Rosie O’Donnell hangs upside down

March 9th, 2007 // 93 Comments

Jesus Christ, dude. Can you imagine this thing hanging from the roof of your bedroom? She’s like a vampire. Only instead of turning into a bat she turns into a hippo. And instead of drinking your blood she just eats a lot of food and farts.

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Comments (93)

  1. danielle | March 9, 2007 at 11:43 am

    FIRST!

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  2. MiSS_Sweet | March 9, 2007 at 11:44 am

    FIRST

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  3. MiSS_Sweet | March 9, 2007 at 11:45 am

    phh…second..lolzzz

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  4. magickal | March 9, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Thanks, ‘Fish….I just ate. *wretching*

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  5. danielle | March 9, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Hippos everywhere are officially turned on.

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  6. Shovelhead | March 9, 2007 at 11:46 am

    SECOND!

    Damn, she is the most revolting, disgusting slob of a creature I have ever seen. How can anyone stand to look at or listen to her ? Why is she on TV ? Why do people watch her ?

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  7. MassGrrl | March 9, 2007 at 11:46 am

    I’m sure I’ll get blasted for this, but I thought she was much fatter than that. Has she lost weight?

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  8. leezastudio | March 9, 2007 at 11:47 am

    i fucking hope she droppes on her fat huge nogin. and i’ve seriously had enough of her, she’s fat, abnoxious and “disgusting” as Trump would put it

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  9. edb87 | March 9, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Fatman! Fatman! Fatman!

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  10. supanigga | March 9, 2007 at 11:48 am

    that explains all the water in her head.

    i hope she pops an artery and gets a brain clot.

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  11. jessiewessie | March 9, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Cut the rope!

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  12. Spindoc | March 9, 2007 at 11:52 am

    It is a shame that the celebrity lifestyle allows people to reamin emotionally stunted woman/children doing every idiotic thing that pops into their head in a never ending quest to get whatever attention they didn’t get from their parents. The level of immaturity is truly astounding.

    I just have one more thing to say. Nyahhh Nyahhhh, Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.

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  13. Ossie19 | March 9, 2007 at 11:53 am

    I want to hear Trump’s comment on this one.

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  14. Shovelhead | March 9, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Oh my eyes !

    I hope the washroom is not occupied, lunch is about to come back up. Please stop this. This is like some bad B movie. Island of the disgusting, lesbian vampire bats.

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  15. danielle | March 9, 2007 at 11:55 am

    I see Red Lobster’s open for business.

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  16. commissioner | March 9, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Man, I bet the ABC execs are regretting hiring her more than passing on “Friends”.

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  17. PunjabPete | March 9, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Holy shit.. When you gotta start buying your inversion equipment at “Trapeze-Artists-Are-Us” you are one fat bitch… Is that a goddamn livestock sling? I think I saw Mike Rowe using that on heffers on Dirty Jobs… Come to think of it, I think I saw him use it on Rosie actually….

    The circus will never be the same….

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  18. PunjabPete | March 9, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    I mean really… is there anything more distrubing than the site of a face high inverted Rosie snatch??? You know she uses that so he “wife” can eat while standing…

    ACk ACK ACK…. BARF….

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  19. Fifth Stooge | March 9, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    I gotta get me one of those.

    One of those fat bitches I mean.

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  20. Nature Channel | March 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    As the two-legged hippopotamus rugmunchus hangs upside down from a very sturdy tree limb, its vulva can be heard gasping for air, as this is the only time of day that it is not smothered by the animal’s massive FUPA.

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  21. Spindoc | March 9, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    #19 Fifth Stooge

    Comedy Gold!

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  22. GooniesNeverSayDie | March 9, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    How ironic that this vid clip actually increases my sadness.

    Isnt it supposed to help depression, not cause it?

    If I didnt know the history of psychiatry and that ridalin was a street drug, I think would just skip the hanging upside down and take some anti-depressants. Instead, I will exercise and take vitamins.

    Just kidding. I am being glib.

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  23. PunjabPete | March 9, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    #20 – LMAO….

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  24. TashaVin` | March 9, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    I really did enjoy her in “A League of Their Own.”
    …and when she had her show, I watched it, of course I lived in the woods, with no neighbors and no cable or satellite TV… I don’t watch TV anymore, and just started keeping up with the celebrity gossip thing, so I have nothing to say. other than I was like “THA FUCK” when it came out she was a Lesbian!

