Rumer Willis Should Stand Next To Her Sister More Often

August 18th, 2011 // 165 Comments

Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore‘s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these two were tossed off cliffs as infants, only to survive and have Bruce Willis go, “Ah, fuck, we gotta keep ‘em now.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Dude of Dudes

    Ugly squared.

  2. Clarence Beeks

    Scout is definitely the most heinous of the three. They are all so ugly though. JFC

  3. Dude of Dudes

    Maybe Demi’s vag wasnt fully dilated and so their heads were like pasta through the pasta roller.

    Now after that visual who wants spaghetti?

  4. Cookie

    These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket and the sun shining on my face.

  5. Maeby

    are those rumers panties i see?

  6. Kelce

    Bad genetic combo is bad.

    • gumption

      ture, I do not know why people are suprised these 2 are hideous, you are looking at Demi Moore without the tons of plastic surgery. They look exactly like her. Bruce was the pretty one between the 2. The children always give away the plastic surgery of the vag holder. You see Suri Cruise is kind of cute because Katie Holmes is nearly 100% natural and Tom was damn handsome and uses surgery now to maintain it but naturally a looker. Just how the cookie crumbles.

  7. busybeaver

    the profile shot of Rumor made me wanna rip my eyes out, harpoon them like olives, drop them in my martini, and toast myself for preventing future trama… until I realized the image was ultimately burned in my mind.

    Jesus does not love the Willis children.

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    Kelce
    Commented on this photo:

    Quagmire and his transgendered date.

  9. princess party pants

    genes can backfire. wow.

  10. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    Byaaaaah
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Chaz is giving womanhood another shot..

  11. PoorMaryKelly

    There should be court ordered DNA tests to make sure these gals aren’t Leno instead of Willis. If a chimp fucks you up you can get a new face.It wouldn’t hurt these three to at least go for transplant consultations.

  12. Cock Dr

    We see here the Willis-Moore genetic experiments all growed up.
    Nutcracker jaws seem to be a dominant attribute.

  13. guestspeaker

    I still don’t understand how bruce+demi=fugly

    • They all look like Bruce. If you isolate his facial features, he’s really not that attractive: Close-set beady little eyes, huge chin, big forehead, bird nose and weird puckered lips. Put those features on a girl and that is a recipe for Fug.

      • so wtf is up w/ the testoron in this constelation?? allways thought that B.W. & D.M. were hot (back in the 90s), and now….see how that went. Fuck. Genes.

    • gumption

      no no no , NO, Demi is butt ugly. She is all plastic. Sure Bruce is not hot, I agree but these girls are little Demi Moores. How can you not see it?! Demi is ugly and her tons of surgery made her sort of pretty but she was never hot.

      • I do believe you are incorrect, sir.

      • meh

        hey “gumption,” go back and watch ghost or about last night…then you’ll see you’re an idiot

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Yes, she was adorable in About Last Night. Hey she was even cute on General Hospital, and that’s even with the chronic pink-eye that all the actresses had from sharing the same beige/brown Maybelline compact.

    • Paloma

      How the hell do you not understand the equation for the fugly recipe this pairing was so obviously destined to create? Demi was decent looking before all of her surgeries but Bruce was never hot to begin with. I’d venture a guess and say that his poor gene pool would class with just about anyone.

    • rican

      Well, you can’t inherit plastic surgery

  14. Deacon Jones

    BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  15. I’ve got two words for you: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

  16. zomgbie

    good thing mom + dad are super rich.

  17. WTF

    Fish,

    Not cool. Parents choose the limelight; kids don’t.

    • Clarence Beeks

      Rumer DOES. She wants to be a famous actress, so she is fair fucking game.

    • electricgrl

      Actually, they’ve both thrust their own ugly asses out into the limelight. Especially Rumor, she’s now a “model/actress.” What a joke.

  18. ldg

    at least they both have hair.

  19. grobpilot

    They do have that third daughter, Tallulah Belle, who we never hear about. Is she so horrendous that they keep her chained in the basement?

  20. IFukYoMama

    They both look like Bruce Willis is drag.

