Rosie O’Donnell is a fake bitch

February 9th, 2007 // 107 Comments
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Rosie O’Donnell released a statement about Anna Nicole Smith’s death, saying:

“So sad. It’s unbearably tragic, that poor little baby.”

Unfortunately, just a few hours before Anna Nicole died Rosie was ranting on The View about how sick of seeing her she was, even doing an impression of her trying to speak. She said:

“If I have to see Anna Nicole Smith one more time on television, one more time, that woman and her paternity tests and she can hardly even speak now. She can’t even speak. (insert insulting impression here) It’s a tragedy all around. Her son died. She has this little baby. There’s obviously some kind of medication or substance involved.”

I’m not wishing death on anybody, but Jesus do I wish Anna Nicole Smith and Rosie O’Donnell could switch places. At least Anna Nicole Smith was entertaining to watch. I’m not sure what Rosie O’Donnell contributes to entertainment except for making everybody else look that much better. And her making fun of the way somebody speaks is like Stephen Hawking making fun of somebody’s 100 meter dash time. If Rosie’s voice was any more nasally it’d probably cause your ears to hemorrhage.

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Comments (107)

  1. Whammer Jammer | February 9, 2007 at 9:22 am

    What a fake bitch.

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  2. Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 9:22 am

    HAHAHAAHAHAA i hope Rosie feels like shit for this

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  3. Whammer Jammer | February 9, 2007 at 9:23 am

    And 2nd also.

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  4. Whammer Jammer | February 9, 2007 at 9:24 am

    And FOURTH also.

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  5. Daily Chick | February 9, 2007 at 9:24 am

    Man, that is just messed up.

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  6. shakeitout | February 9, 2007 at 9:25 am

    rosie makes me want to kill thousands.

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  7. BigJim | February 9, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Rosie, just hurry up and choke to death on some carpet.

    Or a tuna fish sandwich. Whatever.

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  8. 86 | February 9, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Don’t like Rosie but she made a good point.

    Also, I wouldn’t say Rosie was a fake bitch, I’d say she’s a real bitch.

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  9. Spindoc | February 9, 2007 at 9:26 am

    Not a fan of Rosie’s at all. HOWEVER, I agree with what she said. I was and am sick of seeing Anna Nichole, sick of that creepy attorney who hangs around here. She was a drugged out skank. The only thing Rosie did wrong…she shouldn’t have released a statement about her after her death…you weren’t her friend Rosie, nobody gives a shit what you think about her death unless you were eating her out and fell on her and THAT was the real cause.

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  10. 86 | February 9, 2007 at 9:27 am

    I also think that Rosie’s makeup team should get an emmy for making her look like less of a lumberjack.

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  11. crazyotto | February 9, 2007 at 9:28 am

    This fat dyke is such an annoying bitch whos opinion should mean absolutely nothing and does’nt in my eyes…..Are you with me people!!!!

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  12. A.V Phibes | February 9, 2007 at 9:32 am

    Oh man oh man…I can’t WAIT to see what she says when Donald Trump dies!

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  13. L.ronhubbard | February 9, 2007 at 9:32 am

    If Rosie was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on her.

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  14. gossipmonger | February 9, 2007 at 9:37 am

    So, Rosie makes a fool of herself once again by sticking
    her foot in her over-sized mouth-why is this news worthy?
    Why aren’t there more posts about the asshole behaviors
    of men-Superfish guy-you need to dig a little bit harder
    for your stories.
    That’s all.

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  15. judge and jury | February 9, 2007 at 9:38 am

    Can you say foot in your mouth?
    Looks like Rosie just may be a little Nostradumbass! A round one! (that smells of fish)

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  16. GooniesNeverSayDie | February 9, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Let’s see….

    Rosie is complaining that she is tired of seeing an overexposed, overweight, undertalented B-list celebrity in the news all the time for no good reason?

    Hello, kettle. You are Black.

    Sincerely,

    Pot.

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  17. jesseeca | February 9, 2007 at 9:42 am

    uhhh how is that fake?

    On the show, she was just speaking the truth. She wasn’t insulting her. It’s a fact that the woman couldn’t even speak properly! And then she says she feels bad for the baby. Nothing fake about that.

    It’s not like she went on to say she’ll miss Anna deeply and was a good friend. Please!

