kimora Lee single? Are you kidding, me? Kimora is like one of those hot mixed breed that I’m always talking about!
Finding out that she’s almost single is like finding out that you’re going to the Playboy Mansion. Once you get inside, you’ll gonna try to live in it!…
LRonHubbaHubba | April 3, 2006 at 9:38 am
Yawwwwwnnnnn.
Malakite | April 3, 2006 at 10:21 am
Ugh. Her fat neck is so disturbing. It makes me want to vomit.
Lala | April 3, 2006 at 10:22 am
By looking closely and counting the rings on her neck, you will be able to determine her age.
Cratylus | April 3, 2006 at 10:38 am
It must be very inconvenient to be a model and have a neck that long. I’m guessing it takes a good two to three minutes to vomit.
edb87 | April 3, 2006 at 10:41 am
Dizzam. Now maybe Russell will get up on Def Poetry and drop some mad rhymes about his split with his woman.
Jacq | April 3, 2006 at 10:48 am
I bet that they are separated because she’s a bee-yotch. I bet she’s also still living with him for the same reason that she married him – ALL THAT MONEY. It’s been said that her clothing line is taking off, but she wouldn’t even have that without him. I want to hit her with a round-house kick, but I think that it’d fall just shy of her kneecap.
Jacq | April 3, 2006 at 10:49 am
P.S. What’s the big deal with Baby Phat anyway? I’ve never seen that line of hooker clothes and accessories anywhere but the clearance rack at TJ Maxx and Ross.
PapaHotNuts | April 3, 2006 at 10:54 am
She looks like some horrid cross between Godzilla and Tiger Woods. I’d make the obligatory “I’d hit it” comment, but I’m sure she’d hit me back and I don’t have that great of health insurance.
Tantrum | April 3, 2006 at 10:54 am
#12/13…my thoughts exactly!
Can someone say “Gold digger”?
After she had a second daughter, it looks like her fat pregnancy face remained.
prideofchucky | April 3, 2006 at 11:02 am
I ALWAYS get confused on this one..
Was Russell on “Goodtimes” or “What’s Happening!”?
MizScarlett | April 3, 2006 at 11:35 am
Russell better be sleepin’ with one eye open… this is one scary, psycho bitch. When she was interviewed in Vanity Fair, and all she could say was, “I will beat a bitch’s ASS” in reference to any woman who dared look at Her Man (read: Meal Ticket). She’s as nasty as a street-ho, a real mule in a horse harness.
Grphdesi23 | April 3, 2006 at 11:52 am
This proves that Russell Simmons is gay. He’s been married to a drag queen for years.
Grphdesi23 | April 3, 2006 at 11:52 am
This proves that Russell Simmons is gay. He’s been married to a drag queen for years.
bjpack | April 3, 2006 at 11:58 am
This is actually all a big misunderstanding. Not many people realize this but they were actually joined at the hip. Really. If you look at the picture you can kind of tell. They were recently separated surgically in another victory for medical technology. We’ve really come a long way.
Tracy | April 3, 2006 at 11:58 am
Wow… her neck is freakishly long. Maybe it’s like one of those collapsable cups you take camping… that would explain the rings.
kazanski13 | April 3, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Will somebody please Circumcise that neck of hers. I havent seen anything that wrinkly since I accidentally went into the mens lockerroom on take your grandfather to workout day at the local gym.
lux | April 3, 2006 at 12:34 pm
that’s a huge bitch
okiedoke | April 3, 2006 at 12:37 pm
#5 – Thank you for that! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!
amma | April 3, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Kimora is not only gorgeous {that is a bad pic} she is very saavy.
As for him and them…he constantly cheats on her. I mean, if you want to sleep around, great. But don’t get married and have kids.
Good for her!
gogoboots | April 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
She’s making buckets of money outta this I shit you not…a very good move for a woman who’s probably half that munchkin’s age…
LookAtME | April 3, 2006 at 1:01 pm
ET Phone Home!
