Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore‘s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these two were tossed off cliffs as infants, only to survive and have Bruce Willis go, “Ah, fuck, we gotta keep ‘em now.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
If this pair hasn’t been introduced to Mommy’s surgeon yet, there is probably a reason.
I have a feeling that every morning, after bolting on a fresh pair of titties and begging Ashton to not get caught cheating on her this time, Demi looks into the mirror and repeats 100 times: “I will NOT let my daughters get more attractive than me.”
When are we going to hear the truth that Jay Leno was visiting the Moore residence in the early 90s?
The photographers were using that Mac Book photo booth effects, right? Those can’t be their actual jaw lines?!
They should stand nowhere. Ever.
She’s perfect for Mama Cass in a new Mamas and Papas biopic. Too thin, perhaps (for Mama Cass that is), but put her in a fatter suit …
That Wayans brothers movie where they pretend to be rich white girls just got 100% more believable.
Awww, the turnips from Veggie Tales like Adele!
Wow, there’s a lot of rude comments about these girls. I mean, yeah, they might not be the “prettiest” ladies, but they’re not beastly either. I’m sure they’re nice girls.
The trust-fund kids are never good looking. Demi Moore is only semi-hot because she had a boat-load of plastic surgery (which, does not effect genes passed down to your spawn…yet).
Um, J. Mascis is looking thin these days.
Holy SHIT. Horribly dead-on. Poor girl.
This is the downside of kegel exercises. Sure, they help mom’s not pee when they sneeze, but at what cost?
+1!
God damn it Fish! I almost clicked the “More photos” button instead of the “Comment” button, and my fucking life flashed before my eyes.
hahahahahahaaha!!
Why is David Spade wearing a pink dress?
agree, they’re both as ugly…………
Khloe Kardashian is the one who should be standing next to that monstrosity. Rumor’s fake rack continues to look wonderful. And distracting.
And most of you probably have a face and body for hiding behind the anonymity of your keyboard, and a personality to match….. this is why kids, (especially girls) have eating disorders, low self-esteem, plastic surgery obsessions, depression, cutting, etc., – society is telling them that only what is on the outside matters. So what if you are smart, healthy, a good person, talented, witty, fun and loving – you have to have a perfect face, ears that don’t stick out, perfect breasts, tight abs, great hair, tan skin….. perfection is a lie. What is wrong with being average looking? For that matter, what is wrong with being less than average looking? I would rather spend an evening with Danny DeVito, a funny, giving, thoughtful man, than Kim Kardashian, a trashy, vain, narcissist.
Yes, the Willis girls look like Bruce – so what? Good for them for being who they are instead of going the way of Heidi Montag or their mother. It does seem like Rumer has had some work and it’s a shame that she has given into the pressure of people like the posters on here. Hopefully, she won’t continue down that path. Have any of you stopped to think that maybe they also have Bruce’s charm and humor. Nothing wrong with that!
You should all be ashamed. Go tell your daughters, your sisters, your mother, your aunts, your grannies that they are beautiful and loved and they shouldn’t change a thing. They’ll thank you for it.
You go Willis sisters! Be true to yourselves and don’t listen to the shallow masses!
You are very right and sadly, no one will really care here. Most of the people that come here put down celebrities to feel better about themselves and because they think physical appearance is the most important thing to strive for. This site is admittedly entertaining to read sometimes but often, it just speaks volumes about how pathetic some people can be.
so why are you reading this column at all? Let’s be honest, physical appearance is not everything, but if you want to work in Hollywood, you got to look good. If not, they should get a day job or work as a barista @ starbucks.
/cheer
let’s face it, if it weren’t for their parents, Rumer would not be able to land any acting job in hollywood with a face like that. yeah, yeah, yeah, inner beauty. Looking like Leno’s kids is fine, but we don’t want to pay money to see that. You want inner beauty, I’m sure the fat plain chick in the accounting dept. has a lot of inner beauty, but I’m sure she’s not getting any dates and hollywood isn’t asking her to play the lead in a film any time soon.
Yes, you can look “fugly” and make it, but you gotta have talent. Her only talent is her parents
the blonde one looks a little like the chick from White Chicks.
