If This Is A Drug Deal, Russell Brand Is A Genius

“Drug deal? Oh, no, no, no, mate. This man’s a bloody vet’ren, ‘at’s all. He’s gonna gimme a call at that numbah, and, uh, I’ll hire him as a butlah or something. It’d be pretty stupid of me to just buy 20 pounds of heroin (Catch that, mate? 20.) from a pretend vet’ren right here in the bloody street, now woul’nt? Bloody ignorant, is what that is. Now turn ’round for a minnit, poor bloke’s gonna show me a battle wound. It’s very personal. (Bastard’s still lookin’? Fuck all. How you feel ’bout fakin’ a heart attack, mate?)”

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