Spindoc | April 3, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Janice Dickenson Told Kimora that she was tacky and low class. When you’re getting tips on being classy from Janice (Bag of Crap) Dickenson, you’re about as low rent as you can get. All I gotta say is though, she earned her money the old fashioned way…on her back.
Evangelia | April 3, 2006 at 1:34 pm
#17 – i read that article too, and it was so scary it practically gave me nightmares. and then i was in borders the other day, and i saw that kimora has a book out!? it’s called, “fabulosity”. which is not only a made-up word, but it’s not even a GOOD made-up word.
she looks like she’s from that culture where women wear decorative rings around their necks and stretch them to like 2 feet long. is that maori?
QOTD | April 3, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Shit, I forbid my dtr from wearing any of her ghetto fab crappy tranny clothes. And what the hell happened to her fucking neck?
#5: LMFAO!
al rarow | April 3, 2006 at 1:42 pm
…or that he woke up and realized he had married a hosebeast.
RedInk | April 3, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Is Kimora’s daddy the Michelin Man?
nice neck…
NOT
imabeeatch | April 3, 2006 at 2:29 pm
It took her a long time to get her neck that long. See the before picture before she took the rings off?
http://www.mandalaymyanmar.net/photogallery/photogallery8.jpg
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 3, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Fabulosity: The velocity at which Lance Armstrong can ride a bike around the circumference of your fat, tortoise neck without dying from exhaustion.
Nikk The Templar | April 3, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Kimora Lee left Russell?
Expect to see her on The Surreal Life in….three years.
Kelly | April 3, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Me sucky long time. . . .
ohthatkate | April 3, 2006 at 2:50 pm
if russell and kimora can’t make it — what couple will furnish their home with hundreds of animal print pillows?
nbk | April 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Read her own review of her own book:
Fabulosity has something to say to you. …whether it’s finding Mr. Right, or rocking the latest fashion trend. Packed with useful lessons and Kimora’s personal tips, this book will be your instruction manual to empowering yourself … and unleashing your inner fabulosity.
Hm, I have always wanted to marry a guy for money but couldn’t find the gut to do it. I better go get this book to empower myself.
gogoboots | April 3, 2006 at 3:31 pm
#33 and #36, why don’t you keep your racist remarks to your racist selves?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 3, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Eracism!
sirokai | April 3, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Russel and Kimora didn’t last? How’s that for unexpected! In other news, Thursday came after Wednesday and a pregnant dog gave birth to puppies.
HughJorganthethird | April 3, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Fuck me I bet that chick is better built than half the dudes on this site.
I can’t even imagine what kind of deep throating she can get up to with a neck like that. oh wait, yes I can..
DrDanny | April 3, 2006 at 4:10 pm
zero minus zer0 = zero
Dem peeps is null and void.
juicylips | April 3, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS NOT GOING TO LAST!!!
She has got to be the fakest most gold digginiest hoe on the planet. AND SHES LAME TO BOOT. Everything she does sucks including her tacky ghetto hood rat clothing line that I wouldnt let my dog wear. She’s got about as much class as any random street walker. I will never forget the day that MARIAH CAREY of all people told this bitch she had a bad attitude and was low class. Divorcing this transvestite is the smartest thing Russell Simmons has ever done and I make that statement knowing full well that he started Def Jam records with that weird white man and made tons of money before anyone knew hip hop existed.
imabeeatch | April 3, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Geez #39 must everything to you be considered racist? Get your head out of your ass and lighten up biatch!!
AsIWasSaying | April 3, 2006 at 5:10 pm
He get her green card, she love him short time.
LRonHubbaHubba | April 3, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Russell Crowe smoked a cigarette?
Bean | April 3, 2006 at 6:55 pm
#4, 8 and 22 – Thank you! Her neck rolls are out of contorl!!!!
I want to punch her baby fat neck
I think she needs to get her tyroid checked or something.
A897 | April 3, 2006 at 7:14 pm
#23… LOL
Shes nothing without him
Chris'sMom | April 3, 2006 at 8:36 pm
It is usually recommended to pay the extra money to have the neck lift thrown into the deal when getting plastic surgery. My gosh look at that sag going on!