Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis Some Good Genes After All

July 7th, 2011 // 141 Comments

Here’s Rumer Willis in LA yesterday, and the term “butterface” really doesn’t do these photos any type of justice at all. What they need is a brave new term that fully encapsulates learning Rocky Dennis had an awesome pair of yams the whole time. Something like “wowgodisadick-face” or “ihatemypenis-puss.” Either one.

Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, WENN


  1. great idea giving the girls some air! :D and the bigger the shades the better. but those shorts do her ass no justice. way lower rising please, trust me..

  2. Derek117

    Or Demi took Rumer to an excellent surgeon.

    • Drew

      You think those are “excellent”? Her chin has better shape.

      Oh how society’s standards have plummeted.

    • the surgeon. Demi was initially small. she had a good body

      • DrRic

        They look too saggy to be fake. Fake tits can sag, but it takes years of bra-less coke-whoring, (see Lohan, L).

        Equally, she looked pretty flat before. Same magic bra Paris hilton uses?

      • Big Ass Bunny Feet

        It doesn’t take years for fake tits to sag. It takes about a year if you don’t take care of them. Hers are fake since she went from flat to chesty in the past but they do look good. As for the rest of her…

  3. At the risk of stating the obvious,

    “Gah! It’s Bruce Willis with a red wig and tits!”

  4. Josephus

    I didn’t realize you could get fake tits to pass on “incredible tits” genes. This is science’s greatest achievement.

  5. DogBoy

    genes? …ummm, they could be as fake as Mom’s too. not impressed

  6. Coyote

    Excuse me but Demi is NOT natural – She is man-made, Genes are not involved. As far as Rumor is concerned, no matter how many bags you use, you still know what under there.

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    She’s a Bengal. Nice uniform, ugly helmet.

  8. Shooter

    She’s a Bengal. Nice uniform, ugly helmet.

    • if by uniform you mean her outfit then i’ll strongly disagree. her body rocks but she has a habit of wearing clothes that ‘put’ her waist too high. google the ‘golden ratio in nature’. what’s absolutely attractive is absolutely scientific..

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    DOucHe BaGELs
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    I bet they would need the jaws of life to remove those shorts……..get it, “jaws” as in “JAW”, as in she has a fucking big JAW!

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    whiskey brown
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    Interesting how a woman can wear a bra and still look like she is not wearing a bra.

  11. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
    Dude of Dudes
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    What does that tattoo on her arm say? “Objects in mirror may be uglier than they appear?”

  12. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
    Dude of Dudes
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    Oh my God! HORF! I just wiped out a small carribean nation with my vomit tsunami…

  13. “Leaving Fred Segal”? Looks more like a gas station.

  14. fap

    She would make a great “village extra” in those shitty medieval type movies.

  15. Butthole Flavored

    How about “Damn!!! Look at the tits on the homely bitch!”

  16. rican

    So that’s what Bruce Willis looks like with great tits!

    • mugsy

      Lmao! I was thinking the same thing. She is one ugly reflection of her daddy. Look at her receeding (sp) hairline and her manly chin. Good boobs or no, she is not an attractive girl and that hair color is hidious.

  17. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    So you are saying she has genetic pre-disposition for plastic surgery?

  18. Then why do I see rough in your eyes?

    Good for her…

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    chris breezy boxing academy
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    Rumer is it true you’ll be playing the Joker in the next Batman movie?

  20. Go Galt

    I bet she would be very satisfying in bed. Knowing she’s an ugly chick, she’s kept her body attractive, which deserves props as it shows she still wants to be seen as a sex object — and she probably makes up for her lack of looks with enthusiastic technique. Good head, anyone? Ironic, yes, but I’d give her a chance to impress me.

  21. Compound9

    Okay not to be mean i love bruce but i think this might be elephant mans kid.

  22. Ah, yes. The dominant fake-breast gene. It looks like she got (o)(o) from Demi . . .

  23. chev70

    If they’re real (and they look real) they would be from Bruce’s family-line. Demi’s real tit’s were teeny- weeny.

  24. Just take the damn things out already. We get it. You like your tits and you know everyone else does too. I will agree that they are wonderful so stop the tease and pull them out for God’s sake.

  25. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    You know there are people out in East India who have no chins tonight.

  26. Venom

    I am sorry, this bitch is super fugly.
    I don’t think I could even fuck her if she offered to buy me a Ferrari.

  27. WTF

    It must have been Bruce Willis that gave her the good genes, since Bruce has bigger tits than Demi’s natural ones. She was flat as a pancake before getting her awful looking bolt-ons.

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    Steven Tyler
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  29. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    Oh tits, is there any problem you can’t solve?

  30. Deacon Jones

    Well, HELLO There! Where’d did you two come from???

    How bout “I’mtakingonefortheteam Face”

    • MrsWrong

      FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Head Transplant Candidate or HTC. Its appropriate because HTC also stands for Hate This Crap and Hit The Cooch

  31. Donald Trump

    All the titties in the world can’t distract from that fugly face.

  32. Turd Ferguson

    Lot’s of chicks have great racks.
    That face cant make any pair worth looking at, just nasty.

  33. cc

    I don’t where she got everything else, but she inherited that chin from Quagmire.

  34. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    Holy hell. If she dressed like that more often I could possibly overlook the fact that she looks like Bruce Willis with hair.

    • zebop

      I probably should clean my glasses. I thought she looked like Bruce Willis with tits.

      34 PICS of this pre-op tranny? Seriously?

  35. Steven Tyler

    Dude looks like a lady.

  36. Frank Burns

    Can’t even work up a “butterface” award for this one.

  37. Balou

    At least they are drawing the eye downward.

  38. Cock Dr

    The vast majority of men would fuck her eagerly, especially after a few drinks in a dimly lit bar, or a lot of drinks at the company picnic (it would take more due to the daylight factor).

  39. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    those are the ugliest shorts.

  40. Russell Perry

    Looks like Russell Brand’s head with Katy Perry’s boobs. And it’s freaking me out.

  41. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    She Has a Bangin’ Sexy BoD and Soft Pale Skin~ U LiL Boys out in LA R so Trifling!

  42. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    yeah her Dad didn’t do her Chin any favors but U Know what she is Sexy and if she can find the right Look for her features she’ll do well in finding herself.

  43. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    gorgeous rack. and demi had nothing to do with it.

  44. Oh, Fishy … the Rocky Dennis reference literally has me in tears, laughing. And I haven’t even had my Diet Coke yet!

  45. ClemsonDevil

    My penis is confused.

  46. Nanook

    If they ever remake “Cry Baby”, I think they’ve found their Hatchet Face.

  47. Clarence Beeks

    what the hell is with those high waisted short shorts? they look horrible on everyone.

    She is so fucking ugly. I have no idea why she would want to be an actress and put herself out there like this- all it does is open her up to get shredded.

  48. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    OMG – look gud BB!

  49. Rumer Willis Cleavage Breasts
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    Love the creepy camera man in the back checking out her ass.

  50. General Disarray

    This is like a really twisted trap for some dude with beer goggles.
    One shot of side-boob looks good so you overlook the butterface. You get her home, unwrap the whole package and find out all you really have is a naked Bruce Willis in drag lying in your bed.
    I fucking hate when that happens. I mean, ya know…to my buddies. I feel for bad for them.

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