Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. During a taping of The View to air Friday she said:
“I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed, and that’s when I started taking medication.” Anyone concerned about the stigma of taking medication for depression should know that “it saved my life,” she said.
Ahh, so that’s why she’s such an emo bitch who thinks writing in haiku makes her deep. And can you picture her hanging upside down? It’d be like seeing a walrus do gymnastics. She probably hangs on the bar trying to get her legs up, then after twenty minutes of grunting and heavy breathing she gives up and goes, “Yup. Good session.”
Ahh, the perfect chance to bring back a yo momma snap. She don’t hang upside down, she just so fat she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.
Roflcopters @1! Maybe if they put a bandana around her head she can pass for Wally Tusket (from Ultimate Muscle)
I can hear Rosie now…
“Must hang upside down so the fat will come up and not down. Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE! WHERE”S MY MAYONNAISE? mmmmm Ho-Hos… Is that a hot dog or are you just glad to see me? Seriously, gimme a hot dog.”
There’s a joke about a fat bat somewhere… I’ll work on it.
Exactly what does this fucking cow hang from?
That has to be some type of special formula governement steel….
Hey guys, watch the View on Friday, I read in the newspaper this morning that she is going to demonstrate and hang upside down on the show!!! I hope they have a stroooongly built set for that one….then again, her crashing to the floor would make some good TV. LoL
She hangs upside down so she can do 69 with her lesbo lovers and not crush them to death………
Oh… bad visual…. yuck… I hate the taste of vomit……..
That explains the earthquake in Indonesia.
I bet she beeps when she backs up.
Hanging upside down? That explains the fat head and penchant for liberalism. Seriously, Columbine sent her into a depression? How the fuck did she survive 9/11? She probably lives on excuses. “Kelli, Tom Selleck really pissed me off today, get me some vicodin.” “Kelli, Donald Trump took a public shit on me, grab me a handful of oxycodone, would ya?” “Kelli, Lil’ Debbie’s discontinuing the moon pie, load the 9mm, please hon.”
#17 mztry, Rosie is a big old Attention Whore and by telling us off you are getting in the way of her fix. She’s not gonna be happy with you.
There, that should give you insomnia for the rest of the month.
What object in this universe is strong enough to hold up THAT as it hangs upside down?
Hmm, I’d like to put down the numbers of some of the posts and tell them how funny they were, but damn, too many, this is one of the funniest threads in a long time. More Rosie-Bitch, less Lindsey-Ho
I wonder what crazy T.Cruise thinks of that, I would guess thier not friends anymore.
TCLTC
RLPFT (Rosie loves prozac filled twinkies)
Why wont this dumb bitch go away, far away like Brando in Apocalypse Now, she can sit on a throne of shit and eat the natives.
If Rosie had been at Columbine no one would have dieD. I’m guessing she could easily suck up 2 -3 thousand rounds of ammo and at least a metric tonne of shrapnel and still be able to waddle to Denny’s for her 3rd grand slam of the day.
#17 mztry – I had really bad gas after the space shuttle exploded.
stupid fat ugly
upside down hanging free fall
crater left post-crash
66 comments about a fat lesbian being an asshole and Lesbianesque is no where in sight? Sweet Jesus it’s Christmas in March.
Now something tells me she’ll be here in 5…4…3…2… and go.
24 & 49 – impostor biatcho… you need better material. Maybe once your balls finally drop we’ll get some good shit out of you.
Somebody mentioned earlier something like Why can’t this fat bitch keep her mouth shut…..
And you know, now that I think of it, I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a picture of her with her mouth closed.
I’m just saying…
What a visual..yikes! Picturing that whiny loudmouth hanging like a big, fat bat is hilarious, lol. She’ll say anything for more attention, since she stopped being funny awhile ago. I guess when she can’t get positive attention, she’ll settle for whatever she can get.
Wouldn’t she suffocate when all the fat slid down around her head? Does she use a snorkel or something?
