Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday while trying to visit Katy Perry in Tokyo, yet somehow let that stop him from touching her huge breasts because Hollywood is lazy and has no heart. Anyway, Katy broke the news herself via Twitter:
- So…my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place #tokyodreamscrushed
- It was for priors from over 10 years ago! #mamanothappy! #don’tmessw/mahman! #uwannaplaylet’sgo #don’ttakeawomansmanfromhershe’llgetshiasty!
- …But of COURSE I ♥ my Japanese fans & the show #MUSTGOON no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! #it’snotrightbutit’sokay
Keep in mind the Japanese also deported Paris Hilton back in September, and this a country that allows used women’s underwear to be sold in vending machines despite facing a remarkably vast perverts taking upskirt photos on the subway epidemic. So basically they’re light years ahead of us in everything. It’s like staring into the future if the future is nothing but a fuzzy photo of a plaid skirt, which I’m pretty sure just prompted Stephen Hawking to press his button for, “You’re damn right it is.”
Photo: Splash News
He and Katy look more and more like each other everyday.
Can we somehow deport him from planet Earth??
Katy Perry does seem to have an alien fetish. Obama needs to restore NASA’s funding, stat, so we can send this intergalactic massengill back to Planet Fuckwad where “Tentacle porn.” is an acceptable response to “State your reason for entry”.
Fish, please stop posting pis of Russell and post more of Katy Perry please.
they’re both fug, what are you talking about.
I’d like to ban him and his stupid, mediocre looking, no talent hack of a wife from the U.S. please.
I second that motion. And add that her ignorance is astounding.
*fart noise*
she has such a stupid face
She refers to herself as “mama”?? *shudder*
So in Japan men buy used panties from vending machines but douches are considered disposable. Now we know.
“don’t take a woman’s man from her she’ll get……’shiasty’”? WTF?
milo…i completely agree with you. russell brand is a complete imbecile and has absolutely zero talent. do us all a favor and move to a place of latvia’s population. i grant you a pre-authorized thank you.
Do kids use convoluted “text speak” to cover up the fact that they can’t fucking write? What a bunch of retards.
Did they deport him because his passport says “Russell Brand” even though he’s clearly Rocky Dennis?
Haven’t the japanese people been through enough in the past four months. They don’t need Rocky Dennis there to start a pandemic ..
It turns out that the Japanese enforce vagrancy laws. Shouldn’t have gone with the loser hobo look, Russ.
aha ur back, too many ads whoring the code again, fish? ;)
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this isn’t so much about japan as it is interpol. my bust for 1.5 grams of hash in 1981 is still on interpol 30 years later, even though it was archived decades ago where it happened. interpol forget nothing
oops failed to get that that bust was in a foreign country, hence interpol. not sure if that was the case with brand.. if not then he got shafted
At she knows there is one place on earth she can go that he can never follow her. Every woman needs that.
#MUSTGOON summarizes this stupid post pretty well.
Wait…we can do that?
She has obvious daddy issues,
and he has obvious man-bitch issues…
“Daily aftershocks?” In Tokyo? Those have been over with for a month. Where was she 1 or 2 months ago? I can’t believe she’s using the earthquake to make herself sound like a hero.
Goons must go on.
umad?
Karma is a bitch, somedays!
he has CANCER now?
And yet again, the Japanese prove they are smarter than Americans.
Why does she wear a wig that looks so fake?
Wow… bad photo.
1. Fake hair wig obvious
2. Can see her real upper lip line
3. Mask face
4.Painted eyebrows
5. Scary eyelashes
6. Oily
I would still stuff her face silly.
Wow… bad photo.
1. Fake hair wig obvious
2. Can see her real upper lip line
3. Mask face
4.Painted eyebrows
5. Scary eyelashes
6. Oily