Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell Brand running around in his underwear on the set of Arthur today. I really can’t say anything negative about the guy considering if he only sticks his penis between Katy Perry‘s breasts once, that’s exactly 827 more times than I ever will. At least according to the NASA study I commissioned. I’m still waiting on a second opinion from MIT.
UPDATE: MIT says it’s only 583 more times. Still got it!
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
jumpin_j | July 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Gay. Gotta be.
shankyouverymuch | July 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
THIS is the guy Katy is going to marry!?!?! … Oh, good choice, I give it 2yrs on the outside!
Taz | July 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo!
this is gross | July 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm
You are officially not liked. Ruined my day. YUCK.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
C’mon, I think it’s sweet that he & Katy share their undies. lol
M | July 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
OMG I would lick the hair right off his balls. SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRPP!!
Rush | July 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
looks like somebody beat you to it.
Jason | July 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I hate this fucking douchebag.
Cardinal Fang | July 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
please more Miley upskirts to get this image out of my head
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 4:19 pm
lmao no shit ur eminence
Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
A semi nude male on the SW! This is as amazing as LiLo’s continued incarceration.
KP has him waxed as smooth as an egg.
This would have been so much worse if he wasn’t.
He’s built ok. Can’t say that he’s handsome.
She either gets off on the UK accent or he’s a master swordsman. Maybe both.
Thank U “Fish”…….I guess.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm
fish maybe next time just mail the pix to socialitelife cos thats already a fag magnet? just my $0.02
stinky mcpoop | July 28, 2010 at 4:23 pm
At least he had the decency to put on some socks.
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm
decency …lol lol
Amy | July 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Nice body…
memem | July 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm
He is truly vile. In every way.
Howdy There | July 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Come on, we want guys, not little sissy boys. Although I am enjoying the bulge in his underoos.
Boog | July 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Ohhh – hello there!
FUCK OFF!
cheryl | July 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Love the socks
robbie | July 29, 2010 at 7:58 am
HE ROCKS IN SOCKS>>>>>
jdivo | July 28, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Next up… Russell Brand in a rubber bikini
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 4:58 pm
biceps, abs, dick..yes yes yesss
more please
kid ROUGH | July 28, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Of course more dudes, logging on a gossip site is not shame enough.
Rush | July 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm
damn.
Howdy There | July 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
LOLOLOL. Yessssss.
Tanzarian | July 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Stuffed. Otherwise where’s the outline of his junk?
God | July 29, 2010 at 2:08 am
In fact, he famously has a small penis.
If you were feeling particularly disgusting, you can view him stripping about 10 years ago.
Alternatively, the girl he dated before Perry described him thus “He told me he went through 80 large sized condoms a month, not that he would need that size”.
..And there is the fact that of all the girls he slept with, hardly any have wanted to form a relationship.
Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I surmise that he is lightly padded. Certainly this was for a scene in a movie & not just juvenile shenanigans for the general public…….so costume staff made sure no penile details are visible. Mustn’t shock the children.
So someone in Hollywood thought he was romance comedy leading man material…..& put up quite a bit of coin to make it happen. I just don’t see it.
EB | July 28, 2010 at 6:02 pm
This is all you have to offer the ladies? Where are pictures of James Franco or Jon Hamm with their shirts off?! Throw us a bone here!
zoomzoom | July 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
hah, this is hot!!
cc | July 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Apparently he used to bang a lot of chicks. From this I can only conclude that English women are brain dead.
It’s not often I use the word douchebag, but if ever there was one, it’s him.
BTW, he’s not even remotely comedic.
ff | July 28, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Hey, guys wanna look at naked women!! Let’s put Rosie O’Donnell in her birthday suit on here!!!
Please. We wanna look at hot guys, not ugly hipsters.
I LOVE MEN | July 28, 2010 at 7:56 pm
HOT NUDE GUYZZZ PLZZZ!!!
Really?? | July 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Maybe nobody clicks on them because they look something like this… Russell Brand is truly repugnant. All those hot world cup players going on a few weeks ago and this is what you think a women want to see? I hope this was a joke.
RaraAvis | July 28, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Meh. We’d click ‘em if you’d give us better material. Why isn’t anyone sticking a camera up Daniel Craig’s skirt?
captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:34 am
…………….the FAKING HETERO’s are glad now.
Helena Handbasket | July 29, 2010 at 1:39 am
FIsh – I was VERY specific in my demands: Ryan Phillipe nude in the shower, Alexander Skarsgard outdoors with a full erection, and Mark Ruffalo in a see-through wrestler’s unitard. THIS is what I get? wtf?
You shouldn’t be listening to women. Listen to the gay men.
They Call Me The Butthole Kid | July 29, 2010 at 2:35 am
This guy is ugly. I want some more dangling dongs! Preferably Ron Jeremy!
Jen | July 29, 2010 at 9:07 am
i wonder if he stuffed his underwear…if not, looks like a big ol cock! YUM!
kid ROUGH | July 29, 2010 at 9:47 am
Once you start listening to what broads want, you better step up that tailor dummy pedestal so they can practice form fitting you with a lovely gown. Hopefully they stick one of the many needles right up your willy….
havoc | July 29, 2010 at 9:47 am
Besides the fact that Nancy Boy has no discernable talent and probably the least funny person on the planet, the fact that they’re re-making Arthur is blasphemy…….
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foxylady | July 29, 2010 at 11:13 am
russell brand is the shiz. he makes me moist. thank u fish!
Clickclick | July 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I only clicked on this in the hopes that you would eventually start putting up pictures of hot guys not whatever the fuck this is.
mi_reality | July 29, 2010 at 10:55 pm
YOW hot!!!