Here’s Rumer Willis in LA yesterday, and the term “butterface” really doesn’t do these photos any type of justice at all. What they need is a brave new term that fully encapsulates learning Rocky Dennis had an awesome pair of yams the whole time. Something like “wowgodisadick-face” or “ihatemypenis-puss.” Either one.
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As long as she doesn’t have a bush like her mama I’d do some illegal things to her.
She’s 22.
Who cares that Fred Segal works at 7-11 ?
Is “Fred Segal” what they call 7-11 in LA?
Them are some ripe melons. Nice ass too. She’s donkey punch material.
Bruce Willis has nice tits.
But he isn’t fooling anyone with those hair extensions. Snooki’s look better.
You just know she’d try extra hard, which just might make up for the Quagmire mug.
she actually looks nice from this angle.
She looks like Howard stern with tits
Nice ta-ta’s
Quagmire finally got his own set of boobs to play with.
winner!!!
giggity
Definitely face down in the Pillow
i think she got too much from bruce not that demi gave her bad genes
its really the chin from bruce that isnt made 4 a girl
Usually a kid will come out looking like either his mother or father. When it’s a true hybrid of the parent’s, the results are only Rumer.
I don’t think Rumor got those low hanging genes from mom…Demi has implants, and these are too misshapen to be fake. It’s easy to be mislead by the pleasing curve of decently sized young boobs, but if you look critically, they are about 6″ lower on her chest than boobs are supposed to be.
Did you adjust for pants height? I agree they’re real, and spectacular.
You have a low bar for spectacular. I’m not looking at pants height, I’m looking at the billboard sized swath of skin between her neck and where the boobs finally start.
I’d ride that forever and a day. Nice bangin tits and that pink skin, damn i’m horny as mofo……
Yummy, long legs. My wife and I both want to try this on…
She should grow a beard.
Deal breaker!
So that’s what Bruce Willis looks like with boobs.
Wtf? Exactly what iveski said! It’s Bruce Willis in drag! Absolutely hideous! And no. the titties dont make up for the rest :p
should all women who take after their dads (probly 50% of them) be called fugs now? i don’t get all the hate. besides i think she looks way more like her mom.
oh, and 69th! (damn straight i went there)
Is there not some type of surgery to correct this poor girl’s chin? Seriously….I feel kinda sorry for her. And, I never feel sorry for anybody.
YUPPY KY EYE BLEACH MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!
ok that make me lol :D
She is hideous to look at.
how sure are we that this isn’t Bruce Willis in drag?
plastic surgery called, apparently it’s for you
Sweet titties, but I can’t get past that face. She should do something about that Frankenstein jaw
Rumer, beautiful lady, looks stunning. I love her mother Demi Moore who is a beautiful woman.
Hi Ashton!
I have the weirdest boner right now
Bruce Willis isn’t the father. The father can be seen here:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2332/2219267962_6a36f9f819_b.jpg
Time to be tender with my Mrs Potato Head.
Time to be tender with my Mrs Potato Head… I wish it was the first time.
She looks like her father in drag.
She’s basically super deluded, thinks that if she dyes her hair red she can get away with freakishly white skin. And a mutated boulder of a chin.
Yeah, she’s your poorman’s Rita Hayworth…
The lady on the left is some person she hires to pretend is her mom, so she doesn’t need to stand next to Demi in public…
She definitely takes after her dad and I bet her favorite food is spinach. She didn’t get his forearm genes though.
It’s a guy with tits, give me a break.
She looks like a cheap hooker. Yeesh.
And the runner up for Ms Buttaface is Rumor Willis. Sarah Jessica Parker remains the winner.
Checking out other photos on line. It almost looks as though she had some of Bruce’s penile implants put in her boobs my mistake. Those are definitely thin pendulous tennis balls in a sock boobs. I’m sure without a bra – she’d have to kick them around the room.
She looks like Bruce Willis with long hair and tits…Ugh!
First photo Ive seen of her in years, still has the Bruce face but its better than the last time I seen her. Curious to know if those are real and she takes after mommy or she just another walking plastic piece?
She actually looks like Green Goblin in the 4th photo… terrifying.
Bruce Willis sighted on the set of “Die Hard -5 more inches to Transgendence.”
These are actually pictures of Heidi Montag. The red wig was supposed to throw off the pop. before she got her face done.
I hate the 70s fashion making a comeback. Hate everything about the 70s and 80s. But those are some world class tits!
Woman!
Let take a look down those pants to see if she has Demi’s massive bush.
Those look too good to be plastic… they look milky good!
(can’t believe I’d ever say that about Rumor willis)
She would look great with a pearl necklace.