Rosie O’Donnell leaving The View

April 25th, 2007 // 64 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell is going to announce today on The View that she’s leaving the show and won’t return for another season. Producers of the show are already looking into a replacement, although they probably could’ve swapped her out with a giant pot-bellied pig and nobody would’ve known the difference. Except that maybe her voice was less annoying and she tasted more delicious when served with a side of eggs.



  1. It’s for the best. We wouldn’t want to see Elizabeth have a total meltdown on national TV, would we? And that’s where Rosie was pushing her.

  2. gunit2074

    wait till she finds out the donald is replacing her ugly ass

  3. sara luppino

    First.. yeah thats prolly for the best

  4. LadyJane

    I hate Elizabeth Hasselback with the intensity of the strength of Sangina’s uber-gayness.
    Don’t really care about Rosie.

  5. td

    I agree with the Don. How does this nasty ho have a career?

  6. NicotineEyePatch

    #1, depends on your concept of ‘we’.

  7. schack

    good fucking riddens- and i mean the view, not rosie- for sure that show is gonna tank without her.

    those women are the most guileless, bourgeois whores i’ve ever seen. all they do is sit around and complain, complain, complain. whenever they have a guest who’s remotely interesting, they treat them with haughty disdain. as if any of those bitches should TALK. i hope that show burns in hell.

  8. ivve

    Bon bon voyage, bitch.

  9. schack

    did you see how they treated the girls next door? as if they COULD be bunnies if they wanted to be. when you’re soul-crushingly boring and ugly, it’s EASY to be virtuous. and then they treat jessica simpson like a goddess, because, because- because she doesn’t challenge their wind-up lifestyles.

    in the words of chris rock: “ain’t nobody tryin’ to fuck with YOU.”

  10. mztry



    There goes the view…


  11. woodhorse

    For Barbado Slim:

    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other:” Which do you think is farther away……….Florida or the moon?”
    The other blonde turns and says: “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…….?????

    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What’s the story?”
    He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
    She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , “PULL OVER!”
    ” NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
    The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
    The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
    The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
    To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
    She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
    Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HelOOOooo,” answered the blonde, “they’re watch dogs!!”

  12. jrzmommy♠

    Where do big-fat-dyke-out-of-work-talk-show host bucketmouths go? I hope not to New Jersey. We are a peaceful people…..

  13. BarbadoSlim

    Hahahahahaha nice Woody.

    “… they probably could’ve swapped her out with a giant pot-bellied pig and nobody would’ve known the difference….”

    And fishdoode, replace pot-bellied with full blown feral-hog and you’ve got perfection.

  14. rrd

    I hope this isn’t true! She brings life to that show.


  15. schack

    those are pretty fucking funny, 11. but i’m smelling jokebook. no?

  16. the chicken

    #13 No, you’ve got krazihottkelli.

  17. jrzmommy♠

    Rosie is a lot of man.

  18. amaritimer

    How do you drown a blonde?

    Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

    The speaker was nearing the end of her lecture on healthy eating,

  19. tits_on_snack

    No matter how much I want to hate Rosie O’Donnell, I can’t. And I don’t even know why. There are a million reasons why I could and should hate her, yet for some reason I feel like she’s such an easy target that it’s pointless. Plus her stand-up was fucking funny, and I think if she were a man nobody would call her annoying or make fun of her weight. Because men are naturally annoying and fat.

  20. oowhisperoo

    1 down, 3 to go.

  21. schack

    why a clown? why not a priest?

  22. whitegold

    I really can’t stand anything about her.

  23. anothershityear

    #11 Astronomy?
    good ones, ltm at a few of them

    S.Jones, Rosie, i wonder how much the replacement is going to weigh

  24. I hope the Donald has something funny to say about this.

  25. woodhorse

    15 email – i’m not so talented as to write for fish…

  26. D'arcy

    I hardly know who Rosie is since where I live the only shows on TV are quiz shows and talk shows where toothless gypsies accuse one another of cheating.
    But … yea. This site apparently has a strange transfixion on repeatedly posting gross pictures of her formless Jabba-the-Hutt-like face.

  27. lattygirl

    What took her so damn long?

  28. woodhorse

    #26 I love Borat.

  29. lambman

    I want Deborah Roberts (smart classy black lady from 20/20) to get the job. She co-hosted the show a few times back when they used to have a new black co-host every day after Star quit. She’d be perfect

  30. NCDave

    As big as she is, she’s not leaving any ‘view’.

  31. biatcho

    I can’t even believe that people on here admitted openly to watching this show. I wouldn’t even wipe the ass of a dead rat with it. Who gives a fuck?

    Or as krazihottkelli would put it… who freakin cares? r u ppl all freakin KRAZY?
    seriously, omg lmao falaffel. freakin r.

  32. fergernauster

    I’ll be frank and admit that I like Rosie… now much moreso than when she hosted her own show years back. Those were the years in which she artfully concealed her TRUE range of emotions (i.e., rage, disdain and cynicism). I like that now she has the balls (to match her face) of a bull.

    With her departure now imminent, “The View” will tank faster than Val Kilmer’s movie career.

  33. DrPhowstus


  34. kellygirl57

    Now watch Bill O’Reilly try to take credit for this….”I’ve been pushing for her to be fired from The View for weeks, and finally I DID IT! This just in…I’m a huge douchbag. Back to you, Geraldo.”

  35. PunjabPete

    I bet she already has tickets booked back to Tatooine…….

  36. HughJorganthethird

    Apparently the view was cutting into her eating time, so she had to make a decision.

    It’s all about priorities.

  37. caljenna

    @ 30 – LMAO!!!!

  38. fergernauster

    If she subjected herself to stomach-stapling and dropped, say, 100 lbs… would she be more appetizing? Because I must say… Al Roker is one hot, smokin’ stud now, and the chix are all over him.

  39. NCDave

    The next episode should be:

    “The Views Guide to Weightloss: How to lose 400lbs in one year”

  40. pekpekshorts

    She should start her own show with Rush Limbaugh. They’re both fat and racist. Fat people get away with being racist.

  41. dcgirl

    I watched the View today while I was at the Gym. I thought that Rosie said she was cutting back on her time on the View, but that she wasn’t leaving. I thought she said she was staying two more years, and will either be on once a week or will miss one day a week because of other committments.

    The gym has really bad subtitles, so I could be wrong.

  42. DrPhowstus

    @40 — So do midgets! Someone cut off her legs!

  43. NCDave

    That one day a week is Steak Day at CheeseCake day at Golden Coral. She would not want to miss that.

  44. BaldingSuperhero

    Hmm, she actually looks somewhat decent in that picture.

  45. jrzmommy♠

    Hey, anyone else up there see that little ad thing for Gay Cruises? Hee hee…, Tom?

  46. carrie bradshaw

    Upon hearing the news of Rosie’s departure, Elizabeth promptly ran to her dressing room and behind closed doors began to sing and dance

    “Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.”

  47. Libraesque

    holy fuckity fuck….46 posts on a big fat ugly dyke and I don’t see my name anywhere.

    I guess I’ve been gone from the fish too long

    that being said, this show is gonna tank

    biatch, I’m STILL not speaking to you

  48. dcgirl

    I was wrong. Or I read the subtitles wrong. She is indeed leaving.

    Maybe she said she’d be back once a week. Or maybe it was once a year and I just can’t read and workout at the same time.

  49. jrzmommy♠

    FINE…..jesus……Libra, you big dyke Yetti.

  50. Donkey

    At least now she can get back to her real job… stopping billy-goats from crossing her bridge and chasing village children.

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