Here’s Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call… last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him for them titties before going, oh well, he’ll just get his money’s worth in never letting go of dat ass. Chivalry still lives!
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Eeeeew juicy armpit.
Not a deal-breaker IMO. Now, if she has armpit BRAIDS, oh, who am I kidding I wouldn’t care about that either.
heheheh Freak. :)
not her fault, Russell insists on left-handed tug jobs and at his age it takes him 30 minutes to finish.
For $200/hr you too can grab this ass!
Holy crap, she’s a stunner. Good for him!
she’s worth more than that!
Not in Montreal she isn’t.
I think that’s a tunic, sweetheart. Not a dress. Oh, nevermind. I forgot about that whole being a whore thing. Ok, fine, I’ll allow the tunic with no pants.
But, uh, you got a lil sumpin sumpin under your arm, there, darlin’.
She had to cut off the rest of her dress because the sweat ring around her vagina was just horrid
hahahaha! eeew
“Nice, nice…wait…is that a…OK you guys, you need to at least give me a 10% discount for the pit stain.”
“Is that cellulite? Motherfuck…I TOLD that damn doctor I wanted ALL of it gone. How the hell am I supposed to make love to this bitch with all that cottage cheese stuff on her left big toe?”
Wrong crevice, Russel.
She’s wearing nothing yet ‘pitting’ hard!
that’s the power of The Russel for you right there! Makes the naked ladies ‘pit and the clothed ladies go CRAAAAAAZY!!!
Nice pit stains.
Tatiana Likhina
Thank you!
Of course, she’s Russian! In NYC, the biggest gold diggers are Russian or Asians.
*Russian and Asian.*
I doubt that. The biggest gold diggers in NYC are the obese Americans. I’ve never seen any Russian or Asian girls nearly as obese as those in the US. Really.
Simmons looks like a 12 year old kid who sees something he likes but isn’t quite sure yet why.
I’m no fashionista, but if a dress makes you look like you were put together from mismatched parts of other chicks, you may want to reconsider.
Now I want to go watch Frankenhooker again! Yay!
She’s wearing a mini-dress, thong panties, and nothing else, and yet she still manages to look more dressed up than Russell Simmons.
good one Dilt!!!⁄
Dat ass
She’s such a well mannered whore pulling her dress down. Or up. Either move is welcome for a slut in public.
A perfectly good whore to look at, ruined the unsightly pit stain!!!
Am I the only one disappointed by the lack of underboob sweat stains?
I would hate to see how much she would sweat if she actually wore clothes.
“What? Let go of dat ass? I don’t think so.”
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You just know that’s his ‘o’ face.
Fuck! Now that image is stuck in my head. Thanks, Snapple.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry sweety :)
heheh I forgot to sign in. :D
Is that sweat or are we supposed to be having sex with armpits now?
She wouldn’t be sweating so profusely if the lights weren’t up high enough to see through her dress. Lose the sweat and you lose the see-through.
It’s not necessarily sweat.
Maybe an amorous, pre-date armpit job was given.
Appropriate movie title, For a Good Time Call…Russell’s Date!
BWT, she is totally in love with him you guys!…
i wonder if black women ever get pissed off that once black dudes make it big they just want to run around with nothing but white chicks.
Nah…they’re totally cool with it. They never, ever complain about that!
Kimora Lee actually builds mistress sweat stains into every KLS dress…
Fran Drescher has a daughter?
Once upon a time a pretty young woman traveled to NY NY, hoping to make all her dreams come true.
Somehow I don’t believe this was the fantasy script she was trying to follow.
Worlds greatest DRESS?
Old guy got game. Palming that ass, that’s the way to do it!!!
old guy got money. i’m sure that when this young lady was a little girl dreaming of her prince charming that would sweep her off her feet she didn’t invision a scrawny, 60 year old, ET looking dude that still wears a basebal cap while out on the town.
testing!!
He’s saying “I’m getting some of that tonight, YES SIR!!!!”
WOW!!! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!! ASS SUPREME!!!
Sweet Jesus ! That’s a Terminator Model 101 grip, > Pit bull bite.
Even the women behind is fucking saying it with whole facial expression! That Black Daddy is getting some !
That girl’s ass probably looked like a Jackson Pollock painting of multicolored bruises after her Simmons night shift was over.
Why wear anything at all? Whore..
But hey, Hollywood is full of Whores, Fakes, Assholes & Dumb Shits…guess she fits right in.
you just mad your fat ass don’t look like her
Bad makeup, pit stains, weird knock -kneed legs, horrible attempt at a “look at me” outfit that just comes off as a “I’m a desperate nobody so I’ll wear this see-through dress so you’ll have a reference as to who I am later when my sex tape is accidentally released” outfit …well I guess money can buy everything. Good job Russel !
Dude’s daughters must be so proud.
I’d imagine they’re are proud. They’re filthy rich.
they*
You just know he’s going to bang her so damn hard in her tight, sweet, pink asshole when he gets her home… with that big, black, bad-boy cock of his.
very strange comment
That old fuck (pauses to scroll back up) Yeah, like I said. That old fuck?
I think it was Aristotle who said that the nature of beauty lies in pit stains, pony tails and lost pairs of pants.
…or was it anorexic whores with plastic tits. hmm, come to think of it now, i think it was whores with plastic tits. Or maybe it was Plato. I get those two mixed up.
this is where she thinks people are taking pictures of her because she’s famous.
HEEYYYY, WHOA!!! Let’s take it easy on all that whore talk, I was hoping this look would become trendy, but at the rate the W word is being tossed we’re doomed to the other failed look, the Mom Jean, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
From what I can tell, minus the hand, Dat ass is PERFECT!!!
Okay, she’s really sexy… But that outfit is so trashy, and it did take me awhile to notice, but her face is rather unfortunate.
I may be getting distracted by that awesome body but her face looks pretty to me!
I think her left nipple is trying to get a look at that pit stain
The mother of all butterfaces!
she’s sweating, wtf!