Here’s Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call… last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him for them titties before going, oh well, he’ll just get his money’s worth in never letting go of dat ass. Chivalry still lives!
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Whore, you can stop sweating. You’re not in church.
Tatiana Likhina, imported from Russia two months ago:
http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/tatiana-likhina-russia-model-sexy-pics-photos
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Man, you guys are way too picky. If I called an escort service (the average escort service – not the services that billionaires use), and someone who looked like this showed up, I’d think “Jackpot!”
Did Russell pay extra for the stanky pit stains?
http://www.modelcitizen.ws/wp-content/uploads/album/214/w_8295350d-800×536.jpg
That’s a body built for fuckin right there folks….
“…and right here baby is where Prince William has a star!”
Damn, hope the bewbs are real b/c this girl has the hottest body I’ve ever seen on another female.
i think her nipple is sweating too, if you are going to wear a dress like this you need to be super duper careful… but escorts don’t understand that….
You said it dude!!!
FRANKENHOOKER!!!
I honestly feel bad for her, now this moment shall be documented forever….
I’d rather have my toenails pulled out than do it with Russell Simmons.
It’s sad that a woman that pretty thinks she has to appear that desperate…. Zero self-esteem.
Err … I think she’s feeling just fine about herself and the buttload (you should pardon the expression) of cash and exposure she got out of this gig.
yeah, but that still does not equal self-esteem.
I hope she can finally afford antiperspirant with new newly acquired fortune.
Best $50 Bucks he ever spent
I know everyone will say I’m gay because of this, but the first thing I noticed was the sweaty pits.
Every one complaining about the horrible pit stain would probably give a month’s salary to trade places with Simmons.
Pretty sure most of just just like to look and laugh. Maybe YOU’RE ok with paying a prostitute for sex? But most of us here wouldn’t be.
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Shit up and take my money!
Oh, honey. Stop tugging at the hem. Le chat est sorti du sac.
She’s shaped like a girl out of a video game. Nice work, God and/or science.
It’s called Russian. Now ya know.
Everyone should try marriage once. Only then can you appreciate doing what Mr. Simmons has done from that point on.
she seems like a total class act
No, she seems like a total ass act
“So how much again am I getting paid to run around naked in public — smiling while you continually grab my ass, Aged Comrade?”
These Real Dolls just keep getting better and better.
I love women. All you need is money and the pussy just comes running.
Most of the classy commenters on these photos wouldn’t pay a prostitute for sex? HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!
This guy is a total douche. Even if she WAS with you out of her own free will, never ungluing your hand from her ass in public says “I’m insecure about my tiny weenis and this may be the last time I’m ever this close to pu*sy”.
It looks like the feeling isn’t mutual.
Sweaty skank. Shop it out while you still got it, because shame doesn’t pay the bills forever.
Her noggin keeps getting bigger in each pic, wtf.
Apparently this is his g/f. Or a escort he uses frequently.
http://entertainmentrundown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Russell-Simmons-Date-SPARKLE-New-York-Premiere.jpg
LMAO his expression: Ho you be sweatin’!
Are the both of them that busy that he can change his clothes from one outing to the next and she can’t manage to put on a different pair of panties?
Not the hottest chick in the world but I would be willing to put my semen in her mouth or anus anytime she wanted.
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Bitch, pull your dress down so people dont think your a whore!
ewww.. how could she!!!
Even Russell’s face says “DAmn! Even I can’t believe I’m gonna hit that”