Rosie O’Donnell hangs upside down

March 9th, 2007 // 93 Comments

Jesus Christ, dude. Can you imagine this thing hanging from the roof of your bedroom? She’s like a vampire. Only instead of turning into a bat she turns into a hippo. And instead of drinking your blood she just eats a lot of food and farts.



  1. danielle


  2. MiSS_Sweet


  3. MiSS_Sweet


  4. magickal

    Thanks, ‘Fish….I just ate. *wretching*

  5. danielle

    Hippos everywhere are officially turned on.

  6. Shovelhead


    Damn, she is the most revolting, disgusting slob of a creature I have ever seen. How can anyone stand to look at or listen to her ? Why is she on TV ? Why do people watch her ?

  7. MassGrrl

    I’m sure I’ll get blasted for this, but I thought she was much fatter than that. Has she lost weight?

  8. leezastudio

    i fucking hope she droppes on her fat huge nogin. and i’ve seriously had enough of her, she’s fat, abnoxious and “disgusting” as Trump would put it

  9. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Fatman! Fatman! Fatman!

  10. supanigga

    that explains all the water in her head.

    i hope she pops an artery and gets a brain clot.

  11. It is a shame that the celebrity lifestyle allows people to reamin emotionally stunted woman/children doing every idiotic thing that pops into their head in a never ending quest to get whatever attention they didn’t get from their parents. The level of immaturity is truly astounding.

    I just have one more thing to say. Nyahhh Nyahhhh, Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.

  12. Ossie19

    I want to hear Trump’s comment on this one.

  13. Shovelhead

    Oh my eyes !

    I hope the washroom is not occupied, lunch is about to come back up. Please stop this. This is like some bad B movie. Island of the disgusting, lesbian vampire bats.

  14. danielle

    I see Red Lobster’s open for business.

  15. commissioner

    Man, I bet the ABC execs are regretting hiring her more than passing on “Friends”.

  16. PunjabPete

    Holy shit.. When you gotta start buying your inversion equipment at “Trapeze-Artists-Are-Us” you are one fat bitch… Is that a goddamn livestock sling? I think I saw Mike Rowe using that on heffers on Dirty Jobs… Come to think of it, I think I saw him use it on Rosie actually….

    The circus will never be the same….

  17. PunjabPete

    I mean really… is there anything more distrubing than the site of a face high inverted Rosie snatch??? You know she uses that so he “wife” can eat while standing…

    ACk ACK ACK…. BARF….

  18. Fifth Stooge

    I gotta get me one of those.

    One of those fat bitches I mean.

  19. Nature Channel

    As the two-legged hippopotamus rugmunchus hangs upside down from a very sturdy tree limb, its vulva can be heard gasping for air, as this is the only time of day that it is not smothered by the animal’s massive FUPA.

  20. #19 Fifth Stooge

    Comedy Gold!

  21. GooniesNeverSayDie

    How ironic that this vid clip actually increases my sadness.

    Isnt it supposed to help depression, not cause it?

    If I didnt know the history of psychiatry and that ridalin was a street drug, I think would just skip the hanging upside down and take some anti-depressants. Instead, I will exercise and take vitamins.

    Just kidding. I am being glib.

  22. PunjabPete

    #20 – LMAO….

  23. TashaVin`

    I really did enjoy her in “A League of Their Own.”
    …and when she had her show, I watched it, of course I lived in the woods, with no neighbors and no cable or satellite TV… I don’t watch TV anymore, and just started keeping up with the celebrity gossip thing, so I have nothing to say. other than I was like “THA FUCK” when it came out she was a Lesbian!

  24. I prayed to the heavens for the ropes to break. Alas, my prayers were not answered.

    Thankfully she still at least made herself look like a complete idiot. Next up in Rosie’s mental health series: spin around in your living room (Ricky Bobby “windmill”-style) for an hour a day to increase feelings of positive, quiet solitude as your friends slowly abandon you for acting like an insane buttmonkey!

  25. i_like_cheese

    i think she’s sexy

  26. alaskanchicsickle

    @20 gross, but funny!!

  27. MrSemprini

    Thank you so much for all of the nightmare fodder. I’ve got the Hoff in drag, a naked Jared Leto and now, Rosie O’Donaskmewhy hanging upside down with her legs spread. I’m never going to sleep again…

  28. Thomas the Wrapper

    # 20 is great- In the wild kingdom voice. I wish someone would hunt her down and mount her enormous head above the fireplace. With of the guns from Kmart- that she so strongly opposes…yet still took their money to be spokesperson from…cunt

  29. NotTheMomma

    what a fucking pig. she’s on anti-depressants huh. if i were a child abuser like her, i’d be on more than drugs. i’d probably slit my own throat.
    she’s such a pig.

  30. crestlin

    rofl! i just choked on my tea…

    on a side note, she’s a comedian guys, get it? they do stupid/shocking things to make people laugh…oi.

  31. PapaHotNuts

    I only wish one of my 2,762 porno vids made me as hard as this clip.

  32. PunjabPete

    #29 – Can you imagine how many darts it would take to take her down and get an ear tag and GPS collar on???

    Too bad old Stevo is not with us anymore…
    He could have run on the stage and jammed a fist in her cloaka….

  33. schack

    umm, you can pass out doing that…

    i hope someone breaks their face and sues her

  34. MrSemprini

    #31 hold on, checking my dictionary…

    OK, comedian is defines someone that is funny or does funny things. That lets her out…

  35. Italian Stallion

    They should call that thing “Cables of Steel”……..

  36. Wow Rosie hanging upside down…those are some big pants! I would dislike being the guy that has to go around and collect everything that fell out of those. It would be like cleaning up the set of a 6 way porno orgy video!

    Only cleaning up her garbage I’m sure you would just find yourself with many questions especially after you found some money with ellen’s face on it, a naked picture of oprah, a pocket pussy and elmo’s left furry limb!


  37. bigponie

    I wish there was a terminator out there for her.

  38. Can anyone else smell pork?

  39. jrzmommy

    It’s like a scene from a slaughter house….you know…..where the big sides of beef are hanging up……..Jesus. Lose some weight you fat dyke!

  40. danielle

    Now…if only someone would hang a sign right above those flabby opened porkchops that says: “Insert Knife Here”.

  41. Stink

    Wow! The Rosie O’Donnell punching bag! I bet if you punch it too hard you’ll get cottage cheese and gravy on your knuckles.

  42. New Game

    Even Libraesque thinks Rosie looks like a barnyard animal here, but of course that’s the _____ calling the _____ _____.

  43. bigponie

    All we need to do is fill her with hydrogen so we can send her to germany and say “here you go, we fixed your hindenburg”.

  44. lattygirl


    It burns!
    It burns!

    Oh my god, its like one of those giant balloons you see at a car lot!

  45. jrzmommy

    43–The dyke calling the faggot gay? The Yetti calling Rosie fat? What?

  46. PapaHotNuts

    I only wish Rosie did it naked. I’d stand behind her and lick every curly black hair rising out of a whitehead along the entire length of her chronically chafed buttcrack.

  47. buttpirate

    Looks like Rosie’s knocked up to me. Maybe Kelli took a gob of sperm from an anonymous donor, put it on her nose and impregnated that loud-mouthed dyke.

    Regardless, when she’s hanging like that, all I can think of is eat at the “Y”. You know you were thinking it too. Yumm, yumm.

  48. Stink

    That pinata holds a LOT of candy.

  49. LukeWarmwater

    While she’s upside down like that I want to fill her vagina full of fire ants.

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