Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore‘s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these two were tossed off cliffs as infants, only to survive and have Bruce Willis go, “Ah, fuck, we gotta keep ‘em now.”
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Ugly squared.
It’s all been a lie !! Scout never existed in the first place, this is just Bruce Willis wearing a skanket. That’s so obvious…
I think Demi had an affair with Jay Leno hahaha
Scout is definitely the most heinous of the three. They are all so ugly though. JFC
If I was faced with taking one for the team I would go for Rumor. After that you are on your own. That is all I can offer.
Maybe Demi’s vag wasnt fully dilated and so their heads were like pasta through the pasta roller.
Now after that visual who wants spaghetti?
These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket and the sun shining on my face.
OMG You are too funny, you are quoting mask!!! You are mean!! (but funny!!!)
You left out “zits on my chin”.
are those rumers panties i see?
Oh no please don’t go there…PLEASE!
Don’t you mean Rumer’s tuck?
Bad genetic combo is bad.
ture, I do not know why people are suprised these 2 are hideous, you are looking at Demi Moore without the tons of plastic surgery. They look exactly like her. Bruce was the pretty one between the 2. The children always give away the plastic surgery of the vag holder. You see Suri Cruise is kind of cute because Katie Holmes is nearly 100% natural and Tom was damn handsome and uses surgery now to maintain it but naturally a looker. Just how the cookie crumbles.
the profile shot of Rumor made me wanna rip my eyes out, harpoon them like olives, drop them in my martini, and toast myself for preventing future trama… until I realized the image was ultimately burned in my mind.
Jesus does not love the Willis children.
thanks, now everyone in the office wants to know what I’m laughing about…
Quagmire and his transgendered date.
genes can backfire. wow.
Looks like Chaz is giving womanhood another shot..
There should be court ordered DNA tests to make sure these gals aren’t Leno instead of Willis. If a chimp fucks you up you can get a new face.It wouldn’t hurt these three to at least go for transplant consultations.
+1
We see here the Willis-Moore genetic experiments all growed up.
Nutcracker jaws seem to be a dominant attribute.
you should see the misshapen lumps of flesh and hair still gestating in the glass tubes back at Willis Manor.
you should see rumur prior to the 4 surgeries she had on that ugly mug
I still don’t understand how bruce+demi=fugly
They all look like Bruce. If you isolate his facial features, he’s really not that attractive: Close-set beady little eyes, huge chin, big forehead, bird nose and weird puckered lips. Put those features on a girl and that is a recipe for Fug.
so wtf is up w/ the testoron in this constelation?? allways thought that B.W. & D.M. were hot (back in the 90s), and now….see how that went. Fuck. Genes.
no no no , NO, Demi is butt ugly. She is all plastic. Sure Bruce is not hot, I agree but these girls are little Demi Moores. How can you not see it?! Demi is ugly and her tons of surgery made her sort of pretty but she was never hot.
I do believe you are incorrect, sir.
hey “gumption,” go back and watch ghost or about last night…then you’ll see you’re an idiot
Yes, she was adorable in About Last Night. Hey she was even cute on General Hospital, and that’s even with the chronic pink-eye that all the actresses had from sharing the same beige/brown Maybelline compact.
How the hell do you not understand the equation for the fugly recipe this pairing was so obviously destined to create? Demi was decent looking before all of her surgeries but Bruce was never hot to begin with. I’d venture a guess and say that his poor gene pool would class with just about anyone.
Well, you can’t inherit plastic surgery
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve got two words for you: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
That’s 4 words dickwad.
actually it’s three, but who’s counting?
it affects brain development…get it?
good thing mom + dad are super rich.
Fish,
Not cool. Parents choose the limelight; kids don’t.
Rumer DOES. She wants to be a famous actress, so she is fair fucking game.
Actually, they’ve both thrust their own ugly asses out into the limelight. Especially Rumor, she’s now a “model/actress.” What a joke.
at least they both have hair.
