Rumer Willis picks good film roles

August 8th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for why Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis’ daughter) is dressed like this. And it’s simple really: every single person working on her new film has lost their damn mind.

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  1. Shut Up!

    FIST!

  2. scarlett

    FRST
    damn !!!!

  3. Bite Me!

    Where are the frontal shots?

  4. scarlett

    FIRST
    damn !!!!

  5. Arch

    Looks like a German porn flick.

  6. wedgeone

    That’s got to be the strangest costume ever invented. But she’s looking awfully good there.

  7. scarlett

    @4 lolz!!!!!!!!!

  8. Conan O'Brien

    She’s the first one of my running “If They Mated” bit that actually came true. Poor thing.

  9. Crap Tonight

    Did she get some of that chin removed or have they photoshopped half her face off (the ugly half)

  10. flavio

    that things gotta come off sometime…hopefully they keep the cameras rolling

  11. combustion8

    She dropped out of college for this? Smart move.

  12. Darwin

    Nice jawline – maybe she could rent out some of that space. I didn’t realize you could inherit 2 people’s jaws at the same time.

  13. Oooooookay………….

  14. Texas Tranny

    @6 I think your right.
    Even I don’t have an outfit like that.

    She can use the ruler in hand on me anytime.

  15. Lovely

    She looks like a bulldog in a tin can… Maybe she’s the spokesperson for Degenerative spine disease??

  16. Yeah, this movie and Jessica Simpson’s movie are competing for worst film of the year!

  17. jrzmommy

    That’s one talented family……..

  18. suckitsilverman87

    cant tell whether im turned on or not….

  19. suckitsilverman87

    nope, still looks like a tranny…

  20. How can anyone deny my hotness???

  21. Texas Tranny

    @20…..Not very nice.

  22. ??4=BiteMe??

    I promize..if U zend a pic of U…I’ll zend U one…

  23. Stix

    is that a rear view mirror?

  24. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    I believe this is a porn spoof titled “Naughty School Girls Lost In Space”. Britney Spears does a superb job as BlowJobba the Hun.

  25. Adina

    “Orthotics are designed to help provide support to weak muscles and lessen the risk of joint deformity.(http://www.childrenshospital.org/clinicalservices/Site1166/mainpageS1166P5sublevel8.html)

    This is actually a devise created for someone with a physical disability, perhaps Cerebral Palsy, Muscular Dystrophy, or Quadrapalegia. This devise is created to help keep posture so that a person can sit in a wheelchair for transport. Why not keep it stylin!?!

  26. MrSemprini

    Looks normal for an S&M flick. She’s on the punishment chair!! Not as good as water bondage but it has potential.

  27. Malffy Hernandes

    Where are her boobs?

  28. Texas Tranny

    @27……It would be better if there was a dildo attached to the chair.

  29. yolatengo

    between her underbite and her ‘too small nose for her rest of her face’ this chick makes me want to slap her

  30. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    Adina, #26 i’m sure most everyone here is aware of this device for medical conditions, probably most of us have even had a friend or two with scoliosis. However, i seriously doubt this picture has anything to do with that, so let us have our fun, ok Doc?

  31. richinhouston

    Wow, I never new Demi had an affair with Jay Leno.

  32. somewhereinthemiddle

    Look what happens when you give a bedazzler to a cripple.

  33. Jackie

    She looks like she has a man’s chest.

  34. ash

    where are her boobies? …. put that in your pipe and smoke it. wow, she almost looks like a real person. i dont even know the name of this movie or what the hell she’s wearing, but im probably sure i’ll wait until it comes to dvd, assuming it isnt already a straight to dvd film. because from this one, i’d expect nothing less.

  35. JC

    this has Oscar written all over it, 2 thumbs up !

  36. sexy scarlett

    Go here for a slight side-view booby shot….

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/07/rumer-willis-dunce-cap/

    You’re Welcome :)

  37. star69

    She looks halfway decent in this picture, regardless of the crazy, pointless outfit. Amazing what an ugly litter Demi an Bruce produced. All chin and bizarre, pointy features. But the worst part is, ugly as a goblin or or not, they will be around for a long time on the screen. Daddy and mommy helping out getting all those roles stolen from talented actors who don’t have rich and famous parents.

  38. Starscanfrighten

    That poor thing.

  39. Starscanfrighten

    Regardless of this picture, there are just so many things wrong here.

  40. Starscanfrighten

    Regardless of the CONTEXT of the picture.

  41. jus'stupid

    What the hell is this all about? Why is this even a picture? i’m frightened.

  42. sevenandaswitchblade

    I had this same dream last night. Bruce WIllis was a young woman with a thing for fetish wear and I was his task master. I woke up with vomit in my mouth…again.

  43. Shallow Val

    It’s Jay Leno’s illegitimate daughter. What is up with that Hapsburg chin, yo?

    She looks like she’s really into herself. A Leo, ugh. How much ya wanna bet she’s fucking Ashton? I TOTALLY see that .

  44. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    um Star69 (#38), i kinda doubt this role was stolen from anybody talented – unless by ‘talented’, you mean in a Jenna Jamison kind of talent.

  45. haroof

    Rumer’s hot.

    Lovin this chick.

  46. Mrs. Buttersworth

    Leave Rumer alone! Her jawline is perfect . . . perfect for grinding small woodland creatures into a fine paste.

  47. willtherealvictorpleasestandup

    16, my bulldog is outraged at your comment!

  48. theShizaan

    where are the other pictures…you know, the ones showing her reaction after Ashton jumps out to tell her she’s been punked!

  49. Italian Stallion

    Rumor has it, wait, no she doesn’t………………….

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