Katy Perry and Russell Brand arrived together for the John Galliano Fashion Show in Paris last week, and apparently Russell has cracked the greatest code known to man since the goddamn Enigma machine. Page Six reports:
The womanizing actor, who first locked lips with the “I Kissed a Girl” singer at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party, recently texted her a love poem he wrote himself, according to a friend. “It was cute,” our source says. “And the best part is that Katy responded by sending him a topless photo of herself.”
I think Russell Brand’s friend is full of shit. I’ve sent Katy at least a million “love texts” without a response, and I’m starting to wonder how much this is going to cost me. Let’s see, 10 cents per text times one million equals *punches in calendar* I have to sell myself into white slavery now. Awesome. Anyone know any non-rapey slave owners? I clean a mean window.
It’s amazing how he gets so many women. He must have the most disease riddled cock going. If anyone knows what women see in him then please tell me cos I’ve got no fucking idea. He’s like Jack Sparrows ugly retarded drug filled brother.
All 3 of them have a fever- and the only thing that’s gonna stop it is some more cowbell !!
This has got to be one of my most favorite couples ever. I hope they stay together. They make such a cute couple. <3
@33 Damn you’re a sad, cynical bastard. lol
Katy must have a self esteem rating of negative five hundred billion. She never dates anyone but losers.
No woman who doesn’t absolutely despise herself would come within 6 feet of Russell Brand.
she’s got a nice pin-up body but really, a mostly unattractive face that’s painted into submission with makeup… look at a closeup of her face sometime, seriously..
Russell Brand gets all the chicks. What’s his secret?
@33 Reguardless of the empty, shallow, superficial, goldigging, whores U seen been around, dated whatever… NOT every woman is like that. U sound like the ‘typical’ bitter immature douchbag thats been hurt/used one too many times and now thinks ALL women act a certain way. I jus happen to like his grungy ‘bohemian’ like style and like his particular sense of comedy. My bf has a similiar style and works at Shoprite.lol So no NOT every woman is interested in $$$ or status. BTW the ones that are, end up like Jocelyn WIldenstein or Jasmine Fiore. @57 I don’t think Russell Brand gets “all the chicks” as U have said. There is no ‘secret’ and this pic with Katy is most likely a publicity stunt. He seems to be one of those guys that a woman really likes or really hates. Personally, I don’t know anyone else that really likes him as much as me.lmao
A romantic Haiku by Russell Brand:
“For Katy”
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Her Boobies gorgeous
Her Music nothing but shit
I titty fucked her
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Russell Brand is a retard… not even slightly funny, and ugly too!
Wow all of you look great.