Rosie O’Donnell hangs upside down

I always hang upside-down. It’s easier for my Great Dane to eat his peanut butter that way. I call him “Sir Licks A Lot”.

PS.The new editor is stupid and not funny. I can’t believe anticlown didn’t hire me, especially after I sent in that picture of the extreme close up of four dildos in my pussy. Four, dude.

She is a pig…disgusting….yeah, I’d support the fire ant project in # 50.

I’m thinking the real reason she does this is that it’s the only way she can get any air to that part of her lower abdomen that’s fully covered by that fat waddle while she’s standing.

I’ll bet it’s like wildly stinky under there.

And I need to apologize for calling her a dyke earlier, because she’s really a bull-dyke. Wallet on a chain and the whole nine yards.

Well, we know she pees standing up…but can she pee while hanging upside down? This IS a good look for her because it make the fat in her ankles slide to her calves…DISPLACEMENT I believe is what they call it.

I feel unhappy with my body because I’m starting to get a gut and some man boobs. I’ve been starving myself all day, but seeing rhe fatty rolls flap up her body makes me so nauseated I truly have dry heaves. This is no joke. I really think I can go the rest of the day on one can of slimfast.

UUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Rosie is like the obnoxious drunk uncle that comes over and talks trash about everything, all the while bemoaning how unfair the rest of the world treats fat, lazy assclowns like themselves. She’s insulted everyone in the world, yet people find her amuzing? Shit! Someone do us a favor and skin her alive while pouring vinegar over her wounds, filming that and showing it live on tv. Now that is something I’d watch! Either that or crane her fat ass over a volcano and plug it up for good. She needs to die like NOW!

Think nice thoughts
Think nice thoughts

NOT WORKING TRY HARDER!

Think nice thoughts
YESS! I am getting something, here. The swing breaks and she falls with all that weight directly on her face and snaps her own neck.

Ahh, better. That was worse than a nightmare.

Oh my god a fat woman with her legs spread.

Oh my God, fat women have smellier vaginas. Oh my God, ugly people have even smellier ding dongs and vaginas. Oooooh gross!

I guess we should all give thanks to our Creator for giving beautiful people like me fresh, odorless vaginas and giving all ugly fat men stinky manginas [wenises]..since they’re um gay.

the moderator has a stinky wenis !

oh my god #43 you’re so FUNNY, and that ____ ____ thing, WOW, clever!!!!!

And Jizz, you’re really just …WAY too funny for the Fish, you shouldn’t be wasting that talent of yours here

Whenever she get fired for whatever reason,she can start easily a new career in a circus as a curiosity.Next to the woman with the beard.

All we need now is a vat of batter, a giant deep fat fryer, and a 2X4……

We could cook the worlds largest dyke on a stick….

#61 – why not let her do both? Woman with a beard on a wire…. Wicked!!

Go Carnies go!!

Now we gotta see this shit all weekend. WTF.

Friday rules are to put a story we can tolerate throught the weekend on top. This ain’t it. That smug stupid cowbitch.

observations

1. rosie is clearly currently attempting to shed weight; that along with trying to get the make-up dept. to make her if not actually, at least more presentable
if successful, she will experience what could be called the “Limbaugh Effect”; that is when an untalented celebrity is desperate for acceptance to the point where they force themselves to shed their obesity; only to reveal and discover that they still have an enormous misshapen head, making their cranial-to-bodily proportions even more disturbing

2. i GUARANTEE r. o’donnell’s ‘people’ are tracking sales of ceiling-69-slings as we speak, to determine if this appearance by her boosts numbers
entities such as r.o. and bill “access hollywood” o’reilly ONLY measure success in terms of people they can blindly lead
they have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in improving the world in ANY way, micro-megalomania is the name of the game
you may remember when lil’ bill feigned outrage at hip-rap or rock-and-soul or whatever, and DEMANDED a boycott of Arby’s Sandwiches or some shit like that; again, it was multi-orgasms for him when discovered even one-tenth percent sales differences

3. this video footage further underscores that
ROSIE O’DONNELL IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING BUT LYING
she is even lying to herself, she knows fucking-damned-well that hanging like a bat-cow doesn’t do jack-fuck’ly-shit for “depression”
she has NEVER been anything but a LIAR
she finds a demographic that somewhat matches her own (typically unhappy housewives secretly taking prescription anti-depressants) and will say ANYTHING they want to hear

