Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Teen Mom Sends a Positive Message’

January 26th, 2011 // 43 Comments

And that message is, Babies = Money for Implants. I’m on board.

While Kim Kardashian has become a vocal opponent of MTV’s Teen Mom conveniently before her own show premiered, Rosie O’Donnell has come out in support of the reality show which she feels teaches kids a valuable lesson. Us Magazine reports:

“I have to say it’s interesting,” O’Donnell, 48, told Us Sunday at Self Magazine’s Tribute to Women Who Make Women Look Good on Film. “My daughter is 13. I watch it with her,” the star said of Chelsea, whom she adopted with ex partner Kelly Carpenter. “I think the fantasy for adopted children is to have a baby of their own, and then keeping it, which their mother did not do,” she mused.
Added the comic: “The rate of teenage pregnancy is up, so when my daughter saw that [Teen Mom 2] was on the air, I said ‘Let’s watch it.’”
Her review? “At the end of almost every episode the mothers say they wish they used protection or waited, ‘My whole life is over,’ or ‘I can’t live the life of a teenager.’ I think it sends out a positive message.”

And then in typical fashion, Rosie O’Donnell managed to prove she has no fucking clue what she’s talking about by entirely contradicting herself:

“I do feel sad that all these girls are getting pregnant in an effort to get on a TV show,” she told Us. “That’s a little tragic.”

When the supposed “positive message” is encouraging teens not to get pregnant, yet the end result is teens getting even more pregnant that’s what we in the biz call a “clusterfuck,” Rosie. Then again, you’re a drunk who likes to to tell people she could’ve banged Angelina Jolie and these are all pretty technical terms. I’d love nothing more than to explain them to you, but I seem to have left my satchel full of ribeyes at home. You understand.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
    Jimmy Crotche
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    I’d hit that ass it pic 5

  2. Smaug


  3. Rosie just loves her fellow Manpig Amber.

  4. I think Rosie makes sense; there can be a difference between the message SENT and the message RECEIVED. Like when Rosie talks she’s SENDING a message of peace, love and understanding, and I’m RECEIVING a message of “VAGINA AND DONUTS NOM NOM NOM!”

    • Bucky Barnes

      Believe it or not, whether or not Rosie is a lesbian remains unconfirmed. Even she doesn’t know for certain. Until science invents a device powerful enough to lift her gut out of the way so somebody can get a glimpse of her junk it will remain a mystery…

  5. Aaron

    I just made the first pic 100 times hotter.

  6. Ice-T

    I’d bang her nose, it’s the only part large enough to accommodate me.

  7. Oh Snap

    I smell bacon. Wait, we’re talking about Rosie O’Donnell? No, now I know.. It’s failure. I smell failure.

  8. Amber Portwood Teen Mom
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    Would be a vast improvement if she just pulled the hat over her face completely and cut some holes out to see / breathe.

  9. Amber Portwood Teen Mom
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    Paully D with a boob job, that’s absolutely terrifying

  10. equivocate savanah

    I love the way you think. Continue to share your on point perspective and knowledge with us, fish butt.

  11. Not if I rough you first

    Do I have to take care of the baby, to tap that?

  12. Kelley

    Jesus, still a butterface with fake tits.

  13. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
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    gag, she has no ass..or if she does its that of a 40 year old! puke.

  14. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
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    what ass?

  15. That is a Teen Mum?The fucking ugly witch face indicates like she’s in her late 20′s more like it or 30 but the body & fake tits say nay? Someone has to kill the Douche Bags that come up with shit like this, the execs of MTV ? I mean really go medieval on their asses! Does Gen Y really lap up shite like this?

  16. WhateverUSayIAm,ThatsWhatImNot

    Actually Rosie, the rate of teen pregnancy is DOWN. (whatever)

  17. Smellanie

    Never, ever understood the “tits before face” mentality. I know a hair dresser who’s face looks like the dark side ot the moon but damn if she ain’t proud of her huge plastic juggs.

