Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is that? Is that chest-herpes? I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but is anyone really surprised this is the by-product of Russell Brand’s penis? I’ve honestly never had a problem with the guy until now, but then again I’m the type of person who thinks having sex with spider monkeys is mysterious and cool without ever considering the consequences. In fact, we probably should wait this thing out before jumping to any wild conclusions. For all we know, this could’ve came from midgets.
Photos: Splash News
She’s had those for years.
Please define “those.”
Probably referring to the tits she props up and parades around 24/7.
Please define “define.”
She looks like Jayden Jaymes.
+1
maybeee this is a third nipple? in which case (that is, in nipples’ case) I say the more the merrier!
She sure does have a bunch of makeup on
The fug ones have to.
Dear Fish,
I am starting lose interest again here. Seriously your killing me with these knockers. We get it, you like large breasts. You have been on overload here with this broad and Kelly Brook who are nothing more than a great pair of tits. WE GET IT. Now can you please give your female fans something else? If it helps, Im hot and have a great rack myself.
Sincerely,
The Great Tittied E-Rock
just because you act like a whore and wear a double push up bra doesn’t make you a hot bitch with great tits
Dear E-Rock,
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Sincerely,
Sonny Brono
God I love her boobs.
I’m thinking that looks like a mole, either skin-tone or covered with makeup.
Dear e-rock,
Please forward pictures to Fish for public review.
Sincerely,
All the guys
MAMA!
When is she going to show us those jugs without any disgusting clothing on them?
@Ginger- THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. This guy calling it herpese must be a complete moron.
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb
Randal(l)
Thats ringworm – its a fungus
That’s ringworm! It’s a fungus
It’s a mole covered up by make-up, jeez :/
pretty critical at this point. maybe freckles? But if it is something contagious that causes russell brand’s early demise than im all about it. Fucking unfunny, posturing limey deserves to get the Hi Five.
I don’t know how I feel about her face. Hahaha.
That has been there forever, obviously most of y’all haven’t been paying close enough attention. It’s definitely not ringworm because that typically doesn’t last several years…
why, she ain’t all that
Ugly man face!! Her face is gross
Thank you! I hate her face so much. Serious case of “white trash face.” It’s a true medical condition.
Agree with @jake her face is so ugly! #manface
No ass no hips ugly face! No talent no brains! So i guess just having big boobs make ya hot? Get real amarica! This bitch is beyond ugly
Sweet.
Back off on the foundation Katy.
Russell Brand has convinced this girl and maybe himself that he can go from sexing different women (note plural) EVERY DAMN DAY to till death do you part monogamy.
Is his hustling this poor dumb jeezus lover just part of his master plan to take over America?
Good luck – we’ve got guns.
I’m a straight female and I just don’t see what is so attractive about this girl to guys… I really don’t.
I am also a straight female and I can see exactly why Katy Perry appeals to men. She is absolutely stunning, her figure is real.
i don’t think she’s wearing enough make-up…..
Go away slag…take Russell Brand with you
(he gives me the wiggins…)
She’s so cute. It is said she is dating a rich man met through [ric h k iss dot co m]. Is she serious?
Proactive don’t fix ugly. Any girl can buy some titties
her skin is probably nice underneath all that powder fake skin cake mask and gummy sticky lipstick. its probably so stressful for a person who’s livelihood depends on being hot when you’re just masquerading as a hot person
agree for the full one hundreded percent.
do you know what the froggies tell you, dude ?
Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.““
That’s Tinea Corpus, basically a fungal infection of the skin that causes slightly raised and mildly symmetrically bordered irritations. They do not itch, sting or burn and typically go away with a few applications of 2.5% Selenium Sulfide.
It would require a scratch test and culture, but from a picture and only a picture it looks much like Tinea Corpus.
First…….sorry…..
*walks away in shame*
Sexy stature, Cocolover? Tell me more. You and your crazy hot photos intrigue me.
That’s the way i’d recognize her again! P.S. does she sing?!
That bald spot on her head is a bit disturbing.Does she take enough vitamins?
Surely it is just a mole or a sunspot. Nobody is perfect. That’s ok, right?
looks like warts
tig ol’ bitties
“Why, yes, I’d fuck The Matador,” Katy Perry said.
so glad we got rid of brand to you guys over there. what ego ? ha ha
you are welcome to him, he’s really not funny, schoolboy cruel humor isnt that funny when you’ve heard it once.
please keep him… ms perry means nothing to us, why is she a celebrity ?
She repulsive and her personality doesn’t help.
*she’s
Look at the face kathy she like bad nasty girl
my uncle in los anglos working model
Iam hot and handsom. If u want me kathy come iam here
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she’s had that for years guys… even before she was famous.