4. r.o. had her own comedy-show, if i remember it was on VH-1, and literally could not make a hyena laugh with her lack of talent
and now her she is, causing me to laugh uncontrollably for 2 days straight, by talking about her “depression” and its “solutions”
she’s funny when serious, and cannot elicit a single laugh when being a comedienne
for all his faults, d. trump PEGGED HER SPOT-ON
Rosie O’Donnell is a LOSER, and is a FAILURE at EVERYTHING she does

5. post #19 has made me laugh the ENTIRE DAY, kudos

6. why the fuck am i numbering these fucking thoughts; whatthefuck is this, a powerpoint presentation???
seriously, in 6th grade did you EVER think you’d end up in the shitty situation you’re in right now? life was so hopeful then
as a child, a nightmare is monsters under the bed; in real-life, the nightmare is plodding in a shit-crapping job almost every day of your life
speaking of which, i hear the call-of-un-nature

Good Lord. It’s a yoga swing, and it looks like she’s never even heard of the word yoga. I mean, she probably thinks yoga is something you eat with granola in the morning or something.

Thank God she tucked her shirt in so we wouldn’t see her fat rolls.

Bulldykes across America are even appauled.

Fucking manpig!

This is almost as revolting as the pic of Cisco Adler’s hanging gonads.

#61
Rosie already was a woman with a beard :

Tom Cruise

Fuck! what’s with all the ham?

I leave for a week and you bastards turned this into a meat products fetish site?

not that there’s… err anything wrong with that.

she needs to complete her program with aa ultra-cleansing liquid plumber enema!!!!

A repulsively fat ugly woman hanging upside down advising me on depression?

This is just too weird. I can’t process it properly like the rest of you. I gotta go back on the meds. I gotta go. I really gotta go.

I love Rosie. She doesn’t care what anytone thinks.

first of all, of course, I had a typo. She doesn’t care what anyone thinks. give her a break, ok? wow, slow news day

65, thanks for sharing, Donald…. ;)

@65- It must be just anothershityear for you.

i can hear those stretch pants screaming from here.

The cameramen should’ve gotten a pay rise for that stint. Plus a hell of a lot of counselling. Such brave, brave people.

OK, whose paying for my carpet cleaning since this made me spew on it. Think the blood rushing to her head has affected her?

ew, i’ll never eat again. i’m amazed the entire building was able to support her fat ass. TEAM TRUMP BABY!!!

Wow, for a minute there I thought I was back working at the meat processing plant. But then Rosie began talking and then I realized it wasn’t a dead carcass hanging there.

Up until now I had no idea whether gorillas could hang from trees like other primates. Thanks to Rosie, I know the answer is “yes.”

Donald Trump was right: she’s a retarded ugly slob and filthy dyke. Another candidate for compulsory euthanasia.

Why are pictures of old men posing like this anywhere near newsworthy?

This must have been probably a Libraesque’s post,otherwise i can’t figure out how this video got posted on here.

Oh God, I did not know she was a lesbo. That just makes me wanna blow chunks.

DYKE!!!!!!

shes like a fat lezbian bat

bwahahaha!

maybe this isa why she acts so strange- she hangs upsidedown too much and all the blood rushes to her head.

OK… I understand that some people are depressed… i understand depression can bother you… I mean i am now depressed that I saw that fat lesbo pig hanging upside down….

But why tyhe fuck did she get dpressed after Columbine? Did she know anyone there? I mean yes it was a tragedy and those two trenchcoat wearing homos should have just killed themselves but why did she get depressed?

Is she that alone in the world that she cant get depressed over her own shit? I mean my god, she is a lesbo cause no man his right mind would EVER fuck her….. Richard Jeni thought of it and shot himself…….

Just dont get it……..

#85
PUT DOWN:
the crack pipe and the jug o moonshine
ya aint makin’ no sense boy

10 bucks says she does this naked someday and is smothered to death by her own sagging, gelatinous, yes gelatinous, tits.

either that or she chokes on a ham sandwich. I’d say its 50/50 either way

i like how she threw in serotonin to sound knowledgeable

imran karim

good lord – talk about load-bearing beams!