Rosie O’Donnell is going to announce today on The View that she’s leaving the show and won’t return for another season. Producers of the show are already looking into a replacement, although they probably could’ve swapped her out with a giant pot-bellied pig and nobody would’ve known the difference. Except that maybe her voice was less annoying and she tasted more delicious when served with a side of eggs.
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HerpesHilton | April 25, 2007 at 7:17 am
It’s for the best. We wouldn’t want to see Elizabeth have a total meltdown on national TV, would we? And that’s where Rosie was pushing her.
gunit2074 | April 25, 2007 at 7:18 am
wait till she finds out the donald is replacing her ugly ass
sara luppino | April 25, 2007 at 7:18 am
First.. yeah thats prolly for the best
LadyJane | April 25, 2007 at 7:18 am
I hate Elizabeth Hasselback with the intensity of the strength of Sangina’s uber-gayness.
Don’t really care about Rosie.
td | April 25, 2007 at 7:21 am
I agree with the Don. How does this nasty ho have a career?
NicotineEyePatch | April 25, 2007 at 7:23 am
#1, depends on your concept of ‘we’.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 7:23 am
good fucking riddens- and i mean the view, not rosie- for sure that show is gonna tank without her.
those women are the most guileless, bourgeois whores i’ve ever seen. all they do is sit around and complain, complain, complain. whenever they have a guest who’s remotely interesting, they treat them with haughty disdain. as if any of those bitches should TALK. i hope that show burns in hell.
ivve | April 25, 2007 at 7:26 am
Bon bon voyage, bitch.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 7:27 am
did you see how they treated the girls next door? as if they COULD be bunnies if they wanted to be. when you’re soul-crushingly boring and ugly, it’s EASY to be virtuous. and then they treat jessica simpson like a goddess, because, because- because she doesn’t challenge their wind-up lifestyles.
in the words of chris rock: “ain’t nobody tryin’ to fuck with YOU.”
mztry | April 25, 2007 at 7:27 am
THIS SUCKS YOU STUPID A-HOLES!
DON’T DO IT ROSIE!
There goes the view…
BUH-BYE!
woodhorse | April 25, 2007 at 7:35 am
For Barbado Slim:
ASTROLOGY
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other:” Which do you think is farther away……….Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says: “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…….?????
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , “PULL OVER!”
” NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
BLONDES ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HelOOOooo,” answered the blonde, “they’re watch dogs!!”
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 7:44 am
Where do big-fat-dyke-out-of-work-talk-show host bucketmouths go? I hope not to New Jersey. We are a peaceful people…..
BarbadoSlim | April 25, 2007 at 7:49 am
Hahahahahaha nice Woody.
“… they probably could’ve swapped her out with a giant pot-bellied pig and nobody would’ve known the difference….”
And fishdoode, replace pot-bellied with full blown feral-hog and you’ve got perfection.
rrd | April 25, 2007 at 7:49 am
I hope this isn’t true! She brings life to that show.
PLEASE ROSIE….NOOOOOOOOOOO
schack | April 25, 2007 at 7:52 am
those are pretty fucking funny, 11. but i’m smelling jokebook. no?
the chicken | April 25, 2007 at 7:53 am
#13 No, you’ve got krazihottkelli.
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 7:55 am
Rosie is a lot of man.
amaritimer | April 25, 2007 at 7:56 am
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
The speaker was nearing the end of her lecture on healthy eating,
tits_on_snack | April 25, 2007 at 7:57 am
No matter how much I want to hate Rosie O’Donnell, I can’t. And I don’t even know why. There are a million reasons why I could and should hate her, yet for some reason I feel like she’s such an easy target that it’s pointless. Plus her stand-up was fucking funny, and I think if she were a man nobody would call her annoying or make fun of her weight. Because men are naturally annoying and fat.
oowhisperoo | April 25, 2007 at 8:00 am
1 down, 3 to go.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 8:03 am
why a clown? why not a priest?
whitegold | April 25, 2007 at 8:17 am
I really can’t stand anything about her.
anothershityear | April 25, 2007 at 8:19 am
#11 Astronomy?
good ones, ltm at a few of them
S.Jones, Rosie, i wonder how much the replacement is going to weigh
F-Sucker | April 25, 2007 at 8:20 am
I hope the Donald has something funny to say about this.
woodhorse | April 25, 2007 at 8:24 am
15 email – i’m not so talented as to write for fish…
D'arcy | April 25, 2007 at 8:29 am
I hardly know who Rosie is since where I live the only shows on TV are quiz shows and talk shows where toothless gypsies accuse one another of cheating.
