Russell Simmons Seems Pleased With His Purchase

August 22nd, 2012 // 120 Comments
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Here’s Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call… last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him for them titties before going, oh well, he’ll just get his money’s worth in never letting go of dat ass. Chivalry still lives!

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. dude

    Whore, you can stop sweating. You’re not in church.

  2. Tatiana Likhina, imported from Russia two months ago:

    http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/tatiana-likhina-russia-model-sexy-pics-photos

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/22/Likhina-340_472.jpeg[/img]

  3. Pat C.

    Man, you guys are way too picky. If I called an escort service (the average escort service – not the services that billionaires use), and someone who looked like this showed up, I’d think “Jackpot!”

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    thespiral
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    Did Russell pay extra for the stanky pit stains?

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    Biff
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    That’s a body built for fuckin right there folks….

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    Mumbler
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    “…and right here baby is where Prince William has a star!”

  7. Kat

    Damn, hope the bewbs are real b/c this girl has the hottest body I’ve ever seen on another female.

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    Kitty
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    i think her nipple is sweating too, if you are going to wear a dress like this you need to be super duper careful… but escorts don’t understand that….

  9. Skippy

    FRANKENHOOKER!!!

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    Kitty
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    I honestly feel bad for her, now this moment shall be documented forever….

  11. Mallory

    I’d rather have my toenails pulled out than do it with Russell Simmons.

  12. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s sad that a woman that pretty thinks she has to appear that desperate…. Zero self-esteem.

    • Err … I think she’s feeling just fine about herself and the buttload (you should pardon the expression) of cash and exposure she got out of this gig.

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    coyote
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    Best $50 Bucks he ever spent

  14. Bob

    I know everyone will say I’m gay because of this, but the first thing I noticed was the sweaty pits.

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    PhotoBoy's Love Child
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    Every one complaining about the horrible pit stain would probably give a month’s salary to trade places with Simmons.

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    Oh, honey. Stop tugging at the hem. Le chat est sorti du sac.

  17. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    She’s shaped like a girl out of a video game. Nice work, God and/or science.

  18. The Royal Penis

    Everyone should try marriage once. Only then can you appreciate doing what Mr. Simmons has done from that point on.

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    juicyfruit
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    she seems like a total class act

  20. Rubles Aren't Everything

    “So how much again am I getting paid to run around naked in public — smiling while you continually grab my ass, Aged Comrade?”

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    These Real Dolls just keep getting better and better.

  22. puhleez

    I love women. All you need is money and the pussy just comes running.

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    manatee149
    Commented on this photo:

    Most of the classy commenters on these photos wouldn’t pay a prostitute for sex? HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

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    Anderson Pooper
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    This guy is a total douche. Even if she WAS with you out of her own free will, never ungluing your hand from her ass in public says “I’m insecure about my tiny weenis and this may be the last time I’m ever this close to pu*sy”.

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    Anderson Pooper
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    It looks like the feeling isn’t mutual.

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    Anderson Pooper
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    Sweaty skank. Shop it out while you still got it, because shame doesn’t pay the bills forever.

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    BenDoverman
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    Her noggin keeps getting bigger in each pic, wtf.

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    Skeets
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    LANA KANE
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    LMAO his expression: Ho you be sweatin’!

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    You'reWelcome
    Commented on this photo:

    Are the both of them that busy that he can change his clothes from one outing to the next and she can’t manage to put on a different pair of panties?

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    Melvin
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    Not the hottest chick in the world but I would be willing to put my semen in her mouth or anus anytime she wanted.

  32. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    Bitch, pull your dress down so people dont think your a whore!

  33. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    ewww.. how could she!!!

  34. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    bobthebob
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    Even Russell’s face says “DAmn! Even I can’t believe I’m gonna hit that”

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