Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

October 28th, 2009 // 98 Comments

Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

If I ever had to choose between listening to my parents talk about their sex life or having Rosie O’Donnell describe her wet dreams, I guarantee you I’d choose whichever one lets me shove a lawnmower in my ear canal then slowly bleed to death in the front yard. (Sorry, the holidays are coming up and I wanted to make sure that was out there.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Skeps

    There was no need to post those pictures fish, you could have chosen anything and you chose those. For Shame

  2. Heroiny

    The thought of this makes me want to put a fork in my eye.

  3. PatheticNewGuy

    No! NO! NOOOOoooooo……..

  4. John

    What a disgusting pig she is.

  5. Sirus

    CAMEL TOE. No No No No, EWWWWWWWWWW

  6. Billie Bob

    Did you have to post a pic of Rosie’s Elephant toe???

  7. Donald

    SLOB

  8. BeelzebubRules

    If it makes up for the imagery, Rosie did kick ass on Curb last week.

    OK, it doesn’t.

  9. TekMoney

    ROFL @ the pics following the story.

  10. Rough intentions

    Jennifer Aniston suicide watch has gone up to: PURPLE

  11. ym

    NOOO you can see the knuckle!! I just vomited a little in my mouth.

  12. iloveyourosie

    this chick is hot and bad ass . i would do her! love jim

  13. Pablito

    Nice camel toe in pic #1.

  14. Jake

    Hey pablito, thanx for pointing that out, I just vomited my lunch pal. Blaaaah

  15. hmna

    Fish, I complained the last time you posted these Rosie camel toe pics. Why, oh, why the HELL did you do it again? Sheesh.

  16. Jason

    First Lindsay eating.
    Then Jon and Octomom.
    Now Rosie’s wet dream.

    I get it… Happy Halloween Week, yes?

  17. havoc

    Has there ever been a photo where this slob’s mouth isn’t open.

    Hopefully in the last photo, she’s getting into some sort of water with an electrical cord.

    .

  18. rosie's belt

    this belongs on the “so freaking hot” sidebar. if i have to see this pictures, so does everyone else

  19. wtf

    WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle…lets see ur pics …i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..

  20. wtf

    WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle…lets see ur pics …i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..

  21. Dude

    You idiots, that’s not a camel toe. That’s just the bottom of her two testicles.

  22. Pete O'file

    BLAAAAAAaaaaaaargFFfffffff! My penis just got the swine flu. Thanks Fish.

  23. Blind me, please

    These should be classified as NSFW, Fish.

  24. Kelli

    That is the most disgusting camel toe inside a bag of lard. She totally looks gross her. She looks like she would smell from this picture. She just doesn’t look clean.

  25. jt

    i think some bile just came up. okay, it’s gone. i swallowed it.

  26. Moon Willow

    How gross and tastless this is. What has happened to good taste and morals?????? This is sad!!!!!

  27. Fierce Sasha

    I actually think she is flippin’ H-O-T!!!!!

    Rosie is rounded and cute as a button. You women rippin’ on my beau are jealous!!!!! Jealous of how good she look and her money. Guys, she won’t even give you the time of day anyways.

    Signing Off,
    Sasha Fierce

  28. mel

    Yeah baby.

  29. Dank

    Funniest pictures ever!

  30. plincoln21

    i hope i am typing this in the right spot, i think the last thing i saw before goin completely blind was a rosie odonnell camel toe. i could be wrong.

    i just felt a sharp searing pain in my eyes, and everything went black.

  31. Rosie's Smelly FishCrotch

    LOL out the fantasy world RO lives in if she thinks Angelina would ever even stick a fork in that fishy pussy.

    Trump was right. Her girlfriend left her the second the money started to run out.

    Bet you’re glad you never got married in SF now, right?

  32. chango666

    The only other cunt that is uglier then Rosie is Beth Chapman . . . or visa/versa . . either way, there is no winner . . .

  33. Randal(l)

    The Fuck! First you get me all hot and bonered looking at titty perry, then you blindside me with adam lambert now you have a post about banging angelina jolie and kick my eyes in the testicles with rosie’s moose knuckle. you have just made a powerless enemy the superficial.

    Randal(l)

  34. quake

    fa fa fo fo

  35. raaaalph

    Rosie and Chaz Bono. Now there’s a vomitous couple.

  36. stupidass

    welp, you heard it straight from the giant horses’ mouth, guys……rosie was THIS CLOSE to hookin’ up w–

    oops, gotta run….kristin bell is coming over and i need to clean my room.

  37. Newdawn23

    Dude the FUCK is wrong with you!!! hope you suffer in hell for these pictures that was uncalled for

  38. 88

    I have a cousin who looks just like Rosie…

  39. smart1huh

    hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  40. smart1huh

    hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  41. smart1huh

    hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass…hahahahaha what a dork….go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm…..THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  42. *****Krazy Hot Kelly*****

    Hmmmm I bet if I gave Rozie my # zhe would forget all about Zkankgelina!

  43. WHYSOHOT

    HEY KRAZY HOT KELLY I AM INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT MAKES YOU SO HOT>?

  44. WTF?!?

    The very thought of this ugly pig with AJ has “Aww, fuck that shit!!!” written all over it!

  45. Yes, come on Fish….this photo was no necessary.

  46. JoeyJoJo

    Man, K-Fed’s really let himself go…

  47. The Gregor

    That’s not camel toe … it’s moose knuckle!

  48. *****Krazy Hot Kelli*****

    My puzzy is pure gold that’z what makez me zo hot bitch

  49. yeahok

    #49 you wish krazy kelli..the only thing gold on ur bod is the color of ur teeth !!! bitch .

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