Russell Brand Has to Die

June 30th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is that? Is that chest-herpes? I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but is anyone really surprised this is the by-product of Russell Brand’s penis? I’ve honestly never had a problem with the guy until now, but then again I’m the type of person who thinks having sex with spider monkeys is mysterious and cool without ever considering the consequences. In fact, we probably should wait this thing out before jumping to any wild conclusions. For all we know, this could’ve came from midgets.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Trava Rainwater

    Nerds are funny. They’ll take a look at one of the hottest women on the planet, oiling herself up in the nude, and say “she’s ugly, she’s got a crooked kneecap” or “oh my god, look at that freckle on her earlobe, gross!” or “she’s got fat hands”. What’s up with that? Is that how you make yourself feel better about not getting any? Have you noticed that you yourself are not physical perfection, in fact, that you’re pretty much a walking, breathing freak show? Nerds and jealous ugly girls…. I don’t get it.

  2. Slig

    Hi u want my dick eating and suck my d. . .

  3. Alatte
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    Looks like a keloid scar, happens commonly to women when they have moles removed, it’s basically just a build up of scar tissue.

  4. anonymous.
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would he divorce THAT? The cleavage on her is the best!

  5. johhny boy
    Commented on this photo:

    massive tits. massive.

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