Russell Simmons Seems Pleased With His Purchase

August 22nd, 2012 // 120 Comments
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Here’s Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call… last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him for them titties before going, oh well, he’ll just get his money’s worth in never letting go of dat ass. Chivalry still lives!

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Techman
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    For $200/hr you too can grab this ass!

  2. Fondue

    Holy crap, she’s a stunner. Good for him!

  3. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    horray for boobies
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s worth more than that!

  4. kimmykimkim

    I think that’s a tunic, sweetheart. Not a dress. Oh, nevermind. I forgot about that whole being a whore thing. Ok, fine, I’ll allow the tunic with no pants.

    But, uh, you got a lil sumpin sumpin under your arm, there, darlin’.

  5. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    She had to cut off the rest of her dress because the sweat ring around her vagina was just horrid

  6. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    “Nice, nice…wait…is that a…OK you guys, you need to at least give me a 10% discount for the pit stain.”

  7. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that cellulite? Motherfuck…I TOLD that damn doctor I wanted ALL of it gone. How the hell am I supposed to make love to this bitch with all that cottage cheese stuff on her left big toe?”

  8. You're my bitch

    Wrong crevice, Russel.

  9. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Ben
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing nothing yet ‘pitting’ hard!

    • Gin&Tonic

      that’s the power of The Russel for you right there! Makes the naked ladies ‘pit and the clothed ladies go CRAAAAAAZY!!!

  10. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    CIDM
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    Nice pit stains.

  11. Doofusfinder

    Tatiana Likhina

  12. Inner Retard

    Simmons looks like a 12 year old kid who sees something he likes but isn’t quite sure yet why.

  13. JC

    I’m no fashionista, but if a dress makes you look like you were put together from mismatched parts of other chicks, you may want to reconsider.

  14. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    She’s wearing a mini-dress, thong panties, and nothing else, and yet she still manages to look more dressed up than Russell Simmons.

  15. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Zergling
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ass

  16. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Inner Retard
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    She’s such a well mannered whore pulling her dress down. Or up. Either move is welcome for a slut in public.

  17. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Crissy
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    A perfectly good whore to look at, ruined the unsightly pit stain!!!

  18. USDA Prime McBeef

    Am I the only one disappointed by the lack of underboob sweat stains?

  19. Urvag

    I would hate to see how much she would sweat if she actually wore clothes.

  20. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    “What? Let go of dat ass? I don’t think so.”

  21. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/22/Uh-huh-340_453.png[/img]

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    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that sweat or are we supposed to be having sex with armpits now?

    • She wouldn’t be sweating so profusely if the lights weren’t up high enough to see through her dress. Lose the sweat and you lose the see-through.

  23. Savalas

    It’s not necessarily sweat.

    Maybe an amorous, pre-date armpit job was given.

  24. LegMan

    Appropriate movie title, For a Good Time Call…Russell’s Date!

  25. Crissy

    BWT, she is totally in love with him you guys!…

  26. Buck

    i wonder if black women ever get pissed off that once black dudes make it big they just want to run around with nothing but white chicks.

  27. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    yikes
    Commented on this photo:

    Kimora Lee actually builds mistress sweat stains into every KLS dress…

  28. tlmck

    Fran Drescher has a daughter?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Once upon a time a pretty young woman traveled to NY NY, hoping to make all her dreams come true.
    Somehow I don’t believe this was the fantasy script she was trying to follow.

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    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Worlds greatest DRESS?

  31. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    YTBOY
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    Old guy got game. Palming that ass, that’s the way to do it!!!

    • Buck

      old guy got money. i’m sure that when this young lady was a little girl dreaming of her prince charming that would sweep her off her feet she didn’t invision a scrawny, 60 year old, ET looking dude that still wears a basebal cap while out on the town.

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    Deacon Jones
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    testing!!

  33. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s saying “I’m getting some of that tonight, YES SIR!!!!”

  34. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    YTBOY
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    WOW!!! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!! ASS SUPREME!!!

  35. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    Sweet Jesus ! That’s a Terminator Model 101 grip, > Pit bull bite.

  36. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    Even the women behind is fucking saying it with whole facial expression! That Black Daddy is getting some !

  37. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    That girl’s ass probably looked like a Jackson Pollock painting of multicolored bruises after her Simmons night shift was over.

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    Boeie
    Commented on this photo:

    Why wear anything at all? Whore..
    But hey, Hollywood is full of Whores, Fakes, Assholes & Dumb Shits…guess she fits right in.

  39. Reece

    Bad makeup, pit stains, weird knock -kneed legs, horrible attempt at a “look at me” outfit that just comes off as a “I’m a desperate nobody so I’ll wear this see-through dress so you’ll have a reference as to who I am later when my sex tape is accidentally released” outfit …well I guess money can buy everything. Good job Russel !

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    Snack pack
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    Dude’s daughters must be so proud.

  41. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Lord of the Ass
    Commented on this photo:

    You just know he’s going to bang her so damn hard in her tight, sweet, pink asshole when he gets her home… with that big, black, bad-boy cock of his.

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    superdouche
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it was Aristotle who said that the nature of beauty lies in pit stains, pony tails and lost pairs of pants.

    • superdouche

      …or was it anorexic whores with plastic tits. hmm, come to think of it now, i think it was whores with plastic tits. Or maybe it was Plato. I get those two mixed up.

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    mrsmass
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    this is where she thinks people are taking pictures of her because she’s famous.

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    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    HEEYYYY, WHOA!!! Let’s take it easy on all that whore talk, I was hoping this look would become trendy, but at the rate the W word is being tossed we’re doomed to the other failed look, the Mom Jean, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  45. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Jester
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    From what I can tell, minus the hand, Dat ass is PERFECT!!!

  46. Yeoja

    Okay, she’s really sexy… But that outfit is so trashy, and it did take me awhile to notice, but her face is rather unfortunate.

  47. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    Jester
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    I think her left nipple is trying to get a look at that pit stain

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    The mother of all butterfaces!

  49. Russell Simmons Premiere Date Nipples No Bra Butt Thong See Through Dress
    OHNOOO
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    she’s sweating, wtf!

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