Rosie O’Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell

rosie-beat-up-naomi.jpgAfter hearing about Naomi Campbell being arrested for beating her maid with a cellphone, the always angry Rosie O’Donnell challeged her to a fight, insisting that she needs somebody to “kick her ass.”

“I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you… ‘ and Naomi going, ‘Get away from me, bam bam bam!’ To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone. That’s got to score with the diamonds.She looks like you could snap her in two but she’s a tough-ass, kick-ass woman I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she’s beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.”

It’d be a pretty close fight, but in the end Naomi would probably end up the winner. Sure, Rosie O’Donnell outweighs her by four or five thousand pounds, but Naomi Campbell is freakishly strong and out of her mind. You can’t voluntarily get into a fight with somebody that head-butts people on a regular basis and expect to walk away victorious.