Rosie O’Donnell is sad, hangs upside down


Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. During a taping of The View to air Friday she said:

“I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed, and that’s when I started taking medication.” Anyone concerned about the stigma of taking medication for depression should know that “it saved my life,” she said.

Ahh, so that’s why she’s such an emo bitch who thinks writing in haiku makes her deep. And can you picture her hanging upside down? It’d be like seeing a walrus do gymnastics. She probably hangs on the bar trying to get her legs up, then after twenty minutes of grunting and heavy breathing she gives up and goes, “Yup. Good session.”