Rumer Willis Won Dancing With The Stars If Anyone Gives A Shit

In case you can’t tell we’re barreling towards a holiday weekend, you’re looking at a post about Rumer Willis winning Dancing With The Stars last night because I’ve already got my scraping stick out. Granted, Photo Boy tossed together a photo gallery of her butt, that’s… actually not different at all from our normal work day. Forget I said anything. We’re good here.

NOTE: I would’ve had more pics of Rumer’s performance, but I used the last of our premium photos on Britney Spears hearing the word “poop” because that’s the kind of tight ship I run, and you’re richer for it.

Photo: Getty