And Now Back To Celebrity Groins

April 23rd, 2014 // 47 Comments

My last post involved not equating with homosexuals with pedophiles which required way more critical thinking than some of you prefer or are even capable of, so fortunately for you here’s Rumer Willis flashing her panties. And guess what? They cover her vagina! ZOLY COW THE ZEXY PUD YOUR PENIS IN PLACE!

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Well, anything to distract from the face, I suppose. Good move on her part.

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    Cock Dr
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    It looks like a classy gathering indeed.

  3. Her body says, “Demi,” but her face says, “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”

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    As long as I don’t have to look at that face, I would.

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    finster
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    Serious question. What does this person do for a living? Is she an actor? Does she do commercials? Or is she one of these whoring reality stars?

  6. CrashHell

    There has to be something to say about a society where the best we have is, “…well at least she’s wearing underwear.” Something, but I can’t say what there is to say really…

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    MZ MIZRY
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    lol @ the desperation.

    • I don’t think she’s desperate. Clearly she has a special someone in her life who has convinced her that she looks great. Otherwise how could she ever leave the house?

  8. Would that thy panties cover the face. Then wouldst I consider coitus

  9. Shit.
    Could still see the face.

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    poop
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    I love it. Forehead to nose = Demi. Nose to chin = Bruce. Genetics really are 50/50.

  11. Is it true Bruce is offering a Million Bucks to Marry, 5 after 7 years

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    Scroll down the screen so her head is out of view… much better.

  13. Rumer Willis Panty Flash Vagina Shield 5th Annual ELLE Women In Music Celebration
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    Not going to lie. I would nail her in a heartbeat and brag about it. That body is smokin’ hot!

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    Margaret
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    did she cut that out herself/assistant/drone/slave?

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    Margaret
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    The new Ambassador from Vulcan to see you, Craptain.

  16. You know, I’m very aware that her face is all kind of fugly, but it’s like my penis always said: “Who are you trying to kid here? Of course you would fuck that!”

    Worse comes to worse, there’s always the Paper Bag fetish to back up on.

  17. Where's Dildo

    I think dad gave Demi the ol’ McClain uppercut, in utero and it flipped around her skull and pelvic bones.

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    Magenta Pubic Hair?

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    baccusvd
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    you know what, maybe I am starting to like people with faces shaped like feet… but she looks pretty damn hot.

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    …she’s the one with the hot little bubble-butt, right? all these pictures day after day are actually starting to desensitize me to her localized acromegaly (trademark), she’s growing on me. (like her jaw *rimshot*)

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    donkeylicks
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    Die Hard With A Vaginence

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    Bob
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    Even though she’s got her mom’s body (and probably had her jaw reshaped to give her face a leaner appearance)…she still looks too much like her dad for me to be turned on.

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    Just say no
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    Someone’s being sexually assaulted in the background.

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    She has my attention, I would probably have sex with her now.

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    whatever
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    There is no getting past the fact that she is incredibly ugly. Maybe a complete restructuring of the bonestructure of her face will make her pretty. Maybe. Or not.

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    Lou
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    I think she looks great! She’s not photogenic but when she smiles she’s gorgeous. Give her a break!

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    rican
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    She definitely has the legs, but I wonder if she’s mature enough to take on Sara Jessica Parker. I mean, maybe for the shorter races, but the 1.5 miles of Belmont…

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    Ralph
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    She could be a stable mate of Sarah Jessica Parker. Nehhhh.

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    Ralph
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    Her pink crotch shot is a nice touch.

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