Seeing as he did it in front of 85 other cameras, Russell Brand isn’t even trying to pretend he didn’t steal a photographer’s phone and toss it through a window in New Orleans Monday night. He tweeted this just an hour ago because he’s so very cheeky, don’t you see?
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.
In Russell Brand’s defense, it’s a very hard and difficult existence to have your picture taken for a few minutes by someone in a car several yards away as you walk into a luxury apartment to bang a beautiful woman (in a wheelchair) because there are millions of dollars in your bank account. That sounds like Satan’s first draft for Hell before he realized he went too far. “Whoa, wait, pictures? I really need to stop drinking.”