Personally, I would’ve aimed just a little higher and more towards the front. Otherwise, why bother hypnotizing her? Just seems gratuitous.
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Looks like he infected her with his love and filled her with his poison
I hate that lucky fucker!!!
Thats not all he infected her with…
Why spend all the time with the T when the A is just as fine?
Most white guys are unfamiliar with women who have asses that can be squeezed.
Some white dudes are normally scared of ass. See the Amber Rose posts.
Hey JN and j-sin: I wasn’t scared of your mother’s asses – just ask em
I did, they say they never fucked a troll.
Yeah, but I was scared of your momz’ ass… shit was so flat looked like it gave splinters.
She’s got that look of, “Touch my ass again and I’m going to put your nuts back in the jar I keep them in.”
That is definitely veiled anger.
I dont know know this girl still can show her face in public after that picture russell brand released of her first getting up in the morning. its an illusion!! Its all lies!!
Her and 99.999% of the female population.
he should take his P and stick it in her V and spray his L all over her A
I dont understand how this girl can show her face in public after her husband released that heinous picture of her first waking up in this morning.
Its an illusion!! Its all a lie!!
It’s Hollywood!
Of course, it’s a LIE!
Why do you think it is called Show Biz?
when theres no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth
Well if it isn’t Mr. and Mrs. DoneSoon!
He better squeeze it while he can , he keeps making movies like Arthur the only thing he’ll be squeezing is his fleshlight .
Winner! For weaving Fleshlight masterfully into a sentence. Just don’t forget to capitalize it next time.
I didn’t know we had anyone from the copyright office on the board. Welcome…I guess…
That Audrina show has a helluva budget to film in London
picture #4
extensions anyone?
I was thinking the saaaame thing.
WHAT? Celebrities’ hair generally isn’t REAL?!
i would love to gather round all the female celebrities and see how many of them actually have real hair. i guess the pubic hair has to go somewhere when they get it waxed off.
No matter how tailored the suit, Russell Brand will ALWAYS look like you took a homeless guy off the street and dressed him up for rich people’s amusement.
+2 (1 for homeless guy, 1 for rich people’s amusement0
Maybe the remake he needs to do is Trading Places?
Did her make-up artist put on Latina foundation?? Too bad they dont make hair-part concealer!
For real. The hair part. I can’t not look at it and the paint line on her forehead.
hahahhaaa… hair part concealer… so funny.
OMG. Same thing happend to me like 2 weeks ago. My birfyoends frat was throwing this kick a$$ party of the century and everyone patiently waited and waited for Ke$ha to start the party and many hours later the sun came up and still no Ke$ha No one got to drink, dance, NOTHING. Thanks a lot Ke$ha!! At least she had the decency to text my boyfriend later the next day to say that she couldn’t come because she was having a 4 sum with 3OH!3 and britney spears in the back of her cah cah cah. Typical
Is she smuggling candy wrappers in her top? Or are her nipples just that jacked??
I knew it…candy!
Its looks like it is a little nippy out.
he looks crazy in love. not a bad choice for arthur, he was almost as fucked up as dudley moore was in real life. though dudley was an accomplished pianist, and derek and clive (the comedy team of peter cook and dudley moore), while dated, was arguably the funniest, raunchiest comedy in british history
This must have been her scream AFTER she saw the movie
That’s a cunning aswenr to a challenging question
WTF…NOOOO…what are you doing…you are not in the movie KATY…GAWD…Its like ever since she learned how to spell her name she wont stop writing it on things!!
That hair is so dark and luscious and curly and riveting…and hers is nice too…
Jacket’s too short.
Pants are too long.
And don’t sleep in your clothes before a premier.
Why double pockets on each side of his jacket when he could have SEVEN. 7′s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
So, you’re saying “no” to “6 Minute Abs” ?
id squeeze it
Did someone get into the curling irons again???…RUUUSSSEELLLL….
awe? they used the same hair color too!
she could look a little happier for him. u can’t always be the center of attention
there’s some pokies tryin to come thru
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Mama’s gonna’ have to write another book.
“We’re cool huh, Babe?”