  18. Cardinal Ximenez

    I’m starting to get homo freaked now… you keep showing Paul Stanley in that bikini and its making me feel all kinds of funny like when Uncle Lenny used to give me sponge baths in his conversion van when I was 14.

  19. Luke

    I would knock that bitch up, she is hot as fuck, tap tap tap all day long.

  20. MarkM

    Ah…great…the grotesquely obese “married” lesbian thinks that the teenage mom is a good role model…I can finally die happy.

  21. Not if I rough you first

    “At the end of almost every episode the mothers say they wish they used protection or waited, ‘My whole life is over,’ or ‘I can’t live the life of a teenager.’ I think it sends out a positive message.

    In actuality, “the message” was sent, when they booked the show. Not the Jerry Springer like final thoughts, Rosie…

  22. Amber Portwood Teen Mom
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  23. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
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    I’d beat the mud out that ass

  24. Senor_Borracho

    does she have Cher’s old face….like the one she switched out in about 2002?

  25. Rosie does have a point. Two actually, but they’re so lopsided and spaced apart that you only see one at a time.

  26. Duhhh

    Rosie and 48 in the same sentence is just plain visually gross.

  27. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
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    You would have to hit the ass, because that’s the only way to get around that Horse Face!!!

  28. Uh...

    As much as I hate to say it, I agree with Grossy O’Donnell a little. If the message that this show gives out is “this is terrible, I should have used protection, I should have waited until I was grown up”, then it has value. Unfortunately, all kids see is the money these leg spread knocked up teen sluts get for being on the show; there’s a giant group of young girls who are trying everything they can, to get pregnant so they can be on the show. And that’s really shitty.

    I fault MTV for this. It’s turned from a music video network into the lowest, most disgusting, most slimmy tv network out there. First the std infected fake guidos & guidettes of Jersey Shore, now this. Someone needs to drop a bomb on the mtv headquarters & kill off all the programming execs; they’re the television equivalent of the anti-christ. And, as for kim whoretrashian, the only thing she can teach is how to give a black dude a BJ and how to get pissed on in the face & enjoy it…

    • I wrote a cheque to Al-Qaeda with “MTV HQ” on the memo line. Do you think I was clear enough, or should I have included a little Post-it note or something?

  29. Farrah Abraham Teen Mom
    Peter Pantsless
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    Well, it sure beats putting up a picture of Rosie O’Donnell.

    Well done The Superfcial, well done.

  30. guitarguypa

    Rosie O is dumber than a bag of hammers. Teen Moms is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

  31. Mitch

    Rosie O’Donnell is about as relevant as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah. She is just sticking her fat ass into the discussion to try and get a little attention from the media.

    Fuck you Rosie.

  32. MrsU

    There’s something missing in all of these pictures……..

  33. Inmate 12236969

    I’m not fan of Rosie but I actually agree with her!!!

    Hey will one you of take one my guns and shoot me please!

  34. Cardinal Fang

    Cardinal Ximenez Said:
    “I’m starting to get homo freaked now… you keep showing Paul Stanley in that bikini..”

    That is so fucking funny. I was trying to place what or who that face resembled and you nailed it.

  35. LEB

    If you ever actually watch the shows on MTV, the overall message honestly is, “Teen parenthood sucks, it’s a mistake, you don’t want this life.” They don’t glam it up or make it “sexy” or make it seem like being a single teen mother whose babydaddy wants nothing to do with the kid is fun. The show documents these girls struggling with their education, with body image, with money, with the babydaddies who for the most part don’t have a clue and don’t care enough to try, and with having to grow up way too fast.

    Any teenager who watches that show and still wants to get knocked up (or still refuses to wear a condom and risks knocking someone else up) is most likely someone who would get knocked up anyway… with or without a reality show on teen parenthood. Hopefully for teens who DO get pregnant and don’t want an abortion, they are looking at Tyler and Caitlynn and seeing that compared to all the other teen parents, they are doing the best by far. Moral of the story: If you get pregnant as a teen, strongly consider adoption. But it would be better if you just plain didn’t get pregnant.

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