There’s Another Royal Baby Already

Say what you will about the Royal Family and why no one should give a fuck about the British Monarchy, but at the end of the day, these people know how to poop out a baby and get this shit over with as quickly as possible. Because here’s Kate Middleton and Prince William already showing off Charlotte Elizabeth DianaHer Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge to you, peasant. – even though I’m almost positive this kid was born five minutes ago. If they have a third one, I’m pretty sure they’ll just dangle it out the window by the umbilical cord. “Catch a good look, guv’nah? Jolly good! Wheel it in, mum.”

And now for the part where mommy blogs criticize the Royal Car Seat and hope a newborn child dies exactly like her grandmother just so they can say they were right. As is tradition.

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