Russell Brand Also Wears Underwear

July 28th, 2010 // 65 Comments

Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell Brand running around in his underwear on the set of Arthur today. I really can’t say anything negative about the guy considering if he only sticks his penis between Katy Perry‘s breasts once, that’s exactly 827 more times than I ever will. At least according to the NASA study I commissioned. I’m still waiting on a second opinion from MIT.

UPDATE: MIT says it’s only 583 more times. Still got it!

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. jumpin_j

    Gay. Gotta be.

    • shankyouverymuch

      THIS is the guy Katy is going to marry!?!?! … Oh, good choice, I give it 2yrs on the outside!

  2. Taz

    aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo!

  3. this is gross

    You are officially not liked. Ruined my day. YUCK.

  4. Russell Brand Underwear
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    he looks gay

  5. C’mon, I think it’s sweet that he & Katy share their undies. lol

  6. M

    OMG I would lick the hair right off his balls. SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRPP!!

  7. Jason

    I hate this fucking douchebag.

  8. Cardinal Fang

    please more Miley upskirts to get this image out of my head

  9. Cock Dr

    A semi nude male on the SW! This is as amazing as LiLo’s continued incarceration.
    KP has him waxed as smooth as an egg.
    This would have been so much worse if he wasn’t.
    He’s built ok. Can’t say that he’s handsome.
    She either gets off on the UK accent or he’s a master swordsman. Maybe both.
    Thank U “Fish”…….I guess.

  10. stinky mcpoop

    At least he had the decency to put on some socks.

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  12. Amy

    Nice body…

  13. memem

    He is truly vile. In every way.

  14. Howdy There

    Come on, we want guys, not little sissy boys. Although I am enjoying the bulge in his underoos.

  15. Boog

    Ohhh – hello there!


  16. cheryl

    Love the socks

  17. Next up… Russell Brand in a rubber bikini

  18. Viv

    biceps, abs, dick..yes yes yesss

    more please

  19. kid ROUGH

    Of course more dudes, logging on a gossip site is not shame enough.

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    Toni Hall
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    REALLY….is this the best you could find? bleh!

  21. Russell Brand Underwear
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    Mmm, thanks for the almost naked Russell! Kick arse way to start the day!

  22. Russell Brand Underwear
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    it’s the socks that really get me. right. there.

  23. Tanzarian

    Stuffed. Otherwise where’s the outline of his junk?

    • God

      In fact, he famously has a small penis.

      If you were feeling particularly disgusting, you can view him stripping about 10 years ago.

      Alternatively, the girl he dated before Perry described him thus “He told me he went through 80 large sized condoms a month, not that he would need that size”.

      ..And there is the fact that of all the girls he slept with, hardly any have wanted to form a relationship.

  24. Cock Dr

    I surmise that he is lightly padded. Certainly this was for a scene in a movie & not just juvenile shenanigans for the general public…….so costume staff made sure no penile details are visible. Mustn’t shock the children.
    So someone in Hollywood thought he was romance comedy leading man material…..& put up quite a bit of coin to make it happen. I just don’t see it.

  25. EB

    This is all you have to offer the ladies? Where are pictures of James Franco or Jon Hamm with their shirts off?! Throw us a bone here!

  26. zoomzoom

    hah, this is hot!!

  27. cc

    Apparently he used to bang a lot of chicks. From this I can only conclude that English women are brain dead.

    It’s not often I use the word douchebag, but if ever there was one, it’s him.

    BTW, he’s not even remotely comedic.

  28. ff

    Hey, guys wanna look at naked women!! Let’s put Rosie O’Donnell in her birthday suit on here!!!

    Please. We wanna look at hot guys, not ugly hipsters.

  29. I LOVE MEN


  30. Really??

    Maybe nobody clicks on them because they look something like this… Russell Brand is truly repugnant. All those hot world cup players going on a few weeks ago and this is what you think a women want to see? I hope this was a joke.

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    Cock Dr
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    Confirmed. He is fugly.

  32. Russell Brand Underwear
    Cock Dr
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    Extremely large….gums.
    OK, thanks again Fish. God that movie’s gonna suck.

  33. Russell Brand Underwear
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    more zac efron, less russel brand. then we’ll click more.


  34. Russell Brand Underwear
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    I don’t think he counts as a dude. He is more like a manly woman. ie. no hair on his body other than his head/face. He’s even shaped more like a woman.


  35. RaraAvis

    Meh. We’d click ‘em if you’d give us better material. Why isn’t anyone sticking a camera up Daniel Craig’s skirt?

  36. Russell Brand Underwear
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    Eh Efron looks too much like a teenage girl for my taste. Brand has that nice rockstar vibe.

  37. captain america

    …………….the FAKING HETERO’s are glad now.

  38. Helena Handbasket

    FIsh – I was VERY specific in my demands: Ryan Phillipe nude in the shower, Alexander Skarsgard outdoors with a full erection, and Mark Ruffalo in a see-through wrestler’s unitard. THIS is what I get? wtf?

    You shouldn’t be listening to women. Listen to the gay men.

  39. Russell Brand Underwear
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    This is not sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. They Call Me The Butthole Kid

    This guy is ugly. I want some more dangling dongs! Preferably Ron Jeremy!

  41. Russell Brand Underwear
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    I clicked through to make you happy, Fish. But seriously, if you want us to click through, show hot British guys, like David Beckham (as long as he doesn’t talk) and not greasy, skinny British guys like Russell Brand. I will allow all Latin guys in their underwear, as long as Madonna is not in the same picture.

    And that, my friend, is what women want. (Ignore Mel’s claim that it’s giving BJs followed by hate sex and crying. That’s actually a myth.)

  42. Russell Brand Underwear
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    He takes perrys hotnes down at least 2.5 points

  43. Jen

    i wonder if he stuffed his underwear…if not, looks like a big ol cock! YUM!

  44. kid ROUGH

    Once you start listening to what broads want, you better step up that tailor dummy pedestal so they can practice form fitting you with a lovely gown. Hopefully they stick one of the many needles right up your willy….

  45. havoc

    Besides the fact that Nancy Boy has no discernable talent and probably the least funny person on the planet, the fact that they’re re-making Arthur is blasphemy…….


  46. russell brand is the shiz. he makes me moist. thank u fish!

  47. Russell Brand Underwear
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    He is bizarrely hot! Especially now that he’s all shaven (even the chest!!)

  48. Russell Brand Underwear
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    I agree with Amy, Latin dudes and David Beckham.

  49. Clickclick

    I only clicked on this in the hopes that you would eventually start putting up pictures of hot guys not whatever the fuck this is.

  50. mi_reality

    YOW hot!!!

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