Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Be Playing Elizabeth Taylor Or Anyone’

April 24th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie:

“I feel very sorry for her,’’ she said. “I think she needs a lot of help. She needs a lot of time away.”
Lohan’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live” last month received mixed reviews.
“On ‘SNL’ it wasn’t as though she delivered,” said O’Donnell. “People watched expecting, hoping, wishing, but she needs a lot of help.’’
While Star [Jones] thought that people will still watch Lohan for the potential “train wreck,” Rosie wasn’t buying it.
“I don’t think she’s right for the role, and I don’t think she’s capable at this point of doing what’s needed to portray that character,’’ she said. “I think the interest level in her has waned significantly.’’
[Donny] Deutsch then declared that Lohan has the potential to be the Elizabeth Taylor of this generation, on and off-screen.
“You’re out of your mind,’’ Rosie replied.

Here’s the Catch-22 of this situation: On the one hand, Rosie O’Donnell is absolutely right. On the other hand, she’s Rosie O’Donnell and everyone hates her. So what I want to know is how much lesbian sex Lindsay offered her to go on TODAY and start crapping on the project therefore making everyone love it. And for the record, I just want to know the number of times without a single mention of the acts involved. I’m still trying to recover from the holistic jizz labor adventure this morning. I can still feel the shiny red pants…



  1. Jimbo

    Rosie O’Donnell shouldn’t be playing a lesbian anymore. Rosie and Chaz should just move to North Dakota and shut the fuck up…

  2. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “…..Do I look like our father yet?”

    ” There’s still some semblance of female in you.”

    (looks down in shame)

  3. Here’s the strange thing about Rosie O’Donnell. Looking at her IMDB, she is mostly cast as a *wink wink* version of herself. She’s essentially famous for being herself. Her discussion of who is able to play a character is . . . suspect.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhhhh…can I get a medical reading on this as to what the fuck is going on with this girl?

  5. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a nice look.

    (Puts shotgun in mouth, places big toe on trigger)

  6. Yuuuuup

    Her face is fucked up now but she still has the best rack in the biz.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Ali!!! Stop talking to your incoherent sister and EAT SOMETHING!!!!

  8. Josephus

    I feel like this is a more appropriate thread for this comment than the photo one, so I will reproduce it.

    “Lifetime announced that Lindsay Lohan will star in ‘Liz & Dick,’ the follow-up to her previous work, ‘Coke & Dick.’”

  9. YoMamma

    If everyone hates her, why won’t she just go the fuck away…

  10. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Um… Pretty…

  11. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Food

  12. Someone needs to shoot her sister and send her to the glue factory; she’s done.

    Don’t like Rosie but she is spot on; Blowhan needs to disappear for good.

  13. Jack Ketch

    Fuck, and her carrying a Birkin is like entering a garbage truck into the Grand Prix.

  14. JC

    Rosie says, “I think the interest level in her has waned significantly.” So starring in a made-for-Lifetime movie isn’t the peak of celebrity? Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.

  15. El Jefe

    If everyone hates Rosie then how come she had one of the biggest daytime TV shows ever and made hundreds of millions of dollars?

    I don’t understand the hate for her anyway, considering he has donated over $100 million to charities, I would say she is a far better person than most of us are. I find it a little hard to talk shit about someone who has given so much money and time to help others, but that is just me.

    • dooood

      there aren’t a lot of heavy lesbians who might really be dudes that make it in the biz

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Most people who don’t like her feel that way because she is a total bitch. She picks fights with random people to get attention. There’s nothing to respect about that.

    • YoMamma

      Speak for yourself – Rosie O’Donnel is NOT a better person than me.

      Just because she wants to cash in on a tax write-off and get good PR doesn’t make her a good person. People with millions of dollars should give to those less fortunate. It doesn’t make her a saint.

      • El Jefe

        She gave far in excess of what she could write-off in taxes. Tax write-offs are not straight write-offs by the way and there are other ways to write-off money where you can actually end up keeping the money with you or your family *cough cough Mitt Romney.

    • Ha! El Jefe referred to Rosie O’Donnell as “he.”

      • El Jefe

        Ha Ha, I know. I thought about correcting it but then I realized that Rosie would probably be okay with it.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    haha, we’ll find out on an episode of punked that this is really a Willis kid

  17. Archie Leach

    If I watched Lifetime – let alone if I even know what it is – I’d probably give a fuck.

  18. anonym

    lindsay is a talentless drunk druggy, and her sister is a weird looking bean pole.

    but rosie is just a pot calling kettle black.

    Rosie, don’t you need help too ?

  19. anonym

    oh clusterfuck.
    Star jones, donnie, and rosie, all fucking nutjobs on one stage.

  20. fartbucket

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  21. Blech

    Rosie O’Donnell said something? Gee, I always thought she just used her mouth for eating… all sorts of things.

  22. cc

    I heard she gets lots of offers to play the skin flute.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! And to think that 3 years ago I thought the thing could not get any uglier!!! She sure topped it!

  24. Angie

    If Lindsay menstruated barbecue sauce, Rosie would be her biggest fan.

  25. rican

    Who gives a shit about what that crazy fat bitch thinks, and who really gives a shit about that movie and who plays her.

  26. misterfister

    Rosie O’Donnell has a GUNT.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    A bloated mess!

  28. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    her body looks backwards

  29. logan

    I think all of Hollywood is f***ed up. Don’t watch any t.v. anymore. Don’t go to the movies anymore. Don’t buy music in any form anymore. My life sucks, but they are all a bunch of over paid tools who I will not support. Lindsay Lohan is a cracked up mess. Her sister is slowly starving. Rosie is just a loud mouth (I agree with her on this one). They are all shallow and I hang my head in shame for posting.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    … time for a cigarette.

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it with fire!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not an animal!!!”

  33. MarkM

    After making her statement to the press, Ms. O’Donnell, went back inside of her glass house, and locked her glass door.

  34. Good work landing the new gig, Lindsay. Please don’t fuck it up. Rosie please shut the fuck up.

    Here’s what I heard from Rosie shitting on Lindasy: “I once propositioned her for sex when she was going through her lesbian phase with Sam Ronson. But she’s was not nearly fucked up enough to go for it at the time.”

  35. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like such a fun shoot! Gorgeous models with some beuaitful dressed and some fantastic lighting. Looks like everyone had a good time!

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