Here’s Rumer Willis in Maui over the weekend because it’s my job to educate people like myself who wonder if her body’s as unfortunate as her face. Turns out the answer is “Not quite, but almost,” so can somebody write that down in a log somewhere for future generations? I can’t see how they wouldn’t want to know about this.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
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Well, not a bad body but still not enough to distract us from that face.
her face is ok. if she wasnt famous id def wanna bang
Uh…NO
He teflon girdle hung juxtapose willing evil
“The eagle flies at midnight…the eagle flies at midnight…”
She has no idea how to pick a bathing suit that fits.
I had a friend once tell me to go up a couple of sizes on bikini bottoms “So you’ll get more coverage.”
“So you’ll end up looking like you’re wearing a saggy diaper?!”
Some women are just idiots.
Sigh, living proof that two beautiful people will not always produce a beautiful spawn. Actually, more often than not, the strong features of two beautiful people do not mesh well. This is an example of one of those times.
I wonder if the kids would have looked better if she had reproduced with Estevez.
Ooh someone make a baby mashup! I don’t gots the skillz. :D
Is that really the problem? Or is it just that she looks like her dad? Who else sees Bruce Willis in a bikini?
Haley Joel Osment syndrome.
diaper-kini!!
You can depend on Depends.
Block the chin, raise arms to pull up boobs…almost can pass for a young Demi herself.
So close! Go for the Montag Shave!!!
With a face like her’s, did anyone expect a nice body?
Ewwwwww
To me, a woman’s body is like a work of art. Beautiful….. Not this time.
She is a work of art that wound up on the scrap pile.
What, you’ve never seen a Salvador Dali painting?
It’s like one of those famous optical illusions: are the boobs in front of the face, or is the face in front of the boobs? The chin skews any chance of perspective.
She’s a butterfaceandbody.
Penis deflation in 5…4…3…2…1….0
You’re too slow – I think actual penile inversion took place sometime around “3″.
Please don’t ever post granny panty bikini photos of taterhead ever again…
Her body’s not bad, that’s just a fucking horrible bikini.
On her behalf, she DOES have a nice flat tummy!
(That is what is known in the trades as a silver lining!)
Her body is not that bad, it’s just a fugly swimsuit
YippieeKaNAY! Would rather f the moth…eh, step-mother!!
Hawt
why does this girl get ANY publcity? she doesn’t DO anything.
You could say that about a dozen different “celebrities” regularly featured here. I don’t think you’re new here—haven’t you recognized the bullshit nature of celebrity culture by now?
The top says Jr High, the bottom says Grandma.
Don’t worry about Rumer.
Her family’s money and power within the entertainment industry will always provide her with a wonderful lifestyle and a variety of attractive sex partners no matter what her face or ass looks like.
I thought I was reading a comment by Randall till I checked the name.
Shitty face and shitty body, this poor girl just can’t catch a break, well except for her massive inheritance that is.
Given the backdrop of flesh in this pic. She is a great example of beauty…
You guys make fun of her all you like. But when terrorists take over your airport and the only way to get at them is to find someone with a chin powerful enough to bust down a heavy vault door, I bet you’ll be singing a different tune.
This young lady has all the money and connections in Hollywood, yet she still can’t get into a plastic surgeon’s office to saw down that jaw line. I don’t get it.
at least she looks good from behi……nevermind
Talk about getting the shit-end of the stick. Your mom is Demi and you look like Bruce. That must eat away at her on a daily basis. Sort of like Willow Smith looking like a Will clone.
She could use some squats.
I’d need a fair bit of help from my buddies Jim, Jack and José before tapping that.
Ah, who am I kidding? I’d spelunk that junk in a heartbeat – she’s got a pulse, right?
Barf.
I’d just put a bag over her head… and her body… then cut holes in a few strategic places… and do my business.
Her body is the equivalent of a 16 hand in blackjack. Any direction you look at it, it’s just not good.
I don’t see a problem. She has a beautiful body! So what, she’s not wearing a skanky bathing suit.. I say, GOOD for her!
Rumor’s never going to read this so don’t bother trying to say nice things in hopes of she-banging her.
so hit man bruce willis with a bounty on his head goes thru a portal to a weird dimension and finds a younger bruce with a bikini on his body. (played by the amazing joseph gordon levitt)
Just all-around unfortunate looking :( Her mother was never that shit-hot anyways … just a flat, meh face, semi-attractive at best, with a ton of plastic surgery and an ego the size of Cincinnati. I think if the children had been born male, they’d perhaps have been a little better-looking. Or no ? I think all three of them are hideous, lol !
I have a couple of nudes of Demi Moore when she was quite young — late teens or early 20s — and she was hotter than a pizza oven!
Eh, still average … flat-faced. There is worse, but …
Oh, no, she committed the crime of not having gigantic hooters! Let’s all make fun of her online!
Why are — much to our dismay — still the paparazzi after her ?
I think she’s messed her ‘big girl pants.’
If she does the backstroke everyone is going to yell “shark!”
either that, or helicopters will try to land on her chin thinking it’s Long Island.
Rumer has it that Samantha Ronson prowls the sea, searching for fresh fish to devour.
Body by Nautilus, swimsuit by grandma, and face by Picasso.
Not bad. With her resources why doesn’t she fix her face? I mean all sorts of people that don’t need plastic surgery get it done, she needs it. Her body is ok tho.
Roooooomy!
She’s ugly but in a pretty way! Call me!
barrel ass
She’s still richer than anyone commenting on here, looks better than the majority of the country who is obese, and seems to be keeping out of trouble, unlike lots of celeb kids! Leave her alone!
Looks alien.
Not exactly classic beauty material, but neither the post-apocalyptic landscape you would expect from the poor thing’s unorthodox mug. I say she focuses on her non-facial assets and we may even be looking at a career here. Long and lean with miles of legs and a good waist to hip ratio is always close to my heart.