I say Rumor is cute and she can do herself up and look very attractive. What shocked me to my very core was the appearance of the other two daughters. One looks like a man and the daughter that was once considered the pretty one is absolutely hideous. Rumor is the good looking daughter for sure. she admits her looks are odd and it bothers her but the caption is right, all she has to do is walk with her sisters and walaa, she is a classic beauty. I don’t like to see Rumor picked on. on don’t find her ugly or fugly but her sisters, omg!!
You don’t like to see Rumer picked on, but her little sisters are fair game? Wow. You are all heart. How about not picking on anyone? These are kids!
Rumer Willis is definitely 23 and Scout is 20. Kids? No. Funny looking? Yes.
oh god
Blame their dad. They look like him.
Yep, if you look at photos of Bruce during the “Moonlighting” years you see much of the facial characteristics that these girls have inherited.
Face like a can of smacked assholes. And the can is dented, has a hidden split in the side, and has been sitting on the shelf for 3 years.
Cristofer Columbus!!! A comicbook hero would kill for that chin of Rumer’s.
Bruce and Demi both should be sterilized, no way to know whos got the equine genes.
Clearly both
Maybe this is what Demi looked like before all the sugeries..the apple does not fall far from the tree as they say.
I think Bruce Willis is hot. His features don’t make for an attractive female though. Large face, small features..not a good mix.
Is it me or dothey have the biggest jawbones I have ever seen on a woman
Are we sure this isn’t just Rocky Dennis and his twin brother in drag?
These two would have to go to an Oklahoma truck stop late at night to get laid
Owen Wilson looks hammered in this pic.
The blame for these girls appearance rests entirely with Bruce Willis. Sure, sex with pregnant women aka “punchin’ the munchkin” is great but it’s probably a good idea to stop after your wife is wheeled into the delivery room.
Fucking dying right now! Hilarious!
Ima go ahead and say the same thing I say every time I see these clowns: Big Mac toniiiiiiiiite!
Ava, well said. You are a cruel bunch of bastards. It is hard enough being a young woman in todays air brushed anorexic society, to have to read the nasty things you have said about them must be devastating. This are young women with feelings and insecurities like all of us. Yes, shame on you all. These are someones daughters, just because they are kids of famous people shouldn’t entitle the ignoramuses of the world to be thoughtless, hurtful and cruel. Imagine if that was your daughter/wife/mother. Wouldn’t you be outraged at some of the above comments? Yes, I know this is the Superficial and just about anything goes, doesn’t make it right.
Why are you even here if our amusement offends you so much? Do you troll websites all over the place waiting for someone to say Potatohead so you can pounce? Is it okay to just laugh at Bruce then? I’m pretty sure you don’t care if we laugh at men, only women.
Is Scout retarded? she has the same expression on two shots, whereas Rumer’s mimics changed drastically… their parents knew what to expect cause gave them the names of racing horses.
Right… so anyway… back to bashing…
Demi actually was just barely pretty in her prime. If you think about it , SHE had pointy little features too plus a tiny hooked nose. It all accidentally managed to come together for her feature-wise, but mating with Bruce… her poor children had no chance.
God bless the brave paparazzi for being so brave as to take this photo. If I had seen this thing coming at me I would have ran like my ass was on fire and the nearest water was a mile away!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahahahahahahaha
i can’t believe how ugly their kids are.
they all look like Demi plastered on Bruce’s face.
Let this be a lesson to everyone. Marry someone with compatible facial features, or else your kids will end up looking like these, or miley cyrus.
Why is that man wearing a pink dress?
Funny how to extremely good looking people can have ugly offsprings!
I kinda fel bad for Bruce and Demi!….lol
Why is Bruce Willis wearing a wig?
These two could each have a sex change and it still wouldn’t help.
Damn… those girls are ugly… Hard to believe none got anything from her mom…!
It’s just fate: sometimes two attractive people get together and don’t make attractive children.
Bruce and Demi did not.
The Lohans got together and made attractive kids.
Messed up, but physically good looking.
I think the one on the left is actually Bruce…
WOOF they are so unfortunate… they were half cute as kids but something went horribly wrong.
I keep trying to adjust my screen and nothing seems to be working
elongated huge faces are huge!
They have never been cute girls. They have money for plastic surgery so hello whats up fix your faces!!!!! LOL
Rumer and Scout look pretty!
Just been looking at pics of Tallulah and she’s not bad in a few photo’s. She’s the best of the three.
is it me or does rumer resemble kristen stewart a little