Rosie O’Donnell is a fake bitch


Rosie O’Donnell released a statement about Anna Nicole Smith’s death, saying:

“So sad. It’s unbearably tragic, that poor little baby.”

Unfortunately, just a few hours before Anna Nicole died Rosie was ranting on The View about how sick of seeing her she was, even doing an impression of her trying to speak. She said:

“If I have to see Anna Nicole Smith one more time on television, one more time, that woman and her paternity tests and she can hardly even speak now. She can’t even speak. (insert insulting impression here) It’s a tragedy all around. Her son died. She has this little baby. There’s obviously some kind of medication or substance involved.”

I’m not wishing death on anybody, but Jesus do I wish Anna Nicole Smith and Rosie O’Donnell could switch places. At least Anna Nicole Smith was entertaining to watch. I’m not sure what Rosie O’Donnell contributes to entertainment except for making everybody else look that much better. And her making fun of the way somebody speaks is like Stephen Hawking making fun of somebody’s 100 meter dash time. If Rosie’s voice was any more nasally it’d probably cause your ears to hemorrhage.