Russell Crowe has confirmed that his wife Danielle Spencer is three-and-a-half months pregnant. He confirmed the news during a weekend concert with his band The Ordinary Fear of God.
“Everybody was going ‘oh, that’s lovely,’” a security guard tells the paper. “He wasn’t really smiling that much but he doesn’t smile that much anyway.”
It’s true about the smiling thing. Russell Crowe only smiles when he’s winning Academy Awards or beating people to death with telephones. Actually now that I think about it, I don’t remember him smiling all that much during the Academy Awards. And nevermind the thumbnail. That thing is, uh, Photoshopped. Or something.
He actually threatened her uterus with a payphone if it didn’t conceive. It was really touch and go for a minute there. After the pregnancy test came back positive, her uterus breathed a deep sigh of relief.
I think he was drunk and that an agry hotel clerk saw his chance to get back at Mr. Crowe and impregnated his wife…she, being Mrs. Crowe was also too drunk to notice what was going on.
I’m sure the child will be well behaved. Nothing like beating your kid with a phone to keep them in line.
Maybe now he’ll gain some sense of tranquility, or at least some sanity.
Didn’t his band used to be called Thirty Odd Feet of Grunt or some stupid shit like that? The Ordinary Fear of God? What a tool…bag, a toolbag.
He looks juiced in that picture. The wife sort of looks like she is saying “wtf am I doing standing here with this guy?”.
Ha Ha Ha he also looks like he smoked a fatty or took some mushrooms before hand.
He sure looks like a Happy Camper in that picture. LOL, hahahahahahaha.
Crowe does look completely stoned. That said, I can’t believe she would have a baby with him. Yes, they’re married, but what about when he’s four? He’ll have a Fisher Price plastic phone for daddy to beat him with, that’s what! I noticed that she looks confused, but only after staring at him for a decent amount of time because I’ve always wondered what Russel Crowe would look like really really fried.
Ah you know in NYC every dick tries to pick fights with the guy. Not far from where I work, some punk tried to hit him.
If I was there, I’d slap the guy for Crowe.
If you see the attitude the guy gets, well maybe you’d understand why he’d toss the hotel phone at some obnoxious, pretentious Soho employee. Just because he’s rich and famous doesn’t mean he shouldn’t get to be a man and stop others bullshit.
The thing about him not smiling just completely supports my theory that he was anally gang-banged by half of the academys(females with strap-ons) for him to win the award for Gladiator. I mean, he wasn’t acting he just played himself.
That kid will be dead before his or her fifth birthday. You just don’t talk back to Russell Crowe. He doesn’t want to know about that 103 degree temperature. He’s a storyteller, you rotten little brat!
Never mind Russ looking stoned, danielle always looks totally spaced out to me – either that or just vacant.
no that picture was taken seconds after he chucked the phone at that poor guy’s head. oh he’s bleeding…commence laughter
well, he does look like he;s in immense pain, “just keep muscles locked for a couple more seconds”
I bet he’ll smile if she miscarries.
Or if he accidentally kills her in a rage.
Or if a team of monkeys has their way with his anus.
‘If you see the attitude the guy gets, well maybe you’d understand why he’d toss the hotel phone at some obnoxious, pretentious Soho employee.’
Nice job trying to make Russell look the underdog, there, but since that ‘pretentious’ employee probably earns in a year what Russell spends in a month on apology gifts for his wife; you lose. Next.
Finally Russell will have someone around to menace all day and night.
I’d like to kick this guy in the nads.
she’s just lucky he didn’t throw a phone at her – http://hollywoodsnark.com