After hearing about Naomi Campbell being arrested for beating her maid with a cellphone, the always angry Rosie O’Donnell challeged her to a fight, insisting that she needs somebody to “kick her ass.”
“I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you… ‘ and Naomi going, ‘Get away from me, bam bam bam!’ To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone. That’s got to score with the diamonds.She looks like you could snap her in two but she’s a tough-ass, kick-ass woman I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she’s beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.”
It’d be a pretty close fight, but in the end Naomi would probably end up the winner. Sure, Rosie O’Donnell outweighs her by four or five thousand pounds, but Naomi Campbell is freakishly strong and out of her mind. You can’t voluntarily get into a fight with somebody that head-butts people on a regular basis and expect to walk away victorious.
Booface (#39)
PapaHotNuts is right. You should never bring up the loss of a man’s team. The repercussions are s-e-v-e-r-e. I mentioned to another guy that his Duke lost to LSU.
Oh man–It cost me his friendship on Myspace. It’s been downhill from there.
Rosie was being awfully generous as she described her weight. However I am waiting the day Naomi gets HER ass beat good. CUNT!
#44 – In keeping with the Mexican theme:
How to make the skinniest bitch taco in the universe.
1. Wrap Naomi in a huge tortilla
2. Smother her in queso
4. Top with salsa verde and sour cream
5. Garnish with cocaine and parsley
6. Feed it to the fattest bitch in the universe, Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnell
That’s how Rosie would eat her for lunch, I say.
Oh yeah, and Rosie says she’s ONLY a deuce? Come on… the shadow of her ass is 200 lbs.
Wow. Is Rosie THIS desperate for publicity? Whatever.
Next Space Shuttle, first two seats. And please use defective O-rings.
In response, Naomi Campbell beat the shit out of three 8yr old mexican girls. Take that Rosie.
Geaux Tigers.
Looks like swift roundhouse kicks to the face for Rosie O’Donnell.
I’d like to watch Rosie O’ Donnell fuck Naomi Campbell. Hell, I’d like to watch anyone named Naomi Campbell being fucked.
200 lbs? Is she talking about her baby sister? Who the fuck does she think shes foolin? Rosie’s 2 fitty at least!
Naomi Campbell is a cunt though.
I’d like to hate fuck her.
i saw that on tv when it happened. it was on Jay Leno… but trust me, it wasnt as good or juicy as this artical makes it seem
Does anyone still think Rosie is a sweetheart?
Can you believe she used to be the spokesperson for Nickelodeon?
One head butt from Rosie and it’s all over. Naomi would be a drooling vegetable. Well, more of a drooling vegetable.
Don’t worry Papa, I’m a Gamecock so your team will always be better than mine. And I just like to say the word “Nutsack”, although it’s even cooler to say it like this: “Nut-thack”. As in, David Spade is a total nut-thack.
#53 Jacq, Since it’s a Chocolate Taco does that make it dessert? If so, sounds yummy!!!
#64 sad attempt of apology, never fuck with a guys team, in Italy, if you said that about someones favorite soccer team it would be your last words…..
P.S. Do they call you Booface, because when you take the bag off to have sex, they scream and run away?
#60 – “hate fuck”, that’s great. It’s like rape, but between a husband and a wife (when the wife really doesn’t want to give head and therefore does a really crappy job and this pisses off the husband who is ALREADY late to work but needs to get his nut so he gets even by pounding her ass in an angry rage and then messing up her hair and the drapes she just had cleaned.)
#65
Yes, Sherlock, of course that’s where I got my name. Thanks for rubbing it in, Nut-thack.
I would never say anything bad about Italian soccer players. They’re hot. There’s nothing that I like more than a nasty Italian hate fuck.
Dike v. Tranny…I’d order that on pay per view.
All Naomi has to do is tripped Rosie and she’d beat the shit out of rosie. Fuck that I want to see Naomi fight Paris I that would be some shit. Fight of the Bling Bling cell phone.