Rosie O’Donnell: Pirate Hunter

April 13th, 2009 // 154 Comments

Here’s Rosie O’Donnell boarding her boat over the weekend, and I can only assume she was on her way to tackle some pirates. Fortunately for them, Navy SEALs showed up first and slit their throats because otherwise… Jesus. I don’t even want to think about it.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Hamburgler007

    She is every mans fantasy.

  2. Pyrett Lova

    i wanna lick that.

  3. abgenre

    first?

  4. green_eyes

    Ugh. Camel toe. I just lost my lunch.

  5. Dean

    EWWW Camel toe! *vomit

  6. Will

    Rosie toe? OH GOD MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

  7. ultradev

    Oh god … it looks like she pissed herself in the second pic

  8. Jrz

    She looks like a big Samoan dude.

  9. gross

    wow…is that a dick? She looks terrible….

  10. Hope

    I wonder if she’s availabe ot help me move furniture this weekend.

  11. Soop

    The best thing for sailors everywhere would be for her to be taken hostage. The pirates would never, I mean NEVER, risk their ocular health again. They’d return to subsistance fishing and the waterways would be safe once again.

  12. SoTe

    Ladies, this is what u want to show ur man right before they are about to come a little too soon. Mind u, there’s a risk their dick will die afterwards but worth the risk.

  13. Jenn

    …..holy cow. I think i’ve burned my retinas.

  14. Big Al

    What a schlub she is!

  15. mad on her

    SEX ON LEGS

  16. mmm

    sweaty vagina!

  17. No wonder she is a lesbian

  18. Good lord, Rosie is hung and thick, now thats what i call the first of fury! i feel sorry for rosie’s gf…

  19. hah

    Hah! She’s fat! She looks like a man!

    Hahahahah

    oh wait, no one cares

  20. Fiz

    CAMEL TOE.

  21. Joe

    #5, I think that is what is commonly referred to as “Moose Knuckle”…

  22. Biggest Loser

    @5-7 I have to agree. Rosie’s camel toe? C’mon Fish, you can do better than that.

    Now I have to go cower in the corner because I’m scared.

  23. Lou

    So, is that the kids she picked out for this trip? You know, the one she takes along and then molests? It’s not just the gay men, the lesbians are predators too. Just goes to show, it’s not choice or preference, it’s perversity. There’s no need to tolerate it, much less consider it an “alternative” with equivalent moral or legal support.

  24. @23 I thought it was called “Elephant Knuckle”

  25. Ron Burgandy

    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Dee-ah-go, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

  26. EB

    Instant soft-on

  27. Anus Licker

    HOW CAN ANY PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE, EAT THAT DISGUSTING BEASTLY DIKE OUT.

  28. Dr. Fill

    SWEATY CAMELTOE – UGH! Her wife divorced her, RIGHT??! I can’t even imagine what that poor woman went though…

  29. ” call me Ishmael “

  30. Tom K

    She looks like a white ape!!!! I see she’s eating well!!!

  31. cavy

    She’s probably sick and tired of hearing that Kim Kardashian is fat at size 2 and that Mischa Barton is too skinny with cellulite….us women can’t compete, keep up or appease anyone these days, so why the fuck not just do what ya want? Go Rosie!

    • sane

      Ummm….not go Rosie! she is a disgusting person who is perverse, sick, and self rightious. I normally would not agree with the harsh words on here, but this thing deserves it. The only place this thing needs to “go” is in a hole where whe cannot bother human kind again! I guess we will have to wait for her to burn in hell!

  32. Throwing Up in My Mouth

    Dear, dear God …

  33. Galtacticus

    I don’t see a case of beer? Instead of that she’s drinking some soft drink.I’m surprised.

  34. The One Who Knows

    Looks more like one of those GIANT CLAMS that trap your leg if you get caught in it. Is she pregnant?? Or did she just eat a kid??

  35. Marketta

    Snow @ 31 made me choke.

  36. Rachel

    And I bet it smells lovely.

  37. Fritz

    It’s Man-Bear-Pig!!

  38. var cross

    I can see the toe from space but…where is the camel?

  39. Courtyardpigeon

    Gene Simons has really let himself go

  40. Rosie Odonelle: Labia hunter I like that caption better and so would she…

  41. Andy

    Her boobs are almost as big as Phil Mickelson’s.

  42. Sauron

    The cameltoe is quite surprising.

  43. testington

    I just watched the Nip/Tuck episode where Rosie gets attacked in the face by a bald eagle and they sew her mouth shut…good times

  44. smarg

    #29, she’s the bull. She’s the one who straps on the dildo and puts the fake fuck stick into her female partner’s pee pee and butt. Then, she bends over and forces her partner to eat her tossed salad, then, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!

    Sorry. I couldn’t continue….

  45. obannionflunked

    She likes fish sticks

  46. WTF Report

    #29 pee pee? When did they let 11 year olds comment here?

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  48. shane

    God I hate this fat, nasty, no-talented, bull-dyke. loudmouthed piece of shit!!

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