Russell Crowe threatens photographers

*russell_crowe_thumb3.jpgRussell Crowe has threatened any photographer who hassles his pregnant wife Danielle Spencer, who is set to give birth in July. The Oscar-winner believes paparazzi contributed to the premature birth of their two-year old son Charlie. He says,

“Dani was three weeks early last time, she gave birth just a few days after she was chased down the street by four photographers. She was just walking down the street with her girlfriend and they rushed her – four of them all surrounded her. So she panicked and slipped and all this sort of stuff. If I’d been there that would have been a really serious situation. I tell you right now, they will be tarred and feathered if they hassle my pregnant wife again.”

No week is complete without Russell Crowe threatening someone. A good rule to follow: if you have to keep telling people what a badass you are, you’re not a badass. And anyway, I’m not sure that threatening people with tar and feathers is the best way to instill fear. He might as well prance around in a pink leotard and threaten them with lollipops and sugar kisses.