Biatch, nice to see you’re still jonesing over me
how sweet
Just cuz she’s a lesbian doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s an asshole
An asshole with a huge cake hole that needs to be cemented shut. The only thing she does that’s funny is make that ridiculously dumb blond on the View cry
I can see the Fish goes to absolute shit when you and I aren’t on here playing slap and tickle
yawn
All we can hope is Rocky strolls by when she’s hanging and starts punching the shit out of her.
you people are too mean. rosie is a charming, thoughtful and sexy person. just watching her on tv makes my panties moist. i can’t help myself. usually I start by pinching my nipples, one then the other. when rosie interrupts those other useless women i have to bite down on my popsicle stick to keep from moaning. if it’s close to welfare day I might have some crisco left, then I can grease up both fists and let my imagination run wild.
Oh Lord, 74, you, my friend, are wild.
#63 I love it, Prozak filled twinkies, HA!
Oh and #17, Please no one cares about your pathetic life and your need for sympathy, go play the violins for another crowd. I think that you needed some fucking prozak
Go talk to your homegirl Rosie, she’ll hook it up.
i really wish this fat bitch would just shut the fuck up. all she ever does it start shit and aggravate everybody. she sounds like an old man who smokes 6 fucking packs a day.
Gee, I wonder what’s on SuperFish t-BYAAAGGGH!
*laptop blows up*
Having to visualize all these comments about Rosie hanging upside down, really rapes my brain. I feel violated.
Next time she’s hanging upside down, I hope that Rocky comes by and mistakes her for a side of beef and uses her as a punching bag. I can’t stand the obese, obnoxious cow….no disrespect to cows intended.
@ 72…Libra: You should follow your own advice to Rosie & get some cement and take care of that huge cake hole of yours. While you’re at it, please cement anything you can type with into cement filled buckets so the posters here @ fish don’t have to be subjected to the rantings of a 40 something year old wretch who seems to hate everyone who doesn’t love Angie and Brad or any other celebrity whose ass you choose to defend.
On 2nd thought, just grab the cement bricks and tie them to your ankles and hop in the bay!
Save yourself the time….I’ve already put your standard reply in my previous post num. 34….. Yes, you bore me with your retorts. I love you darling… love to hate you that is!
I’m being forced to watch this episode right now and I’m seriously considering stabbing myself in the ears and eyes.
#80 WHO the fuck are you and WHAT are you going on about you FREAK
And how do you know how old I am
FREAK
I’m the freak? Hello, pot? This is kettle calling, you’re a cunt.
Honey, your age, sexual orientation, photo etc are well known on this site. Why don’t you go do us all a favor and strangle yourself with the feather boa you’re sporting in the photo I saw of you on that lovely spoof blog that was created?
BTW: I don’t hate lesbos- just you. The fact that you’re all about munching the rug is just another thing to have fun with!
You know me…. aside from the board, you gave me the worst oral I’ve ever had.
Cheers!
um, anus, I’ve never seen your screen name before, so you must be one of the pathetic LOSER regulars who is now hiding behind another screen name
and….you’re quoting my age, etc. from a spoof blog, do you know what that makes you? A fucking idiot. If it’s a spoof blog IT’S NOT CORRECT
and munching the rug…..who uses language like that except a 12 year old redneck, but you go right ahead and “have fun with it” If that’s your idea of fun you’re as big a fucktard as you sound
Man she is so full of shit!!! Depressed over Columbine… Give me a break !! she should wrap the rope around her neck..
Its all ratings for the View people. When she does shit like that it gets plastered all over every network… There isn’t a house rafter in the country that can hold her fat ass up.
She should be more depressed her partner doesnt have a Weiner…
She’s probably depress because the Trump Man bitch slapped her all over the networks… You notice she doesnt talk shit about anybody anymore…
Dont mess with the Donald you Fatster.
Can you believe this little hussy. Now shes spouting her mouth out about 911 being an inside job. Its one thing being an idiot and a fool and liar and ugly and fat and its another thing to point her chubby the little finger at people who are alot smarter and funnier and say the Americans did 911. WHAT A LOAD OF TRASH. Have you read her blog?
Rosie O’donnell says that 911 was an inside job. Let her burn for her lies.
god – that’s a very disturbing image – she’s like a fat vampire – literally