Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. During a taping of The View to air Friday she said:
“I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed, and that’s when I started taking medication.” Anyone concerned about the stigma of taking medication for depression should know that “it saved my life,” she said.
Ahh, so that’s why she’s such an emo bitch who thinks writing in haiku makes her deep. And can you picture her hanging upside down? It’d be like seeing a walrus do gymnastics. She probably hangs on the bar trying to get her legs up, then after twenty minutes of grunting and heavy breathing she gives up and goes, “Yup. Good session.”
Chouli | March 8, 2007 at 8:25 am
Ursula the Sea Witch.
Anexio | March 8, 2007 at 8:25 am
She is so smokin’ hot!!
Z-Star | March 8, 2007 at 8:26 am
She’s quite the porker isn’t she?
HerpesHilton | March 8, 2007 at 8:27 am
I now have a phobia of walking into a dark room and realizing that Rosie is hanging from the ceiling above me. It would take me years of therapy to get over that…
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 8, 2007 at 8:32 am
Batter up, hear the call
the time has come for one and all
to Play ball….
Bugman4045 | March 8, 2007 at 8:33 am
“Yes, Ms. O’Donnell we can install a steel I-beam support in this ceiling, but just how much weight do you need it to hold?”
Anexio | March 8, 2007 at 8:35 am
I would tap dat in a second but I’ll need to shovels to spoon back the fat.
God she’s hot!
Danner | March 8, 2007 at 8:39 am
Couch jumping bitch who wishes she was funny.
D'oh Eyes | March 8, 2007 at 8:43 am
@1 ha ha
I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you’ll find that nowadays
I’ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this…
RichPort | March 8, 2007 at 8:43 am
The hanging upside down was my idea. I was tired of battling her gunt every time I tried to lick her rosiebud.
rtnmac | March 8, 2007 at 8:43 am
Big Missus potato-head havin’ fat-ass. She just needs to go away quickly.
Bree | March 8, 2007 at 8:46 am
I’m sure her depression has nothing to do with Columbine and has everything to do with her being a fat, ugly bitch.
boredatwurk | March 8, 2007 at 8:46 am
I find it really hard to believe that the Columbine shootings threw her into some massive depression. People don’t go into greiving to that extent for people they don’t know. They can feel for them, and even cry a little, but that seems a little exaggerated.
If she was that big of a humanitarian, she would be nuts by now, the world has always been ugly. Columbine is one tragedy in a sea of disasters.
What a load of crap.
Captain Walleye | March 8, 2007 at 8:50 am
I wonder if The Donald donkey punches the back of her head when he’s doing her doggie-style?
F-Sucker | March 8, 2007 at 8:51 am
She just hangs upside down so entire cakes can be deposited directly into her stomach using a pole.
DingleberryJam | March 8, 2007 at 8:52 am
Years ago i saw her as a guest on the Tonight Show and apparently she can stand on her head. Being upside down for her comes naturally because her fat shifts into equilibrium like any amorphus blob would. If she remains in that state long enough eventually her head will fluidly drift back to an upright position.
mztry | March 8, 2007 at 8:52 am
Rosie is a terrific person and YOU ALL SUCK!
I have the same problem. I can’t sleep for many months after tragedies. I didn’t sleep for 9 mionths after 9-11.
GO AHEAD AND SLAM ME FOR THAT YOU ASSHOLES!
sol | March 8, 2007 at 8:53 am
the upside down hanging can’t be a good sight for Kelli Carpenter – the hairy pimpled stretchmarked flabalanche, the farting right at nose level, all the lost pieces of ringdings falling off to the floor, finally settling down into what looks like a gigantic 3-scoop cottage cheese tower with an unruly black bush growing out of it. and all that’s before she even opens her mouth to start squawking…
jrzmommy | March 8, 2007 at 8:55 am
I didn’t sleep for 11 months after 9-11. I win.
MargeAggedon | March 8, 2007 at 8:56 am
The only way I’d even be slightly interested in watching Rosie on tv is if they put her and Dingbat trump in a locked room and made them fight to the death.
Hopefully they’d kill each other.
Then we could fill it in with cement and use it as part of the levees in New Orleans. At least they’d be useful then.
danielle | March 8, 2007 at 8:57 am
Now…if only she’d include some rope.
PrettyBaby | March 8, 2007 at 8:57 am
I haven’t slepted since my eighth prenatal month, after the tragedy of having my dad poke my head during sex with my mom (pigs, the both of them). I win.
PrettyBaby | March 8, 2007 at 8:58 am
“slepted” lmao. I guess I suffered a head injury too…
biatcho | March 8, 2007 at 9:00 am
I have difficulty sleeping after going to the 7-11, but that’s probably because I get stuff with caffeine in it.
F-Sucker | March 8, 2007 at 9:01 am
#17
Yes, if by terrific person you mean fatass windbag.
I bet her cooch smells like a 2,000 year old wet dead wolf.
veggi | March 8, 2007 at 9:01 am
I went bowling the other day and picked up a 7-10 split and was so excited I couldn’t sleep.
mrs.t | March 8, 2007 at 9:03 am
I couldn’t sleep after I sprained my neck during 69.
F-Sucker | March 8, 2007 at 9:04 am
I banged 11 chicks the other night and didn’t get any sleep.
Spindoc | March 8, 2007 at 9:04 am
What a GREAT parent. She was so upset at what happened to those kids in Colorado that she traumatized her OWN children by abandoning them and forcing them to deal with a mother who is acting crazy.
