Russell Brand Got Deported From Japan

May 23rd, 2011 // 33 Comments

Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday while trying to visit Katy Perry in Tokyo, yet somehow let that stop him from touching her huge breasts because Hollywood is lazy and has no heart. Anyway, Katy broke the news herself via Twitter:

- So…my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place #tokyodreamscrushed
- It was for priors from over 10 years ago! #mamanothappy! #don’tmessw/mahman! #uwannaplaylet’sgo #don’ttakeawomansmanfromhershe’llgetshiasty!
- …But of COURSE I ♥ my Japanese fans & the show #MUSTGOON no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! #it’snotrightbutit’sokay

Keep in mind the Japanese also deported Paris Hilton back in September, and this a country that allows used women’s underwear to be sold in vending machines despite facing a remarkably vast perverts taking upskirt photos on the subway epidemic. So basically they’re light years ahead of us in everything. It’s like staring into the future if the future is nothing but a fuzzy photo of a plaid skirt, which I’m pretty sure just prompted Stephen Hawking to press his button for, “You’re damn right it is.”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Androgynous

    He and Katy look more and more like each other everyday.

  2. Milo

    Can we somehow deport him from planet Earth??

    • s

      Katy Perry does seem to have an alien fetish. Obama needs to restore NASA’s funding, stat, so we can send this intergalactic massengill back to Planet Fuckwad where “Tentacle porn.” is an acceptable response to “State your reason for entry”.

  3. Taz

    Fish, please stop posting pis of Russell and post more of Katy Perry please.

  4. Clarence Beeks

    I’d like to ban him and his stupid, mediocre looking, no talent hack of a wife from the U.S. please.

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    adolf hitler
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    *fart noise*

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    adolf hitler
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    she has such a stupid face

  7. RoboZombie

    She refers to herself as “mama”?? *shudder*

  8. Bucky Barnes

    So in Japan men buy used panties from vending machines but douches are considered disposable. Now we know.

  9. TomFrank

    “don’t take a woman’s man from her she’ll get……’shiasty’”? WTF?

  10. peanut

    milo…i completely agree with you. russell brand is a complete imbecile and has absolutely zero talent. do us all a favor and move to a place of latvia’s population. i grant you a pre-authorized thank you.

  11. Rancid

    Do kids use convoluted “text speak” to cover up the fact that they can’t fucking write? What a bunch of retards.

  12. Did they deport him because his passport says “Russell Brand” even though he’s clearly Rocky Dennis?

  13. horny pig

    Haven’t the japanese people been through enough in the past four months. They don’t need Rocky Dennis there to start a pandemic ..

  14. It had to be said

    It turns out that the Japanese enforce vagrancy laws. Shouldn’t have gone with the loser hobo look, Russ.

  15. aha ur back, too many ads whoring the code again, fish? ;)

    http://www.dailyblogtips.com/why-you-should-be-careful-with-ads-on-your-site

    this isn’t so much about japan as it is interpol. my bust for 1.5 grams of hash in 1981 is still on interpol 30 years later, even though it was archived decades ago where it happened. interpol forget nothing

  16. reformed_druid

    At she knows there is one place on earth she can go that he can never follow her. Every woman needs that.

  17. #MUSTGOON summarizes this stupid post pretty well.

  18. Wait…we can do that?

  19. Azrock

    She has obvious daddy issues,
    and he has obvious man-bitch issues…

  20. Maggie

    “Daily aftershocks?” In Tokyo? Those have been over with for a month. Where was she 1 or 2 months ago? I can’t believe she’s using the earthquake to make herself sound like a hero.

  21. Dr. Drew

    Goons must go on.

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    Jovy
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    umad?

  23. sc4play

    Karma is a bitch, somedays!

  24. the captain

    he has CANCER now?

  25. TheBunnyOfDoom

    And yet again, the Japanese prove they are smarter than Americans.

  26. Heitu

    Why does she wear a wig that looks so fake?

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    Isa
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    Wow… bad photo.
    1. Fake hair wig obvious
    2. Can see her real upper lip line
    3. Mask face
    4.Painted eyebrows
    5. Scary eyelashes
    6. Oily

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    Isa
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    Wow… bad photo.
    1. Fake hair wig obvious
    2. Can see her real upper lip line
    3. Mask face
    4.Painted eyebrows
    5. Scary eyelashes
    6. Oily

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