“Yeeah luv, we’re the British version of Megan Fox And Brian Green we are.”
“Ok, Luv…now lets act like Im a scary crack head that forced you to marry ‘im and you pretend its caused you to go a lil dead on the inside..like ur mum…go”
“Whew…that acting was fun, and hard…cause it wasn’t like real life at ALL”
You might as well hypnotize her. With her brain power, just telling her to do something is pretty much hypnosis.
“Um, so…yeah…I think I dropped Russell’s balls somewhere back theeerrrre…so, like, if you could get them…that would be greeeaaaat…
are you freakin’ serious? Your captions are killing me.
You’re trying to be one of the “Most Important People…” aren’t you.
… it’s not working.
no dummy…im bored and enjoying myself…shut your pie hole
This is why I don’t neuter my pets.
He is looking at her like …. say “wash my winkie” in a darth vader voice.
How the hell do women rationalise marrying these weirdos anddouchebags?
Big Dicks?
Is that a mole on her chest? Ewww!
Did you just say “Ewwww!” over a “mole” (FRECKLE) on her chest?! So I take it you have no freckles, moles, sunspots, stretch marks, or cellulite, right?? Last I checked every person on earth pretty much has some kind of flaw… Wow. Maybe we should all just get every single imperfection and distinguishing feature removed and then we could all just call ourselves Heidi Montag, eh? I hated people like you in high school — and I’ll bet you hate yourself too!
Relax Me, zilly is simply Kirstie Alley in disguise.
Clearly, putting a suit on a clown without removing his “fright wig” leaves you with a guy in a suit that still looks like a clown.
the hair is a little matchy matchy for my liking
Quit punishing your breasts! What the hell did they do to deserve this treatment?
They are the reason for her current fame & fortune: but what does this vacuous bimbette do with them? She squashes them down in a never ending series of badly fitted dresses.
She has such a HORRIBLE voice. Is there any way, ANY way to stop sound coming out of her mouth?? I’m at a loss here..what can be done to keep noise from escaping her mouth? Anybody?
That must be his “hungry for u” look.
Could it be possible that he’s hung like a horse and is really, really nice to her?
It’s also possible he is an alcoholic and drug addict….wait.
Please let him be hung like a horse! Pictures Fish!!!
So… there is no way Katy Perry has D-cups. Even when they’re sitting snuggly in ill fitting padded dresses, they’re still not Ds. The way everyone (but mostly just herself) talks about them, you’d think they’d be the kind of tits so massive, it looks like the woman is smuggling two Guatemalans under her shirt.
Maybe “small D” to “large C” – but nice, never-the-less. Unlike her taste in men, which has full-blown “F” written all over itself. If I was her dad, I still wouldn’t be finished beating the crap outta that guy.
Crabby, she has average Cs at the very most. Either her ta tas magically shrink a cup or two in certain dresses or, most likely, she gets a little help most of the time: http://www.thestarplace.com/2010/03/perry-plans-church-wedding/
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/Katy_Perry.jpg
http://bandweblogs.com/blog/tag/the-young-and-the-restless/
And yes, they’re still nice, no matter what… they’re 20 something yr old boobs, so of course they’re nice. ;P
haha. yeah pretty sure the ILLUSION of her big jugs is as fake as her hair is black and long, as her face is naturally pretty, as her personality is real, as her singing is brilliant.
Haha joker you nailed it. Faker than Obama acting like he can ball.
The hand of Brand is the man.
Damn, he grabbing handful of dat ass!
My I.Q. Just dropped 11 points.
Shes startin not to look so good.
totally disagree,
the dress needs some help, but the face looks way better here than it has with all the clown makeup on.
she actually looks attractive here – and normally I’m just a fan of her chest.
even when the front yard is a amusement park…its still nice to play in the back yard
I would given her the G-SHOCKER & then let some lucky bastard smell my fingers .. After paying $10.50 for that garbage movie
average T & A… but hey if that english dbag bang it… anyone can!!!
It looks to me like she’s forcing a smile on her face because she’s just not in the mood to be there in public, and he thought he could get her to laugh by grabbing her butt and showing her how sexy she is to him.