Hey Rosie, A REAL parent drags her ass out of bed no matter HOW they are feeling and takes care of their kids. If you aren’t capable of doing that then you should not have adopted.
danielle | March 8, 2007 at 9:06 am
And everybody on this blog isn’t gonna sleep for the next 48 hours because of that thing in the orange jumpsuit.
So there, we’re all winners.
Spindoc | March 8, 2007 at 9:06 am
Oh, and #17
If you REALLY didn’t sleep for months you would be dead. I think what you MEANT to say is that you are such a hysterical Drama queen desperate for attention that you pretended to have a mild case of insomnia for several months after 9-11.
But it’s ok, we knew what you meant.
F-Sucker | March 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
#31:
maybe she is dead………maybe she’s a ghost…….i’m scared now.
I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep.
dafeedil | March 8, 2007 at 9:13 am
#10…OMG, eeeeeewwwwwww, there goes lunch. When I picture that cow hanging upside down, I picture a big slab of fatty meat hanging on a hook in a meat locker.
Themoonisinuranus | March 8, 2007 at 9:15 am
Great a big lesbo post to attract that cunt Libraesque… hopefully she’s in hot pursuit of Rosy so she can catch her while she’s in prime position to munch some rug.
I can’t wait to see the witty retort from Libra… “You’re a teenager who lives in a trailor and did you really think you could talk to me like that? Um, no.. enough said run along now” Libra-follow your own advice and go run along the 405..try not to dent the cars when they hit you…folks in Cally, brace yourselves for the big one!
Tits_McGhee | March 8, 2007 at 9:17 am
So, Rosie was depressed after the Columbine shootings for what reason? I mean, I know it was sad, but it wasn’t a personal attack on her family. It’s not like someone shot HER little nephew or something.
On a funnier note, I bet when she hangs upside down in front of a mirror, she can finally see her cooter.
Themoonisinuranus | March 8, 2007 at 9:19 am
Do you think can she see the coot when the flapjacks she calls tits are hanging over her face?
Joshingya31 | March 8, 2007 at 9:20 am
I bet she took those depression pills on accident thinking they were candy. Why god why did you invent those pills.
Lowlands | March 8, 2007 at 9:20 am
I’ll guess she’s hiring a towtruck every time otherwise i can’t figure out how she’ll get herself upside down.
Shovelhead | March 8, 2007 at 9:24 am
First time poster. Long time fan.
Why oh Why does this woman exist ? and why is her big yap open in every photo. My vote for the biggest celebrity blowhard of all time is this cow. Can someone please drive her out to the wild somewhere and release her ?
She’s on anti-depressents ? big deal so is half of North America.
arden | March 8, 2007 at 9:36 am
Dammit! You heard her, the drugs saved her life. That doctor needs a good beating!
DrunkBlogger | March 8, 2007 at 9:38 am
83rd time poster, long time enemy.
Fuck Rosie O’Donnell.
DingleberryJam | March 8, 2007 at 9:38 am
this all one lame attempt to humanize her and convince the earthlings she’s not Jabba the Hutt’s niece.
It’s been like what? 10 years? why is columbine suddenly relevant other than a tool to make it look like she’s capable of emotion?
HollyJ | March 8, 2007 at 9:40 am
I just want to point out that I didn’t have volcanic diarrhea this morning until I read this post. Very suspicious coincidence.
LL | March 8, 2007 at 9:42 am
While I’m sure Rosie was genuinely distressed by the events in Columbine, to say that her distress caused her great enough mental anguish to require professional help for something that didn’t happen to her or anyone she knew and probably occurred at least a thousand miles from her location at the time shows her to be not so much clinically depressed as a big fucking drama queen. She clearly didn’t get enough attention as a child and she’s making up for it. America is a nation of drama queens now, thanks to people like her. We’re supposed to prove how awesome and sensitive we are by freaking the fuck out at everything, because that proves you care and that you’re a wonderful, moral person, right? Right… I still like her better than Trump, but not by much, which is saying a lot because I hate Trump. Rosie might find her depression would get better if she would not open her gaping piehole at every opportunity. I know it would make me feel a lot better.
schack | March 8, 2007 at 9:50 am
amen to that LL. clinical depression, if there is such a thing, given what it’s supposed to be, shouldn’t end in a song and dance (well, squak and lurch) routine on national television.
the doctor can write you a permission slip to be crazy and a certificate of authenticity, but he’s just the kid who sat next to you in English, who became a failed philosopher in college, and so tried his hand at psychiatry.
Thomas the Wrapper | March 8, 2007 at 9:57 am
Is there a bigger hypocritical cunt in this country? Can you imagine her upside down?- the bar bending and her fat utters scraping the floor. Geezus my lunch…
schack | March 8, 2007 at 9:57 am
she might as well say:
ANYONE WHO DENOUNCES DRUG DEALERS IS STUPID. MY DRUG DEALER SAVED MY LIFE!
i once had a psychiatrist tell me that smoking pot would have very similar effects on me as prozac. did you try a little dope, rosie? i doubt it, even though the law should be doubly dubious to ms. double-chin and her illegitimate wifey.
HughJorganthethird | March 8, 2007 at 9:57 am
If scientist’s can create a substance strong enough to support an upside down Rosie then why can’t they solve global warming?
Ever notice how everyone named Rosie is always hideouslly fugly?
so many questions..
biatcho | March 8, 2007 at 9:58 am
schack keep grinding that axe. You don’t sound at all defensive. Nope, not one bit.
schack | March 8, 2007 at 9:59 am
why, hello, biatcho!
i missed you!