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  18. ToiletDuck | February 9, 2007 at 9:49 am

    I hope this pimply-assed lesbian feels like total shit for being such a goddamn phony – what a pile of shit -

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  19. Antonotron | February 9, 2007 at 9:50 am

    how about everyone needs to get off this fucking story in the first place?

    Seriously, Anna Nicole’s death is being covered like the President was just fucking shot –

    she contributed nothing to society except for masturbation-fodder once upon a time.

    this makes me wonder just how close i’ll come to puttin a gun in my mouth if i ever got my wish & Paris Hilton were murdered (or choked on man-chowder, which would seem a bit more appropriate).

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  20. S.P.F.R.S. | February 9, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Rosie O’Lezzy now has one less set of boobs to lust after so no wonder she’s sorry. She probly was made at ANS when she was alive cuz ANS would not put out lezzy style. Now O’Lezzy has regrets. Speaking of regrets, now the owner of Stupidficial will have one favorite celebrity to trash. / end rant.

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  21. PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Not to worry… Rosie has a date with double meat Hogie and the Grim Reaper….

    Time is our friend….

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  22. Caris | February 9, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Like all fat ugly women (who can’t get a man) she has to try compensate with humor or wit. WTF is she considered a celeb for anyway? The average blogger has more interesting and insightful social commentary without the delusions of grandeur this bitch assumes. They would have more readers to their blogs as well. I wonder if she will dedicate a shitty poem to Anna?

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  23. jrzmommy | February 9, 2007 at 9:52 am

    that is one ugly fat dude in the red shirt.

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  24. MissMilashka | February 9, 2007 at 9:52 am

    What a fat ass bitch, all she does is talk shit… I hope she eats the words that came out of that always open mouth of hers

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  25. Office Goddess | February 9, 2007 at 9:54 am

    What Rosie said yesterday was TOTALLY true. Tragic that Anna had to die on the same day, but it’s just coincidental. Praise Rosie for having the guts to point out the chaos that surrounded Anna and her child.

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  26. Youko | February 9, 2007 at 9:54 am

    She is SUCH a bitch. I don’t know why she hasn’t been stoned to death yet. She’s said enough fucked up things to deserve it a thousand times over.

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  27. PunjabPete | February 9, 2007 at 9:55 am

    May as well give the Vid link…
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d95b8b3a3

    If Rosie was taken down by this, it would be WONDERFUL… Of course, we don’t have that kind of luck….

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  28. Caris | February 9, 2007 at 9:55 am

    #16 – That’s it right there

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  29. rockdust | February 9, 2007 at 9:56 am

    I agree #17. Not that I like Rosie, but I don’t think she gives damn about Anna more than she did two days ago. Her words only indicate sadness for the child.

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  30. Suppaflyguy | February 9, 2007 at 9:57 am

    She should just go away. Ill be suprised if she still has a job after this. Or maybe not…

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  31. Enano | February 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Oh wonderful…now what Rosie wishes for is coming true. She didn’t want to see Anna Nichole anymore, and BAM, it came to pass. I don’t know if Rosie has voodoo dolls or Santeria beads, but whatever the case, this is an immediate danger. Next thing we know, hamburgers will be the size of Trump Tower, Trump Tower will crumble to the ground, and every hot girl, straight or not, will be required to walk around covered in chocolate sauce. All because Rosie threw her lucky penny into the right wishing fountain.

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  32. serena | February 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    just another fake asshole. the other day the entire country was making fun of her and now everyone is saying the exact same shit as this chick. this world is full of nothing but complete morons.

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  33. lustpockets | February 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Id still french Anna’s dead rotting corpse complete with nasty gases releasing from every opening, before Id lay a finger on the nasty stinky filthy pig Rosie O’Donnell.

    The only thing that gives me any comfort regarding Rosie is to beleive that hell is actually a 24 hour a day treadmill. Run Pig Run.

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  34. nursekcc | February 9, 2007 at 10:01 am

    How is Rosie fake?She said what everyone has thought for a long time.Anna’s speech had become increasingly slurred and she looked drugged out everytime she was on TV.Just because she died doesn’t make what Rosie said wrong.It was the truth and if it wasn’t Anna would be alive.It is tragic and sad no matter how you look at it, and to release a statement stating that is not fake.

