Russell Crowe breaks smoking laws

crowe-violates-smoking.jpgRussell Crowe smoked cigarettes and drank a bottle of port during a New Zealand performance of his band “The Ordinary Fear of God” over the weekend, violating the country’s smoke-free laws covering concert venues. If found guilty the venue could be fined up to $2,465.

I was hoping the story would end with Russell Crowe beating a man to death with a phone after being told he wasn’t allowed to smoke, but life is never as exciting as you wish it was. Although a venue might get fined, so that’s pretty intense stuff, right?