Russell Crowe got his wife pregnant

crowe-pregnant.jpgRussell Crowe has confirmed that his wife Danielle Spencer is three-and-a-half months pregnant. He confirmed the news during a weekend concert with his band The Ordinary Fear of God.

“Everybody was going ‘oh, that’s lovely,'” a security guard tells the paper. “He wasn’t really smiling that much but he doesn’t smile that much anyway.”

It’s true about the smiling thing. Russell Crowe only smiles when he’s winning Academy Awards or beating people to death with telephones. Actually now that I think about it, I don’t remember him smiling all that much during the Academy Awards. And nevermind the thumbnail. That thing is, uh, Photoshopped. Or something.