Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell Brand running around in his underwear on the set of Arthur today. I really can’t say anything negative about the guy considering if he only sticks his penis between Katy Perry‘s breasts once, that’s exactly 827 more times than I ever will. At least according to the NASA study I commissioned. I’m still waiting on a second opinion from MIT.
UPDATE: MIT says it’s only 583 more times. Still got it!
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News





































Killjoys. I think this is hilarious and kinda hot. He’s poised, and pretty much *posed* like any model would be, with the sun hitting him just right and every inch of him in a flattering position, right down to his feet. But instead of a booby girl, he’s a hairless man, wearing y-fronts and knee-high black socks. Oh he knows what he’s doing.
He’s still sexy…I love him.
and Latin guys? Meh .. and David Beckham, I have to pretend he’s not a whiney, preppy bitch, and then he’s hot.
Gollum?
Will someone please just verify that Brand has a fat dick. I cannot deduce from these photos whether he’s a grower or shower. I’m guessing he’s a grower.