Here’s Rosie O’Donnell boarding her boat over the weekend, and I can only assume she was on her way to tackle some pirates. Fortunately for them, Navy SEALs showed up first and slit their throats because otherwise… Jesus. I don’t even want to think about it.
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#48 Sorry, I mean #46. Seriously, WTF, “pee pee”?
I bet she hasn’t flung a koosh in like a year or two.
Is that Rosie or Meatloaf in that first pic?
Not quite Paradise by the Dashboard light…
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka is not aging well at all.
Anyone have pics of her in bikini?
Wanna buy some?
Wow, she is soooo pretty!
Now excuse me while I vomit..
Cant’….stop….throwing…..up….oh God….help….kill me….make it stop….
Somebody once said her farts smell even more rancid than she looks.
I wonder if she was going tuna fishing.
I could not decide:
I wonder when the baby is due?
or
She is a lesson to seamen everywhere.
i usually like looking at pics of celebs when they are not all done up, to see the more human side of them, but i feel like this has gone a little too far. rosie was obviously not expecting to be photographed here, and was just doing her thing. yes, she has camel toe, but seriously, she’s at home, going on her boat by herself!! it was obviously not intentional, and she’s not in public, so who cares?
rosie has always presented herself in the media as a really real person, which is why i truly respect her. show me paris and kim all you like………. they have built their names around being fake. but rosie has never been like that. it is unfair to exploit someone who’s always been so open and real to the public in the first place.
team rosie!!!
MY EYES!!! Oh Lord!!,…you can see her “Brontosaurus toe!”
Why god?! WHY won’t you let us unsee things?!
it’s going to take a lot of everclear to hurt my brainthing enough to blur this image!
OMG they found Frederica Bimmel
Can’t tell if she looks more like a dyke or pirate. Both accessorize with absurd tats, torn sleeveless shirts & bandanas. And that may be a parrot in her shorts.
Shame you, superficial, for posting this picture. I hate you
The moose knuckle.
The camel toe’s bigger scarier brother.
What a fucking pig.
Nasty. Now I’ll need to go barf up my lunch.
THE HARPOONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha-ha-ha!!
I just about pissed my pants reading some of these comments. Funny stuff.
Hey you guys make fun of this hog, but let me to tell you, to a 50-year old laid off IT worker like me who lives in his mom’s basement, there’s no such thing as bad pussy.
Plus, she actually makes this obese computer nerd look relatively slim… two-for-one special!
God who am I kidding? I’m a miserable fat fucker…..
RPG, over & out!
MOM! Stop it! I told you to stop dressing like that mom! How am I supposed to hate everyone when you look like that?
Oh, uh, before I forget, Obamunists are criminals and Rush is god.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
OMG is that a camel toe?? *vomit*
Wow Rosie could swallow a whole fleet of pirates in that camel toe. Someone should alert the FBI! (too soon?)
What a gross fat dike.
#53 i think the correct song is “Paradise by the Smörgåsbord Light”
HOLY SHIT !
She looks exactly like her sprite bottle in the first pic (right down to the camel toe)
Ew…she is almost as fat as Kim Kardashian.
Nasty- I just threw up all my Easter Sunday food!
pic #2 is a view her last girlfriend must have had to endure on a regular basis.
*hork*
@ 62
Brontosaurus? I thought she was a Likalotapus?
One of the few times I’ve actually sat squinting at my monitor saying “Jesus Christ” outloud.
Rosie, please find a little respect for yourself…
Yikes, just fucking yikes.
Honestly, this ‘THING’ is important for what again? She is such a nasty POS that can’t even take care of herself.
White Trash with Money…and a loudmouth.
Can’t you just imagine this sweet thing in a thong doing a ‘pole-dance’ ?
One word can describe this tub of goo, but I’d rather use … terrible, brutal, appalling, vicious, fearful, wicked, dreadful, evil, awful, cruel, frightful, vile, horrible, horrific, horrendous, hideous, ghastly, dire, unhallowed, unblessed, secular, ungodly, blasphemous, immoral, unconsecrated, outrageous, disgraceful, scandalous, shocking, atrocious.
And just plain “Fat -&- Ugly”
Oh fuck I just threw up all over myself. I mean SWEET GENTLE JESUS she is a fucking SEA TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#53 i think the correct song is “Paradise by the Smörgåsbord Light”
HORRENDOUS. I feel for her lover. *GAG*
BTW, not that I’m missing any irony in the fact that you can click on “full size” underneath the photo, but if you do, look at the splotch on her shorts above her left knee. Total penis. That’s better than finding Jesus in your toast.
ZOMG! I thought that was Bam Bam Bigalo!
she looks like my uncle tracy if he was fatter
and uglier
There is no excuse for those shorts(?). Men’s underpants weren’t cute on Sarah Jessica Parker and they are REALLY not cute on Rosie O’Donnell – especially when her t-shirt doesn’t cover her gut and unimaginables!
GROSS!
That ain’t Camel Toe boys, that’s Moose Knuckle.
If I was a religious person,I’d think that God just punished me by Googling “Celebrity Moose Knuckle” a few months ago.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Wow……Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka has really let himself go.
This woman has enough money to afford a pair of pants!! WTF?????????
Are those mens boxer briefs she is wearing? Are we sure she’s a SHE?
Ah, a fat lesbian redneck slob with tattoos lighting up a cigarette, she’s living the American dream for sure.
@ 97, that’s not a cigarette, that is chap stick, she is trying to preserve her lips, god only knows why she is bothering, look at the rest of her!
i swear i see chest hair in the first pic
What a fat slob. She is as big as a beached whale only not as pretty….