Rumer Willis picks good film roles

August 8th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for why Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis’ daughter) is dressed like this. And it’s simple really: every single person working on her new film has lost their damn mind.

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Comments (93)

  1. James | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    hot

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  2. Shut Up! | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    FIST!

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  3. scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    FRST
    damn !!!!

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  4. Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Where are the frontal shots?

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  5. scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    FIRST
    damn !!!!

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  6. Arch | August 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Looks like a German porn flick.

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  7. wedgeone | August 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    That’s got to be the strangest costume ever invented. But she’s looking awfully good there.

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  8. scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    @4 lolz!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Conan O'Brien | August 8, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    She’s the first one of my running “If They Mated” bit that actually came true. Poor thing.

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  10. Crap Tonight | August 8, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Did she get some of that chin removed or have they photoshopped half her face off (the ugly half)

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  11. flavio | August 8, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    that things gotta come off sometime…hopefully they keep the cameras rolling

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  12. combustion8 | August 8, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    She dropped out of college for this? Smart move.

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  13. Darwin | August 8, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Nice jawline – maybe she could rent out some of that space. I didn’t realize you could inherit 2 people’s jaws at the same time.

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  14. Duchess of Dork | August 8, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Oooooookay………….

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  15. Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    @6 I think your right.
    Even I don’t have an outfit like that.

    She can use the ruler in hand on me anytime.

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  16. Lovely | August 8, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    She looks like a bulldog in a tin can… Maybe she’s the spokesperson for Degenerative spine disease??

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  17. WhereSheShops | August 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Yeah, this movie and Jessica Simpson’s movie are competing for worst film of the year!

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  18. jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    That’s one talented family……..

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  19. suckitsilverman87 | August 8, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    cant tell whether im turned on or not….

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  20. suckitsilverman87 | August 8, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    nope, still looks like a tranny…

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  21. Rumer | August 8, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    How can anyone deny my hotness???

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  22. Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    @20…..Not very nice.

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  23. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    ??4=BiteMe??

    I promize..if U zend a pic of U…I’ll zend U one…

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  24. Stix | August 8, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    is that a rear view mirror?

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  25. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | August 8, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    I believe this is a porn spoof titled “Naughty School Girls Lost In Space”. Britney Spears does a superb job as BlowJobba the Hun.

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  26. Adina | August 8, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    “Orthotics are designed to help provide support to weak muscles and lessen the risk of joint deformity.(http://www.childrenshospital.org/clinicalservices/Site1166/mainpageS1166P5sublevel8.html)

    This is actually a devise created for someone with a physical disability, perhaps Cerebral Palsy, Muscular Dystrophy, or Quadrapalegia. This devise is created to help keep posture so that a person can sit in a wheelchair for transport. Why not keep it stylin!?!

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  27. MrSemprini | August 8, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    Looks normal for an S&M flick. She’s on the punishment chair!! Not as good as water bondage but it has potential.

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  28. Malffy Hernandes | August 8, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    Where are her boobs?

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  29. Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    @27……It would be better if there was a dildo attached to the chair.

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  30. yolatengo | August 8, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    between her underbite and her ‘too small nose for her rest of her face’ this chick makes me want to slap her

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  31. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | August 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Adina, #26 i’m sure most everyone here is aware of this device for medical conditions, probably most of us have even had a friend or two with scoliosis. However, i seriously doubt this picture has anything to do with that, so let us have our fun, ok Doc?

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  32. richinhouston | August 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Wow, I never new Demi had an affair with Jay Leno.

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  33. somewhereinthemiddle | August 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Look what happens when you give a bedazzler to a cripple.

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  34. Jackie | August 8, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    She looks like she has a man’s chest.

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  35. ash | August 8, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    where are her boobies? …. put that in your pipe and smoke it. wow, she almost looks like a real person. i dont even know the name of this movie or what the hell she’s wearing, but im probably sure i’ll wait until it comes to dvd, assuming it isnt already a straight to dvd film. because from this one, i’d expect nothing less.

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  36. JC | August 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    this has Oscar written all over it, 2 thumbs up !

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  37. sexy scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Go here for a slight side-view booby shot….

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/07/rumer-willis-dunce-cap/

    You’re Welcome :)

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  38. star69 | August 8, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    She looks halfway decent in this picture, regardless of the crazy, pointless outfit. Amazing what an ugly litter Demi an Bruce produced. All chin and bizarre, pointy features. But the worst part is, ugly as a goblin or or not, they will be around for a long time on the screen. Daddy and mommy helping out getting all those roles stolen from talented actors who don’t have rich and famous parents.

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  39. Starscanfrighten | August 8, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    That poor thing.

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  40. Starscanfrighten | August 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Regardless of this picture, there are just so many things wrong here.

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  41. Starscanfrighten | August 8, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Regardless of the CONTEXT of the picture.

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  42. jus'stupid | August 8, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    What the hell is this all about? Why is this even a picture? i’m frightened.

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  43. sevenandaswitchblade | August 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    I had this same dream last night. Bruce WIllis was a young woman with a thing for fetish wear and I was his task master. I woke up with vomit in my mouth…again.

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  44. Shallow Val | August 8, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    It’s Jay Leno’s illegitimate daughter. What is up with that Hapsburg chin, yo?

    She looks like she’s really into herself. A Leo, ugh. How much ya wanna bet she’s fucking Ashton? I TOTALLY see that .

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  45. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | August 8, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    um Star69 (#38), i kinda doubt this role was stolen from anybody talented – unless by ‘talented’, you mean in a Jenna Jamison kind of talent.

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  46. haroof | August 8, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Rumer’s hot.

    Lovin this chick.

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  47. Mrs. Buttersworth | August 8, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Leave Rumer alone! Her jawline is perfect . . . perfect for grinding small woodland creatures into a fine paste.

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  48. willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 8, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    16, my bulldog is outraged at your comment!

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  49. theShizaan | August 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    where are the other pictures…you know, the ones showing her reaction after Ashton jumps out to tell her she’s been punked!

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  50. Italian Stallion | August 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    Rumor has it, wait, no she doesn’t………………….

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