Katy Perry Has Sex With This

We’ve seen Russell Brand’s in underwear before, but that was on the set of a movie about Batman’s pubic hair. This time around, he’s in Miami sans-Katy Perry over the weekend where he apparently hung out outside his hotel room doing yoga in his underwear all day. Although, in his defense, the man’s a sex addict, so it’s either that or bang the obese Katy Perry double he carries around. Which isn’t cheating by the way. If it looks like your wife, but heavier, that’s a symbol of love and devotion more than anything else. “See, baby? I told you I’d still find you attractive if you got fat. And you thought I wasn’t paying attention all those times. Ha! You.”

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