Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:
“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”
If I ever had to choose between listening to my parents talk about their sex life or having Rosie O’Donnell describe her wet dreams, I guarantee you I’d choose whichever one lets me shove a lawnmower in my ear canal then slowly bleed to death in the front yard. (Sorry, the holidays are coming up and I wanted to make sure that was out there.)
Skeps | October 28, 2009 at 2:47 pm
There was no need to post those pictures fish, you could have chosen anything and you chose those. For Shame
Heroiny | October 28, 2009 at 2:48 pm
The thought of this makes me want to put a fork in my eye.
PatheticNewGuy | October 28, 2009 at 2:48 pm
No! NO! NOOOOoooooo……..
John | October 28, 2009 at 2:48 pm
What a disgusting pig she is.
Sirus | October 28, 2009 at 2:49 pm
CAMEL TOE. No No No No, EWWWWWWWWWW
Billie Bob | October 28, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Did you have to post a pic of Rosie’s Elephant toe???
Donald | October 28, 2009 at 2:56 pm
SLOB
BeelzebubRules | October 28, 2009 at 2:56 pm
If it makes up for the imagery, Rosie did kick ass on Curb last week.
OK, it doesn’t.
TekMoney | October 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm
ROFL @ the pics following the story.
Rough intentions | October 28, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Jennifer Aniston suicide watch has gone up to: PURPLE
ym | October 28, 2009 at 3:00 pm
NOOO you can see the knuckle!! I just vomited a little in my mouth.
iloveyourosie | October 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm
this chick is hot and bad ass . i would do her! love jim
Pablito | October 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Nice camel toe in pic #1.
Jake | October 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Hey pablito, thanx for pointing that out, I just vomited my lunch pal. Blaaaah
hmna | October 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Fish, I complained the last time you posted these Rosie camel toe pics. Why, oh, why the HELL did you do it again? Sheesh.
Jason | October 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
First Lindsay eating.
Then Jon and Octomom.
Now Rosie’s wet dream.
I get it… Happy Halloween Week, yes?
Eva | October 28, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Nooooooooooo
havoc | October 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Has there ever been a photo where this slob’s mouth isn’t open.
Hopefully in the last photo, she’s getting into some sort of water with an electrical cord.
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rosie's belt | October 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm
this belongs on the “so freaking hot” sidebar. if i have to see this pictures, so does everyone else
wtf | October 28, 2009 at 3:26 pm
WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle…lets see ur pics …i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..
wtf | October 28, 2009 at 3:26 pm
WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle…lets see ur pics …i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..
Dude | October 28, 2009 at 3:29 pm
You idiots, that’s not a camel toe. That’s just the bottom of her two testicles.
Pete O'file | October 28, 2009 at 3:30 pm
BLAAAAAAaaaaaaargFFfffffff! My penis just got the swine flu. Thanks Fish.
Blind me, please | October 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
These should be classified as NSFW, Fish.
Kelli | October 28, 2009 at 3:37 pm
That is the most disgusting camel toe inside a bag of lard. She totally looks gross her. She looks like she would smell from this picture. She just doesn’t look clean.
jt | October 28, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i think some bile just came up. okay, it’s gone. i swallowed it.
Moon Willow | October 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm
How gross and tastless this is. What has happened to good taste and morals?????? This is sad!!!!!
Fierce Sasha | October 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I actually think she is flippin’ H-O-T!!!!!
Rosie is rounded and cute as a button. You women rippin’ on my beau are jealous!!!!! Jealous of how good she look and her money. Guys, she won’t even give you the time of day anyways.
Signing Off,
Sasha Fierce
mel | October 28, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Yeah baby.
Dank | October 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Funniest pictures ever!
plincoln21 | October 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i hope i am typing this in the right spot, i think the last thing i saw before goin completely blind was a rosie odonnell camel toe. i could be wrong.
i just felt a sharp searing pain in my eyes, and everything went black.
Rosie's Smelly FishCrotch | October 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm
LOL out the fantasy world RO lives in if she thinks Angelina would ever even stick a fork in that fishy pussy.
Trump was right. Her girlfriend left her the second the money started to run out.
Bet you’re glad you never got married in SF now, right?
chango666 | October 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
The only other cunt that is uglier then Rosie is Beth Chapman . . . or visa/versa . . either way, there is no winner . . .
Randal(l) | October 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The Fuck! First you get me all hot and bonered looking at titty perry, then you blindside me with adam lambert now you have a post about banging angelina jolie and kick my eyes in the testicles with rosie’s moose knuckle. you have just made a powerless enemy the superficial.
Randal(l)
quake | October 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
fa fa fo fo
raaaalph | October 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Rosie and Chaz Bono. Now there’s a vomitous couple.
stupidass | October 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm
welp, you heard it straight from the giant horses’ mouth, guys……rosie was THIS CLOSE to hookin’ up w–
oops, gotta run….kristin bell is coming over and i need to clean my room.
Newdawn23 | October 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Dude the FUCK is wrong with you!!! hope you suffer in hell for these pictures that was uncalled for
88 | October 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I have a cousin who looks just like Rosie…
smart1huh | October 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
smart1huh | October 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
smart1huh | October 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*****Krazy Hot Kelly***** | October 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Hmmmm I bet if I gave Rozie my # zhe would forget all about Zkankgelina!
WHYSOHOT | October 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm
HEY KRAZY HOT KELLY I AM INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT MAKES YOU SO HOT>?
WTF?!? | October 28, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The very thought of this ugly pig with AJ has “Aww, fuck that shit!!!” written all over it!
Giggles | October 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Yes, come on Fish….this photo was no necessary.
JoeyJoJo | October 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Man, K-Fed’s really let himself go…
The Gregor | October 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm
That’s not camel toe … it’s moose knuckle!
*****Krazy Hot Kelli***** | October 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm
My puzzy is pure gold that’z what makez me zo hot bitch
yeahok | October 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
#49 you wish krazy kelli..the only thing gold on ur bod is the color of ur teeth !!! bitch .