Russell Brand Has to Die

June 30th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is that? Is that chest-herpes? I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but is anyone really surprised this is the by-product of Russell Brand’s penis? I’ve honestly never had a problem with the guy until now, but then again I’m the type of person who thinks having sex with spider monkeys is mysterious and cool without ever considering the consequences. In fact, we probably should wait this thing out before jumping to any wild conclusions. For all we know, this could’ve came from midgets.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. JRS22

    She’s had those for years.

  2. Racer X

    She looks like Jayden Jaymes.

    +1

  3. Commented on this photo:

    maybeee this is a third nipple? in which case (that is, in nipples’ case) I say the more the merrier!

  4. Taz

    She sure does have a bunch of makeup on

  5. e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Fish,

    I am starting lose interest again here. Seriously your killing me with these knockers. We get it, you like large breasts. You have been on overload here with this broad and Kelly Brook who are nothing more than a great pair of tits. WE GET IT. Now can you please give your female fans something else? If it helps, Im hot and have a great rack myself.

    Sincerely,

    The Great Tittied E-Rock

  6. poop
    Commented on this photo:

    God I love her boobs.

  7. ginger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m thinking that looks like a mole, either skin-tone or covered with makeup.

  8. ultradev
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear e-rock,

    Please forward pictures to Fish for public review.

    Sincerely,
    All the guys

  9. Miles Long
    Commented on this photo:

    MAMA!

  10. When is she going to show us those jugs without any disgusting clothing on them?

  11. the thing is
    Commented on this photo:

    @Ginger- THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. This guy calling it herpese must be a complete moron.

  12. Randal(l)

    Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum

    Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb

    Randal(l)

  13. Bill Farliss

    Thats ringworm – its a fungus

  14. Bill Farliss

    That’s ringworm! It’s a fungus

  15. Julie

    It’s a mole covered up by make-up, jeez :/

  16. ym

    pretty critical at this point. maybe freckles? But if it is something contagious that causes russell brand’s early demise than im all about it. Fucking unfunny, posturing limey deserves to get the Hi Five.

  17. Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know how I feel about her face. Hahaha.

  18. Papa Smurf

    That has been there forever, obviously most of y’all haven’t been paying close enough attention. It’s definitely not ringworm because that typically doesn’t last several years…

  19. skip

    why, she ain’t all that

  20. jake

    Ugly man face!! Her face is gross

    • WTF

      Thank you! I hate her face so much. Serious case of “white trash face.” It’s a true medical condition.

  21. none

    Agree with @jake her face is so ugly! #manface

  22. what?

    No ass no hips ugly face! No talent no brains! So i guess just having big boobs make ya hot? Get real amarica! This bitch is beyond ugly

  23. Commented on this photo:

    Sweet.

  24. Back off on the foundation Katy.
    Russell Brand has convinced this girl and maybe himself that he can go from sexing different women (note plural) EVERY DAMN DAY to till death do you part monogamy.
    Is his hustling this poor dumb jeezus lover just part of his master plan to take over America?

    Good luck – we’ve got guns.

  25. sos
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a straight female and I just don’t see what is so attractive about this girl to guys… I really don’t.

    • 1990

      I am also a straight female and I can see exactly why Katy Perry appeals to men. She is absolutely stunning, her figure is real.

  26. kelly

    i don’t think she’s wearing enough make-up…..

  27. barroom hero

    Go away slag…take Russell Brand with you

    (he gives me the wiggins…)

  28. excudd

    She’s so cute. It is said she is dating a rich man met through [ric h k iss dot co m]. Is she serious?

  29. battleangel

    Proactive don’t fix ugly. Any girl can buy some titties

  30. Fuxy
    Commented on this photo:

    her skin is probably nice underneath all that powder fake skin cake mask and gummy sticky lipstick. its probably so stressful for a person who’s livelihood depends on being hot when you’re just masquerading as a hot person

  31. captain america

    agree for the full one hundreded percent.

  32. marie

    do you know what the froggies tell you, dude ?

  33. cocolover

    Life is so lonely. I am a 22 old years girl with perfect sexy stature. I am eager for a good man online. == you can view my crazy hot photos at ___ s e e k r i c h b e a u t y // COM ___ under the name of “chrislove22″ …It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.““

  34. Shane
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Tinea Corpus, basically a fungal infection of the skin that causes slightly raised and mildly symmetrically bordered irritations. They do not itch, sting or burn and typically go away with a few applications of 2.5% Selenium Sulfide.

    It would require a scratch test and culture, but from a picture and only a picture it looks much like Tinea Corpus.

  35. mupp
    Commented on this photo:

    First…….sorry…..

    *walks away in shame*

  36. Ivor
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy stature, Cocolover? Tell me more. You and your crazy hot photos intrigue me.

  37. Nero

    That’s the way i’d recognize her again! P.S. does she sing?!

  38. Gando

    That bald spot on her head is a bit disturbing.Does she take enough vitamins?

  39. hellcat
    Commented on this photo:

    Surely it is just a mole or a sunspot. Nobody is perfect. That’s ok, right?

  40. suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like warts

  41. f*ck2rock2
    Commented on this photo:

    tig ol’ bitties

  42. The Matador
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, yes, I’d fuck The Matador,” Katy Perry said.

  43. herbiefrog

    so glad we got rid of brand to you guys over there. what ego ? ha ha

    you are welcome to him, he’s really not funny, schoolboy cruel humor isnt that funny when you’ve heard it once.

    please keep him… ms perry means nothing to us, why is she a celebrity ?

  44. fcuk

    She repulsive and her personality doesn’t help.

  45. fcuk

    *she’s

  46. Kaz

    Look at the face kathy she like bad nasty girl

  47. Kaz

    my uncle in los anglos working model

  48. Slig

    Iam hot and handsom. If u want me kathy come iam here

  49. ray
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s had that for years guys… even before she was famous.

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