Russell Crowe has confirmed that his wife Danielle Spencer is three-and-a-half months pregnant. He confirmed the news during a weekend concert with his band The Ordinary Fear of God.
“Everybody was going ‘oh, that’s lovely,’” a security guard tells the paper. “He wasn’t really smiling that much but he doesn’t smile that much anyway.”
It’s true about the smiling thing. Russell Crowe only smiles when he’s winning Academy Awards or beating people to death with telephones. Actually now that I think about it, I don’t remember him smiling all that much during the Academy Awards. And nevermind the thumbnail. That thing is, uh, Photoshopped. Or something.
FermentedGhost | January 17, 2006 at 5:37 pm
He actually threatened her uterus with a payphone if it didn’t conceive. It was really touch and go for a minute there. After the pregnancy test came back positive, her uterus breathed a deep sigh of relief.
Spindoc | January 17, 2006 at 5:47 pm
I think he was drunk and that an agry hotel clerk saw his chance to get back at Mr. Crowe and impregnated his wife…she, being Mrs. Crowe was also too drunk to notice what was going on.
I’m sure the child will be well behaved. Nothing like beating your kid with a phone to keep them in line.
musings | January 17, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Maybe now he’ll gain some sense of tranquility, or at least some sanity.
mikec | January 17, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Didn’t his band used to be called Thirty Odd Feet of Grunt or some stupid shit like that? The Ordinary Fear of God? What a tool…bag, a toolbag.
Shaun | January 17, 2006 at 6:23 pm
He looks juiced in that picture. The wife sort of looks like she is saying “wtf am I doing standing here with this guy?”.
Ha Ha Ha he also looks like he smoked a fatty or took some mushrooms before hand.
Shaun | January 17, 2006 at 6:26 pm
He sure looks like a Happy Camper in that picture. LOL, hahahahahahaha.
Hartigan'sGirl | January 17, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Crowe does look completely stoned. That said, I can’t believe she would have a baby with him. Yes, they’re married, but what about when he’s four? He’ll have a Fisher Price plastic phone for daddy to beat him with, that’s what! I noticed that she looks confused, but only after staring at him for a decent amount of time because I’ve always wondered what Russel Crowe would look like really really fried.
Sheva | January 17, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Ah you know in NYC every dick tries to pick fights with the guy. Not far from where I work, some punk tried to hit him.
If I was there, I’d slap the guy for Crowe.
If you see the attitude the guy gets, well maybe you’d understand why he’d toss the hotel phone at some obnoxious, pretentious Soho employee. Just because he’s rich and famous doesn’t mean he shouldn’t get to be a man and stop others bullshit.
derekd | January 17, 2006 at 7:41 pm
The thing about him not smiling just completely supports my theory that he was anally gang-banged by half of the academys(females with strap-ons) for him to win the award for Gladiator. I mean, he wasn’t acting he just played himself.
SuperSpence | January 17, 2006 at 8:33 pm
That kid will be dead before his or her fifth birthday. You just don’t talk back to Russell Crowe. He doesn’t want to know about that 103 degree temperature. He’s a storyteller, you rotten little brat!
TiredAndEmotional | January 17, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Never mind Russ looking stoned, danielle always looks totally spaced out to me – either that or just vacant.
ishtar | January 17, 2006 at 10:23 pm
no that picture was taken seconds after he chucked the phone at that poor guy’s head. oh he’s bleeding…commence laughter
hafaball | January 17, 2006 at 11:29 pm
well, he does look like he;s in immense pain, “just keep muscles locked for a couple more seconds”
HollyJ | January 17, 2006 at 11:47 pm
I bet he’ll smile if she miscarries.
Or if he accidentally kills her in a rage.
Or if a team of monkeys has their way with his anus.
slinkhard | January 18, 2006 at 7:05 am
‘If you see the attitude the guy gets, well maybe you’d understand why he’d toss the hotel phone at some obnoxious, pretentious Soho employee.’
Nice job trying to make Russell look the underdog, there, but since that ‘pretentious’ employee probably earns in a year what Russell spends in a month on apology gifts for his wife; you lose. Next.
Larry | January 18, 2006 at 9:32 am
Finally Russell will have someone around to menace all day and night.
CheekyChops | January 18, 2006 at 10:42 am
I’d like to kick this guy in the nads.
HollywoodSnark | December 13, 2006 at 9:49 am
she’s just lucky he didn’t throw a phone at her – http://hollywoodsnark.com