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  25. Pikachelsea | March 9, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    I prayed to the heavens for the ropes to break. Alas, my prayers were not answered.

    Thankfully she still at least made herself look like a complete idiot. Next up in Rosie’s mental health series: spin around in your living room (Ricky Bobby “windmill”-style) for an hour a day to increase feelings of positive, quiet solitude as your friends slowly abandon you for acting like an insane buttmonkey!

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  26. i_like_cheese | March 9, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    i think she’s sexy

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  27. alaskanchicsickle | March 9, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    @20 gross, but funny!!

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  28. MrSemprini | March 9, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Thank you so much for all of the nightmare fodder. I’ve got the Hoff in drag, a naked Jared Leto and now, Rosie O’Donaskmewhy hanging upside down with her legs spread. I’m never going to sleep again…

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  29. Thomas the Wrapper | March 9, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    # 20 is great- In the wild kingdom voice. I wish someone would hunt her down and mount her enormous head above the fireplace. With of the guns from Kmart- that she so strongly opposes…yet still took their money to be spokesperson from…cunt

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  30. NotTheMomma | March 9, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    what a fucking pig. she’s on anti-depressants huh. if i were a child abuser like her, i’d be on more than drugs. i’d probably slit my own throat.
    she’s such a pig.

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  31. crestlin | March 9, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    rofl! i just choked on my tea…

    on a side note, she’s a comedian guys, get it? they do stupid/shocking things to make people laugh…oi.

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  32. PapaHotNuts | March 9, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    I only wish one of my 2,762 porno vids made me as hard as this clip.

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  33. PunjabPete | March 9, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    #29 – Can you imagine how many darts it would take to take her down and get an ear tag and GPS collar on???

    Too bad old Stevo is not with us anymore…
    He could have run on the stage and jammed a fist in her cloaka….

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  34. schack | March 9, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    umm, you can pass out doing that…

    i hope someone breaks their face and sues her

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  35. MrSemprini | March 9, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    #31 hold on, checking my dictionary…

    OK, comedian is defines someone that is funny or does funny things. That lets her out…

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  36. Italian Stallion | March 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    They should call that thing “Cables of Steel”……..

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  37. daylin | March 9, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Wow Rosie hanging upside down…those are some big pants! I would dislike being the guy that has to go around and collect everything that fell out of those. It would be like cleaning up the set of a 6 way porno orgy video!

    Only cleaning up her garbage I’m sure you would just find yourself with many questions especially after you found some money with ellen’s face on it, a naked picture of oprah, a pocket pussy and elmo’s left furry limb!

    LORD SAVE US!

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  38. bigponie | March 9, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    I wish there was a terminator out there for her.

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  39. HerpesHilton | March 9, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Can anyone else smell pork?

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  40. jrzmommy | March 9, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    It’s like a scene from a slaughter house….you know…..where the big sides of beef are hanging up……..Jesus. Lose some weight you fat dyke!

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  41. danielle | March 9, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Now…if only someone would hang a sign right above those flabby opened porkchops that says: “Insert Knife Here”.

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  42. Stink | March 9, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Wow! The Rosie O’Donnell punching bag! I bet if you punch it too hard you’ll get cottage cheese and gravy on your knuckles.

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  43. New Game | March 9, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Even Libraesque thinks Rosie looks like a barnyard animal here, but of course that’s the _____ calling the _____ _____.

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  44. bigponie | March 9, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    All we need to do is fill her with hydrogen so we can send her to germany and say “here you go, we fixed your hindenburg”.

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  45. lattygirl | March 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    YEEEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!

    It burns!
    It burns!

    Oh my god, its like one of those giant balloons you see at a car lot!

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  46. jrzmommy | March 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    43–The dyke calling the faggot gay? The Yetti calling Rosie fat? What?

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  47. PapaHotNuts | March 9, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    I only wish Rosie did it naked. I’d stand behind her and lick every curly black hair rising out of a whitehead along the entire length of her chronically chafed buttcrack.

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  48. buttpirate | March 9, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Looks like Rosie’s knocked up to me. Maybe Kelli took a gob of sperm from an anonymous donor, put it on her nose and impregnated that loud-mouthed dyke.

    Regardless, when she’s hanging like that, all I can think of is eat at the “Y”. You know you were thinking it too. Yumm, yumm.

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  49. Stink | March 9, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    That pinata holds a LOT of candy.

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  50. LukeWarmwater | March 9, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    While she’s upside down like that I want to fill her vagina full of fire ants.

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