Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is that? Is that chest-herpes? I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but is anyone really surprised this is the by-product of Russell Brand’s penis? I’ve honestly never had a problem with the guy until now, but then again I’m the type of person who thinks having sex with spider monkeys is mysterious and cool without ever considering the consequences. In fact, we probably should wait this thing out before jumping to any wild conclusions. For all we know, this could’ve came from midgets.
Photos: Splash News
JRS22 | June 30, 2010 at 3:40 pm
She’s had those for years.
Rush | June 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Please define “those.”
Anon | June 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Probably referring to the tits she props up and parades around 24/7.
JRS22 | June 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Please define “define.”
Racer X | June 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
She looks like Jayden Jaymes.
+1
Taz | June 30, 2010 at 3:52 pm
She sure does have a bunch of makeup on
Yep | July 5, 2010 at 2:00 am
The fug ones have to.
thunderstud | June 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
When is she going to show us those jugs without any disgusting clothing on them?
Randal(l) | June 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb
Randal(l)
Bill Farliss | June 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Thats ringworm – its a fungus
Bill Farliss | June 30, 2010 at 4:20 pm
That’s ringworm! It’s a fungus
Julie | June 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm
It’s a mole covered up by make-up, jeez :/
ym | June 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm
pretty critical at this point. maybe freckles? But if it is something contagious that causes russell brand’s early demise than im all about it. Fucking unfunny, posturing limey deserves to get the Hi Five.
Papa Smurf | June 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
That has been there forever, obviously most of y’all haven’t been paying close enough attention. It’s definitely not ringworm because that typically doesn’t last several years…
skip | June 30, 2010 at 7:40 pm
why, she ain’t all that
jake | June 30, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Ugly man face!! Her face is gross
WTF | July 1, 2010 at 8:23 am
Thank you! I hate her face so much. Serious case of “white trash face.” It’s a true medical condition.
none | June 30, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Agree with @jake her face is so ugly! #manface
what? | June 30, 2010 at 8:12 pm
No ass no hips ugly face! No talent no brains! So i guess just having big boobs make ya hot? Get real amarica! This bitch is beyond ugly
FrankNfrtr | June 30, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Back off on the foundation Katy.
Russell Brand has convinced this girl and maybe himself that he can go from sexing different women (note plural) EVERY DAMN DAY to till death do you part monogamy.
Is his hustling this poor dumb jeezus lover just part of his master plan to take over America?
Good luck – we’ve got guns.
kelly | June 30, 2010 at 10:00 pm
i don’t think she’s wearing enough make-up…..
barroom hero | June 30, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Go away slag…take Russell Brand with you
(he gives me the wiggins…)
excudd | June 30, 2010 at 11:48 pm
She’s so cute. It is said she is dating a rich man met through [ric h k iss dot co m]. Is she serious?
battleangel | June 30, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Proactive don’t fix ugly. Any girl can buy some titties
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 12:45 am
agree for the full one hundreded percent.
marie | July 1, 2010 at 4:20 am
do you know what the froggies tell you, dude ?
cocolover | July 1, 2010 at 7:59 am
Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.““
Nero | July 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
That’s the way i’d recognize her again! P.S. does she sing?!
Gando | July 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
That bald spot on her head is a bit disturbing.Does she take enough vitamins?
herbiefrog | July 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
so glad we got rid of brand to you guys over there. what ego ? ha ha
you are welcome to him, he’s really not funny, schoolboy cruel humor isnt that funny when you’ve heard it once.
please keep him… ms perry means nothing to us, why is she a celebrity ?
fcuk | July 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm
She repulsive and her personality doesn’t help.
fcuk | July 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm
*she’s
Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Look at the face kathy she like bad nasty girl
Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
my uncle in los anglos working model
Slig | July 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Iam hot and handsom. If u want me kathy come iam here
Slig | July 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm
http://Www.gotceleb.com
Trava Rainwater | July 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Nerds are funny. They’ll take a look at one of the hottest women on the planet, oiling herself up in the nude, and say “she’s ugly, she’s got a crooked kneecap” or “oh my god, look at that freckle on her earlobe, gross!” or “she’s got fat hands”. What’s up with that? Is that how you make yourself feel better about not getting any? Have you noticed that you yourself are not physical perfection, in fact, that you’re pretty much a walking, breathing freak show? Nerds and jealous ugly girls…. I don’t get it.
freber | July 6, 2010 at 2:01 am
hear hear!!
Slig | July 3, 2010 at 10:58 am
Hi u want my dick eating and suck my d. . .