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  35. serena | February 9, 2007 at 10:02 am

    #20 youre an idiot. what the hell are you talking about?

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  36. DCPS | February 9, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Rosie’s annoying and her statement is self-serving, but what she said earlier on the show was what true Fishers think. That’s why we don’t stop bashing ANS just because she forgot to breathe. I think it’s time to link to a sister site, thesuperwussy.com, lots of current commenters would like that better.

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  37. frangly | February 9, 2007 at 10:07 am

    There’s nothing wrong with saying 1) Anna Nicole was leading a fucked-up life, and 2) but nonetheless she is sorry that she died, AND feels very sorry for her daughter.

    I feel the same way. I am terribly sorry for Anna that she died, but feel even worse for her daughter. And yet, Anna brought it on herself with her drug use.

    I wonder who’s next: Lindsay or Britney? No, I wouldn’t want either one to die, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they did.

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  38. karifarrell | February 9, 2007 at 10:10 am

    Well, Anna Nicole watched that episode of the view and was so distraught over what Rosie was saying about her that she took like a hundred xanax. See all Rosie’s fault!

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  39. Whammer Jammer | February 9, 2007 at 10:10 am

    “What a fake bitch.”

    Hmm, I wonder who is posting under my name…..I have a pretty good idea who it is……get a life, would ya?

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  40. misanthrope | February 9, 2007 at 10:13 am

    She/he/it sucks ass and no one wants to look at her/him/it much less listen to her/him/it.

    Having said that… Rosie suffers from bad timing. In more ways than one, but most definitely here. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person/dog/pig/thing.

    Kudos to Anna for that one.

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  41. BigJim | February 9, 2007 at 10:13 am

    I just read that ANS won’t be buried until after they do the paternity test shit in another couple of weeks.

    Damn, how much ice are they gonna need to keep her from stinking up the place? I mean really, the bitch was a whale.

    Speaking of whales, Rosie looks like Tom Arnold in this pic.

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  42. ponk | February 9, 2007 at 10:16 am

    #16 Truer words have ne’er been spoken. Rosie is probably happier now that there’s one less celebutard to contend with. ANS the media whore had nothing on Rosie.

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  43. NamelessHussy | February 9, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Ha ha. I love seeing hypocrisy in action.

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  44. bassclefs | February 9, 2007 at 10:21 am

    In the context I see it in here, it seems like she’s talking about how it’s tragic that the baby has no mother, not that Anna Nicole is dead.
    Plus, she never said she wanted Anna Nicole dead, just that she was sick of seeing her in the media.

    There is a huge difference.

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  45. lambman | February 9, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Oh come on!!!

    This story is totally lame. Somebody made fun of Anna Nicole Smith before she died? What a shocker!

    Rosie was 100% right on this one, lots of people were sick of Anna Nicole and her constant “scandals” and other cries for attention. Every comedian and talk show host in America AND EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE made fun of Anna Nicole endlessly, at least Rosie was classy enough to express sympathy that the woman died.

    Rosie was also 100% right to say its sad that substances were likely involved because they have clearly been the cause of Anna’s death.

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  46. DieFrau | February 9, 2007 at 10:24 am

    lambman thank you, well said.

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  47. Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 10:26 am

    #41 yeah james brown has been in a funeral home for over a 100 days now.. that shit must be naaaaaasty

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  48. omgshediedthatsaaaawful | February 9, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Everybody needs to stop saying this is tragic for ANS’s baby. This is the single best thing that could have happened for that child. It’s like having a life-in-prison sentence overturned. Does anybody really think whoever adopts her will do a worse job than Anna? I know, let’s ask Daniel…anybody got a shovel?

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  49. Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 10:31 am

    @ 48 “let’s ask Daniel…anybody got a shovel?” ROFL OMG I don’t remember the last time i laughed so hard

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  50. ncm | February 9, 2007 at 10:33 am

    On December 15, 2006 Elizabeth Birch, Executive Director for the Rosie’s For All Kids Foundation confirmed that $50 million dollars from her five year contract with the Rosie O’Donnell Show were donated in an irrevocable trust to charity.

    You are SOOO right. It is totally out of character for Rosie O’Donnel to show compassion for a child. What a fake bitch!!

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