I Guess You Can Squeeze That, Too

April 20th, 2011 // 116 Comments

Personally, I would’ve aimed just a little higher and more towards the front. Otherwise, why bother hypnotizing her? Just seems gratuitous.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. MrsWrong

    Looks like he infected her with his love and filled her with his poison

  2. Henny

    Why spend all the time with the T when the A is just as fine?

  3. She’s got that look of, “Touch my ass again and I’m going to put your nuts back in the jar I keep them in.”

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    thatonehorneychick
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know know this girl still can show her face in public after that picture russell brand released of her first getting up in the morning. its an illusion!! Its all lies!!

  5. thatsabingo

    he should take his P and stick it in her V and spray his L all over her A

  6. thatonehorneychick

    I dont understand how this girl can show her face in public after her husband released that heinous picture of her first waking up in this morning.
    Its an illusion!! Its all a lie!!

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    when theres no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth

  8. Pat

    Well if it isn’t Mr. and Mrs. DoneSoon!

  9. Willis Dikfitt

    He better squeeze it while he can , he keeps making movies like Arthur the only thing he’ll be squeezing is his fleshlight .

    • Cardinal Fang

      Winner! For weaving Fleshlight masterfully into a sentence. Just don’t forget to capitalize it next time.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    That Audrina show has a helluva budget to film in London

  11. audrey

    picture #4

    extensions anyone?

  12. No matter how tailored the suit, Russell Brand will ALWAYS look like you took a homeless guy off the street and dressed him up for rich people’s amusement.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Did her make-up artist put on Latina foundation?? Too bad they dont make hair-part concealer!

    • Chris

      For real. The hair part. I can’t not look at it and the paint line on her forehead.

    • Misana

      hahahhaaa… hair part concealer… so funny.

    • Wykinna

      OMG. Same thing happend to me like 2 weeks ago. My birfyoends frat was throwing this kick a$$ party of the century and everyone patiently waited and waited for Ke$ha to start the party and many hours later the sun came up and still no Ke$ha No one got to drink, dance, NOTHING. Thanks a lot Ke$ha!! At least she had the decency to text my boyfriend later the next day to say that she couldn’t come because she was having a 4 sum with 3OH!3 and britney spears in the back of her cah cah cah. Typical

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she smuggling candy wrappers in her top? Or are her nipples just that jacked??

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it…candy!

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    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Its looks like it is a little nippy out.

  17. he looks crazy in love. not a bad choice for arthur, he was almost as fucked up as dudley moore was in real life. though dudley was an accomplished pianist, and derek and clive (the comedy team of peter cook and dudley moore), while dated, was arguably the funniest, raunchiest comedy in british history

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    This must have been her scream AFTER she saw the movie

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF…NOOOO…what are you doing…you are not in the movie KATY…GAWD…Its like ever since she learned how to spell her name she wont stop writing it on things!!

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    That hair is so dark and luscious and curly and riveting…and hers is nice too…

  21. Queequeg

    Jacket’s too short.

    Pants are too long.

    And don’t sleep in your clothes before a premier.

    • Why double pockets on each side of his jacket when he could have SEVEN. 7′s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

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    Commented on this photo:

    id squeeze it

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone get into the curling irons again???…RUUUSSSEELLLL….

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    she could look a little happier for him. u can’t always be the center of attention

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    Commented on this photo:

    there’s some pokies tryin to come thru

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I kissed a girl and I liked it

  27. Mama’s gonna’ have to write another book.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’re cool huh, Babe?”
    “Yeeah luv, we’re the British version of Megan Fox And Brian Green we are.”

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, Luv…now lets act like Im a scary crack head that forced you to marry ‘im and you pretend its caused you to go a lil dead on the inside..like ur mum…go”

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whew…that acting was fun, and hard…cause it wasn’t like real life at ALL”

  31. JC

    You might as well hypnotize her. With her brain power, just telling her to do something is pretty much hypnosis.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um, so…yeah…I think I dropped Russell’s balls somewhere back theeerrrre…so, like, if you could get them…that would be greeeaaaat…

    • fishtroll

      are you freakin’ serious? Your captions are killing me.
      You’re trying to be one of the “Most Important People…” aren’t you.
      … it’s not working.

  33. This is why I don’t neuter my pets.

  34. dpbefun

    He is looking at her like …. say “wash my winkie” in a darth vader voice.

  35. Fawks

    How the hell do women rationalise marrying these weirdos anddouchebags?

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    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a mole on her chest? Ewww!

    • Me

      Did you just say “Ewwww!” over a “mole” (FRECKLE) on her chest?! So I take it you have no freckles, moles, sunspots, stretch marks, or cellulite, right?? Last I checked every person on earth pretty much has some kind of flaw… Wow. Maybe we should all just get every single imperfection and distinguishing feature removed and then we could all just call ourselves Heidi Montag, eh? I hated people like you in high school — and I’ll bet you hate yourself too!

    • Jovy

      Relax Me, zilly is simply Kirstie Alley in disguise.

  37. The Critical Crassness

    Clearly, putting a suit on a clown without removing his “fright wig” leaves you with a guy in a suit that still looks like a clown.

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    fooey
    Commented on this photo:

    the hair is a little matchy matchy for my liking

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Quit punishing your breasts! What the hell did they do to deserve this treatment?
    They are the reason for her current fame & fortune: but what does this vacuous bimbette do with them? She squashes them down in a never ending series of badly fitted dresses.

  40. RoboZombie

    She has such a HORRIBLE voice. Is there any way, ANY way to stop sound coming out of her mouth?? I’m at a loss here..what can be done to keep noise from escaping her mouth? Anybody?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That must be his “hungry for u” look.

  42. Cock Dr

    Could it be possible that he’s hung like a horse and is really, really nice to her?

  43. Lady

    So… there is no way Katy Perry has D-cups. Even when they’re sitting snuggly in ill fitting padded dresses, they’re still not Ds. The way everyone (but mostly just herself) talks about them, you’d think they’d be the kind of tits so massive, it looks like the woman is smuggling two Guatemalans under her shirt.

  44. direchef

    The hand of Brand is the man.

  45. j-sin

    Damn, he grabbing handful of dat ass!

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    Imoss
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes startin not to look so good.

    • fishtroll

      totally disagree,
      the dress needs some help, but the face looks way better here than it has with all the clown makeup on.
      she actually looks attractive here – and normally I’m just a fan of her chest.

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    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    even when the front yard is a amusement park…its still nice to play in the back yard

  48. horny pig

    I would given her the G-SHOCKER & then let some lucky bastard smell my fingers .. After paying $10.50 for that garbage movie

  49. average T & A… but hey if that english dbag bang it… anyone can!!!

  50. The Listener

    It looks to me like she’s forcing a smile on her face because she’s just not in the mood to be there in public, and he thought he could get her to laugh by grabbing her butt and showing her how sexy she is to him.

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