Rupert Sanders’ Dad Blames Kristen Stewart For Being Pretty

If you’re wondering why Rupert Sanders would publicly humiliate his wife and kids for a chance at Kristen Stewart’s emo-hole, it turns out his dad’s a pretty enabling guy who will gladly defend his son being a dick even in the face of overwhelming evidence. People reports:

“From what I gather nothing really happened and it is all a lot of fuss about nothing. I should imagine it was something very brief,” he said. “She is a very pretty girl and when you work that closely with someone for so long, sometimes things happen.”
Michael also defended his son’s character, arguing that he is far from the philander the press is making him out to be. “He is very honorable, hardworking and [a] dedicated father and filmmaker.”

“What was he supposed to do working all that time with such a pretty girl, respect his wife and kids? Be reasonable.” On a serious note, the one person I actually feel the worst for is Thor who’s probably had to spend the past three days trying to convince his post-partum wife that Kristen Stewart wasn’t banging everyone on set. “Hear these words spoken to you now, on those days long since past, in only cups of A were her breasts. I mean, wait, I have spoken in error. Uhhh.. let’s have another baby!”

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