But … yea. This site apparently has a strange transfixion on repeatedly posting gross pictures of her formless Jabba-the-Hutt-like face.
lattygirl | April 25, 2007 at 8:39 am
What took her so damn long?
woodhorse | April 25, 2007 at 8:43 am
#26 I love Borat.
lambman | April 25, 2007 at 9:00 am
I want Deborah Roberts (smart classy black lady from 20/20) to get the job. She co-hosted the show a few times back when they used to have a new black co-host every day after Star quit. She’d be perfect
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 9:01 am
As big as she is, she’s not leaving any ‘view’.
biatcho | April 25, 2007 at 9:10 am
I can’t even believe that people on here admitted openly to watching this show. I wouldn’t even wipe the ass of a dead rat with it. Who gives a fuck?
Or as krazihottkelli would put it… who freakin cares? r u ppl all freakin KRAZY?
seriously, omg lmao falaffel. freakin r.
fergernauster | April 25, 2007 at 9:28 am
I’ll be frank and admit that I like Rosie… now much moreso than when she hosted her own show years back. Those were the years in which she artfully concealed her TRUE range of emotions (i.e., rage, disdain and cynicism). I like that now she has the balls (to match her face) of a bull.
With her departure now imminent, “The View” will tank faster than Val Kilmer’s movie career.
DrPhowstus | April 25, 2007 at 9:31 am
@18 — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kellygirl57 | April 25, 2007 at 9:34 am
Now watch Bill O’Reilly try to take credit for this….”I’ve been pushing for her to be fired from The View for weeks, and finally I DID IT! This just in…I’m a huge douchbag. Back to you, Geraldo.”
PunjabPete | April 25, 2007 at 9:34 am
I bet she already has tickets booked back to Tatooine…….
HughJorganthethird | April 25, 2007 at 9:42 am
Apparently the view was cutting into her eating time, so she had to make a decision.
It’s all about priorities.
caljenna | April 25, 2007 at 9:44 am
@ 30 – LMAO!!!!
fergernauster | April 25, 2007 at 9:51 am
If she subjected herself to stomach-stapling and dropped, say, 100 lbs… would she be more appetizing? Because I must say… Al Roker is one hot, smokin’ stud now, and the chix are all over him.
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 10:00 am
The next episode should be:
“The Views Guide to Weightloss: How to lose 400lbs in one year”
pekpekshorts | April 25, 2007 at 10:03 am
She should start her own show with Rush Limbaugh. They’re both fat and racist. Fat people get away with being racist.
dcgirl | April 25, 2007 at 10:08 am
I watched the View today while I was at the Gym. I thought that Rosie said she was cutting back on her time on the View, but that she wasn’t leaving. I thought she said she was staying two more years, and will either be on once a week or will miss one day a week because of other committments.
The gym has really bad subtitles, so I could be wrong.
DrPhowstus | April 25, 2007 at 10:15 am
@40 — So do midgets! Someone cut off her legs!
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 10:21 am
That one day a week is Steak Day at CheeseCake day at Golden Coral. She would not want to miss that.
BaldingSuperhero | April 25, 2007 at 10:25 am
Hmm, she actually looks somewhat decent in that picture.
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 10:41 am
39–excellent!
Hey, anyone else up there see that little ad thing for Gay Cruises? Hee hee…..like, Tom?
carrie bradshaw | April 25, 2007 at 10:53 am
Upon hearing the news of Rosie’s departure, Elizabeth promptly ran to her dressing room and behind closed doors began to sing and dance
“Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.”
Libraesque | April 25, 2007 at 11:01 am
holy fuckity fuck….46 posts on a big fat ugly dyke and I don’t see my name anywhere.
I guess I’ve been gone from the fish too long
that being said, this show is gonna tank
biatch, I’m STILL not speaking to you
dcgirl | April 25, 2007 at 11:08 am
I was wrong. Or I read the subtitles wrong. She is indeed leaving.
Maybe she said she’d be back once a week. Or maybe it was once a year and I just can’t read and workout at the same time.
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 11:12 am
FINE…..jesus……Libra, you big dyke Yetti.
Donkey | April 25, 2007 at 11:18 am
At least now she can get back to her real job… stopping billy-goats from crossing her bridge and chasing village children.