Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

October 28th, 2009 // 98 Comments

Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

If I ever had to choose between listening to my parents talk about their sex life or having Rosie O’Donnell describe her wet dreams, I guarantee you I’d choose whichever one lets me shove a lawnmower in my ear canal then slowly bleed to death in the front yard. (Sorry, the holidays are coming up and I wanted to make sure that was out there.)

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  1. Jibbly Biggins

    LOL with any other celebrity I would laugh, but Jolie is a strange one.

    Nah, I don’t think the whale would have gotten anywhere near Jolie during her “Original Sin” years in the 90s. There’s just no way such a hottie would be interested in the lard whale. It goes against nature. Then again, I might have said the same thing about Billy Bob Thornton.

  2. Angelina Jolie

    I’d tap that!

  3. gigi

    omg, what is she even trying to do in those pictures?!! I’m stuck between wanting to help her so nothing pops or get strained [inevitable] or just hoping she falls…. is water involved?? are those sea-doos or something? ugh… so so gross….

  4. Angelina Jolie

    I still dream of you too Rosie, you are my deepest darkest fantasy. I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight!

  5. Angelina Jolie

    I am a frequent visitor if this site and I say more photos like this please!!!! I am getting all hot and bothered.

  6. Angelina Jolie

    There was a point in my life where I honestly thought I was the most beautiful thing to ever enter this planet, then I meet creatures like Rosie O and it just makes me rethink everything.

  7. EskimoPie

    Rosie is the big bahama mama to me. In Japan, though, they will mistake her for a whale, get excited seeing that hot little cameltoe and gut her for blubber. Rosie will look much better gutted unless of course that Hayden midget stops those jappers from throwing a harpoon.

  8. Dude of Dudes

    Moose Knuckle…its what’s for dinner.

  9. dude

    In these photos, did she just trample an SUV full of Republicans flat with her bare feet?

  10. Brad Pitt

    Angie, Get off that computer and take care of all these %^%&^% kids, and for Gods sakes, EAT SOMETHING freak!

  11. netstarman

    Good lord did Godzilla leave the island and get a big nasty cheerios farting camel toe pussy, didn’t see this thing crawl off the beach or I would have called the military on this one. And i don’t think most of us in this forum would need the time of day from her or need to hear that her fantasy is to to stick a broom handle dildo up Angelina’s ass to get her off.

  12. Caca in Yo Panties

    #2 looks like she’s trying to relieve the 10 tons of blubbering pressure on a festering pile, or leave one.

  13. Linda

    I just got sick to my stomach looking at that picture. Why do women like Rosie and Bono think that it’s ok to be big fat pigs. She is a nasty cow nobody would take this tub of lard over Brad Pitt.

  14. Turd the third

    I just puked up four burritos, and I think my dick just went into hiding. Geeze that is one fucking serious case of MANFACE….put IT in a black leather jacket on a Harley and it could pass for any average biker gang member. I bet she even kickstarts her vibrator as no guy (or hopefully girl) would ever fuck that thing…The camel toe just adds to the class evident in this picture.

  15. Nec

    Smelly cat

  16. dutecht

    lesbo camel toe!

  17. Gilbert Grape

    I feel that is necessary to remind everyone that Rosie O’Donnels vaginal secretions are like Maple Tree Sap after a winter thaw and the only way she had a chance with Angelina is in a parallel universe where tortuous monster thighs rubbing together produces an irresistible mating call. Like crickets.

  18. Pumpkin

    So Fish, are you going to put Rosie up under “So Freaking Hot”??

  19. Raqeed Sque

    TO ALL YO HATERS. ROSIE IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS THE TRUE EPITOMY OF AMERICAN WOMAN. SHE HAVE BEAUTIFUL CAMEL TOE.

    DON’T BE HATIN’ ON ROSIE. SHE BE MUCH RICHER THAN YOU.

  20. well there’s a picture that didn’t need painted… Rosie O’Donnell’s wet dreams

    LOL keep it coming!

  21. All i have to say is Yuck!

  22. i would do her! love jim

  23. I’m very interested in this stuff. Did you find out that you were allergic to wheat or that you have gluten intolerance?

  24. Buck

    This is her kids image of a father.

  25. Buck

    This is her kids image of a father.

  26. That piece of turd needs to get on a stairmaster

  27. I would shiver it I were Angelina!

  28. twellve

    bleh. that camel toe pic’s now burned into my retinas. not a nice way to start the day.

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  30. S&R

    I AM CONFUSED B/C HER VAGINA LOOKS REALLY SMALL YET SHE IS REALLY FAT. WTF

  31. FACE

    She is so disgusting that she could put a straight man off women. Close your eyes and just imagine the smell in this poor biker shorts.

  32. obz

    pretty sure you just found the absolute opposite of Angelina in every way.
    great impersonation of a crack, she must have tucked that penis way back into her ass cheeks

  33. Rosie

    Rosie is scary in a sexual kind of way, and I don’t mean me.

  34. CakeSnifferer

    Ugh. She could make a pig back up and spit.

  35. Torque Smacky

    All ego and no penis makes Rosie a dull boy…

  36. Pilatunes

    I am filing a legal injunction against your website to prevent them from ever posting these pictures again. You will hear from them shortly.

  37. Are you sure it was angelina Jolie, Rosie? Are you sure it wasn’t no one? Are you sure it wasn’t that you didn’t really have a chance with anyone, and you still dream about them?

  38. Hfire3

    Yeah…….and the Easter Bunny is real, too.

  39. Superbiggerevil

    Man, I love this show “Sons of Anarchy”, which character is this?

  40. Cheezbox

    By god, she’s got 11 toes!

  41. Rhialto

    Angelina Jolie is just another closet lesbian.Is at the moment acting straight to satisfy the demon of her kids madness.

  42. Skel

    OMG, my eyes are bleeding. Disgusting!

  43. Mugato1

    91,

    Angelina went into great detail about her lesbian affair with on of her co-stars. She’s not a closet anything. I could picture her hiding in her literal closet of Rosie broke in her door, however.

  44. Bluto with a camel toe

  45. Cyndi Lauper

    Captain Lou!, you’re alive!

  46. Linda

    Why is it when someone comes”out” they totally lose all self pride and good grooming habits?? Who would want to sleep with that, man or women?

  47. One of the most disgusting fat camel toe is inside the bag. She looks totally gross him. He looks like he would smell the picture. He just does not look clean.

  48. BenDover
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice moose knuckle Rosie ….

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