Here’s Rosie O’Donnell boarding her boat over the weekend, and I can only assume she was on her way to tackle some pirates. Fortunately for them, Navy SEALs showed up first and slit their throats because otherwise… Jesus. I don’t even want to think about it.
Photos: Splash News































sasha | April 13, 2009 at 12:33 pm
ouch
Hamburgler007 | April 13, 2009 at 12:33 pm
She is every mans fantasy.
Pyrett Lova | April 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
i wanna lick that.
abgenre | April 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
first?
green_eyes | April 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Ugh. Camel toe. I just lost my lunch.
Dean | April 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
EWWW Camel toe! *vomit
Will | April 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Rosie toe? OH GOD MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
ultradev | April 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Oh god … it looks like she pissed herself in the second pic
Jrz | April 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm
She looks like a big Samoan dude.
gross | April 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm
wow…is that a dick? She looks terrible….
Hope | April 13, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I wonder if she’s availabe ot help me move furniture this weekend.
Soop | April 13, 2009 at 12:43 pm
The best thing for sailors everywhere would be for her to be taken hostage. The pirates would never, I mean NEVER, risk their ocular health again. They’d return to subsistance fishing and the waterways would be safe once again.
SoTe | April 13, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ladies, this is what u want to show ur man right before they are about to come a little too soon. Mind u, there’s a risk their dick will die afterwards but worth the risk.
Jenn | April 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm
…..holy cow. I think i’ve burned my retinas.
Big Al | April 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm
What a schlub she is!
mad on her | April 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm
SEX ON LEGS
mmm | April 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm
sweaty vagina!
JimO | April 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Yum
Jimbo | April 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm
No wonder she is a lesbian
Vintage ROUGH | April 13, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Good lord, Rosie is hung and thick, now thats what i call the first of fury! i feel sorry for rosie’s gf…
hah | April 13, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Hah! She’s fat! She looks like a man!
Hahahahah
oh wait, no one cares
Fiz | April 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
CAMEL TOE.
Joe | April 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm
#5, I think that is what is commonly referred to as “Moose Knuckle”…
Biggest Loser | April 13, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@5-7 I have to agree. Rosie’s camel toe? C’mon Fish, you can do better than that.
Now I have to go cower in the corner because I’m scared.
Lou | April 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm
So, is that the kids she picked out for this trip? You know, the one she takes along and then molests? It’s not just the gay men, the lesbians are predators too. Just goes to show, it’s not choice or preference, it’s perversity. There’s no need to tolerate it, much less consider it an “alternative” with equivalent moral or legal support.
Jimbo | April 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@23 I thought it was called “Elephant Knuckle”
Ron Burgandy | April 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Dee-ah-go, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
EB | April 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Instant soft-on
Anus Licker | April 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm
HOW CAN ANY PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE, EAT THAT DISGUSTING BEASTLY DIKE OUT.
Dr. Fill | April 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm
SWEATY CAMELTOE – UGH! Her wife divorced her, RIGHT??! I can’t even imagine what that poor woman went though…
snow | April 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
” call me Ishmael “
Tom K | April 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
She looks like a white ape!!!! I see she’s eating well!!!
cavy | April 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
She’s probably sick and tired of hearing that Kim Kardashian is fat at size 2 and that Mischa Barton is too skinny with cellulite….us women can’t compete, keep up or appease anyone these days, so why the fuck not just do what ya want? Go Rosie!
sane | November 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Ummm….not go Rosie! she is a disgusting person who is perverse, sick, and self rightious. I normally would not agree with the harsh words on here, but this thing deserves it. The only place this thing needs to “go” is in a hole where whe cannot bother human kind again! I guess we will have to wait for her to burn in hell!
Throwing Up in My Mouth | April 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Dear, dear God …
Galtacticus | April 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I don’t see a case of beer? Instead of that she’s drinking some soft drink.I’m surprised.
The One Who Knows | April 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Looks more like one of those GIANT CLAMS that trap your leg if you get caught in it. Is she pregnant?? Or did she just eat a kid??
Marketta | April 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Snow @ 31 made me choke.
Rachel | April 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
And I bet it smells lovely.
Fritz | April 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
It’s Man-Bear-Pig!!
var cross | April 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I can see the toe from space but…where is the camel?
Courtyardpigeon | April 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Gene Simons has really let himself go
Vintage ROUGH | April 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Rosie Odonelle: Labia hunter I like that caption better and so would she…
Andy | April 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Her boobs are almost as big as Phil Mickelson’s.
Sauron | April 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The cameltoe is quite surprising.
testington | April 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I just watched the Nip/Tuck episode where Rosie gets attacked in the face by a bald eagle and they sew her mouth shut…good times
smarg | April 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
#29, she’s the bull. She’s the one who straps on the dildo and puts the fake fuck stick into her female partner’s pee pee and butt. Then, she bends over and forces her partner to eat her tossed salad, then, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I couldn’t continue….
obannionflunked | April 13, 2009 at 1:44 pm
She likes fish sticks
WTF Report | April 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm
#29 pee pee? When did they let 11 year olds comment here?
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shane | April 13, 2009 at 2:05 pm
God I hate this fat, nasty, no-talented, bull-dyke. loudmouthed piece of shit!!