They do have that third daughter, Tallulah Belle, who we never hear about. Is she so horrendous that they keep her chained in the basement?
she was featured on this site at Coachella, sporting a trashy tattoo and a ciggie hanging from her mouth.
She’s no better than the other two. Genetics can sure play some nasty tricks.
They both look like Bruce Willis is drag.
What did Demi’s vagina do? You HAVE seen Bruce Willis before, no? Mystery solved.
So I thought that it was Robert Redford that paid the million to sleep with Demi; Apparently it was actually comedian Harland Williams.
Ha ha ha! Thats so funny!
Lay off her…she’s starving
+1
That’s John Goodman in a dress.
Sweet Jumpin’ Jasus, that’s a whole lotta ugly.
What a very cruel thing to write about the Willis girls. They look perfectly fine to me. And if they don’t look fine to the writer of that nasty caption, how is it their fault? They’re human beings with feelings. They hurt just as bad as people who don’t have superstars for parents. What a sad world we live in where two young women are insulted in print for merely walking down the street.
They hurt just as bad as kids without celebrity parents? Are you fucking serious? Rumor Willis wouldn’t make it as a porn fluffer if she didn’t have celebrity parents whose influence got her, or should I say “it” work. Do you know what that little potato headed freak would be doing right now if she had average parents? She would be working on a road crew, and her sister would be right next to her. Hell, they both look pretty sturdy. They might have been good at it.
Clicked on the wrong link, didn’t you Shayben.
Pinky and Leather Tuscadero… as comets.
great suzi quatro/happy days reference~
looks like blood in Rumors nose… ?
At least the Kardashian’s have someone to look down at
True true.
Its like I’m looking at a failed white coat experiment, but with good boobs.
All three daughters look just like Bruce. His German genes are strong. Aside from that, Demi’s pretty, but her features and bone structure have never been anything special.
that’s a man.
a face only bruce can love
Is this a poster for the new JAWS movie?
the one in the pink looks like a man dressed up as a girl I can’t seriously.Demi is so pretty wtf is up with her kids.
With all the money thier Mother spends on herself to ward off time, you would think she might have thrown those ugly-ass dogs a bone and sprung for a little beautification. At least get the Doc to bust those humungous jaws open and cut off the slack.
Holy shit I’m blind.
+1
I imagine they look just like Demi did before her surgeries.
That’s Will Sasso in the pink dress.
Scout: I’m fat, I can sing like Adele, here, I’ll show ya! ♫ DA DA DI DAAA ♫
Rumer: Security! Four! Use four tranquilizing darts this time!
Scout: ♫ Baby, baby, baby oooh, My baby, baby, baby noo ♫
Rumer: Make that eight…
No post dedicated to Alexander Skarsgard but THIS? I need to wash my eyes. So much chin!! My eyes will never adjust. But in all seriousness, do the paparazzi really think anyone needs to see this? I wish they’d dedicate their time to more important things like hunting down Suri Cruise. These beasts don’t need to make it to the internet.
ugly and uglier
She’s morphing !!!!!!!
Chin chimminee chin chimminee chin chin cherooo…. the ugly comes out when the Bruce fucks with youuuuuu….
HAHAHAHAHA. It’s like a terrifying twist on a beloved childrens song.
It is so sad to look at these two fuglys, just think, even with all the plastic surgery in the world they would both look ugly. Luckily, I once heard a song about ” Getting an Ugly Girl to Marry U” and I think there might still be hope for them in an arranged marriage in India.
Neck down, Rumer is a fine piece of ass. Neck up, look at the bright side – you wouldn’t have to go pumpkin shopping on Halloween.
Well, since no one is going to say anything nice about them, their nails look nice! That’s it.
Ugly girls, ugly clothes, ugly jewelery, ugly shoes……
I am still 100% certain that is a man in the pink.
me too !!
Family of Mouth Breathers.
What this picture is telling me, is: “Adele and Adele were spotted leaving an Adele concert last night…”