  21. Duh

    What did Demi’s vagina do? You HAVE seen Bruce Willis before, no? Mystery solved.

  22. Uncle Phil

    So I thought that it was Robert Redford that paid the million to sleep with Demi; Apparently it was actually comedian Harland Williams.

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    katy perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Lay off her…she’s starving

  24. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    handyr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s John Goodman in a dress.

  25. SayWhat?

    Sweet Jumpin’ Jasus, that’s a whole lotta ugly.

  26. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    What a very cruel thing to write about the Willis girls. They look perfectly fine to me. And if they don’t look fine to the writer of that nasty caption, how is it their fault? They’re human beings with feelings. They hurt just as bad as people who don’t have superstars for parents. What a sad world we live in where two young women are insulted in print for merely walking down the street.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You!

      They hurt just as bad as kids without celebrity parents? Are you fucking serious? Rumor Willis wouldn’t make it as a porn fluffer if she didn’t have celebrity parents whose influence got her, or should I say “it” work. Do you know what that little potato headed freak would be doing right now if she had average parents? She would be working on a road crew, and her sister would be right next to her. Hell, they both look pretty sturdy. They might have been good at it.

  27. Pinky and Leather Tuscadero… as comets.

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    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like blood in Rumors nose… ?

  29. At least the Kardashian’s have someone to look down at

  30. Brad Brown

    Its like I’m looking at a failed white coat experiment, but with good boobs.

  31. Pallenberg

    All three daughters look just like Bruce. His German genes are strong. Aside from that, Demi’s pretty, but her features and bone structure have never been anything special.

  32. carx

    that’s a man.

  33. posterchild

    a face only bruce can love

  34. Wotwot

    Is this a poster for the new JAWS movie?

  35. r

    the one in the pink looks like a man dressed up as a girl I can’t seriously.Demi is so pretty wtf is up with her kids.

  36. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    Hey Hick Fuck You!
    Commented on this photo:

    With all the money thier Mother spends on herself to ward off time, you would think she might have thrown those ugly-ass dogs a bone and sprung for a little beautification. At least get the Doc to bust those humungous jaws open and cut off the slack.

  37. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    Hey Hick Fuck You!
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit I’m blind.

  38. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    steel magnolia
    Commented on this photo:

    I imagine they look just like Demi did before her surgeries.

  39. Mike S

    That’s Will Sasso in the pink dress.

  40. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    Alexandrov Fedoseev
    Commented on this photo:

    Scout: I’m fat, I can sing like Adele, here, I’ll show ya! ♫ DA DA DI DAAA ♫
    Rumer: Security! Four! Use four tranquilizing darts this time!
    Scout: ♫ Baby, baby, baby oooh, My baby, baby, baby noo ♫
    Rumer: Make that eight…

  41. Alixia

    No post dedicated to Alexander Skarsgard but THIS? I need to wash my eyes. So much chin!! My eyes will never adjust. But in all seriousness, do the paparazzi really think anyone needs to see this? I wish they’d dedicate their time to more important things like hunting down Suri Cruise. These beasts don’t need to make it to the internet.

  42. Dano

    She’s morphing !!!!!!!

  43. bbiowa

    Chin chimminee chin chimminee chin chin cherooo…. the ugly comes out when the Bruce fucks with youuuuuu….

  44. Fabia

    It is so sad to look at these two fuglys, just think, even with all the plastic surgery in the world they would both look ugly. Luckily, I once heard a song about ” Getting an Ugly Girl to Marry U” and I think there might still be hope for them in an arranged marriage in India.

  45. Neck down, Rumer is a fine piece of ass. Neck up, look at the bright side – you wouldn’t have to go pumpkin shopping on Halloween.

  46. Stevie

    Well, since no one is going to say anything nice about them, their nails look nice! That’s it.

    Ugly girls, ugly clothes, ugly jewelery, ugly shoes……

  47. Rumer Willis Scout Willis
    flatspottin'
    Commented on this photo:

    I am still 100% certain that is a man in the pink.

  48. Beer Baron

    Family of Mouth Breathers.

  49. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    What this picture is telling me, is: “Adele and Adele were spotted leaving an Adele concert last night…”

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