Despite having the exact same facial structure as Glenn Quagmire, Rumer Willis is now the new face of Badgley Mishka thus keeping alive the proud Hollywood tradition of making whatever falls out of a wealthy vagina a model. What concerns me the most all about this, is that her mom buys plastic surgery in bulk, yet can’t forgo one knee-tuck to sand her daughter’s chin down to a tolerable Reese Witherspoon level. Not only would it boost Rumer’s confidence, but also provide her with a valuable tool for self-defense. Not that her current Hammer of Thor approach isn’t working, but I think we can all agree stabbing is more lady-like.
Rumer Willis is a Model. I Guess.
January 13th, 2011 // 117 Comments
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