Rosie Huntington-Whitely Should Wear Sunglasses More Often and Other News

June 16th, 2011 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Rihanna is still the only famous person from Barbados. [Popeater]

- Dave Chappelle might be coming back. But he still doesn’t want white people laughing when he says ‘nigger.’ [Huffington Post]

- Megan Fox will receive an award at The Maui Film Festival officially making it even less valid than the film festival I hold in my basement every year. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brooklyn Decker’s breasts were carved by Zeus. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Monica Bellucci gets naked for Elle France. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Redheads who aren’t afraid of their own cleavage, Blake Lively. [theCHIVE]

- And even Emma Roberts is giving it her best shot. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Reynolds puts the snark in douchesnarkbag. [Just Jared]

- George Clooney is still with the Italian bird. This has to be a record. [Popsugar]

- Joran van der Sloot probably knocked up his girlfriend while in jail. Also, he’s running a snack bar in there. [Bossip]

- James Mangold puts an end to speculation about whether or not Wolverine 2 will suck with a resounding “YES!” [Note: The opinion expressed in this link is expressly that of Photo Boy having recently watched Knight and Day after which he contemplated mailing anthrax to James Mangold's house.] [FilmDrunk]

- Justin Timberlake is a good listener. [Starpulse]

- Geez, JWoww is really starting to look trashy. HA — See what I did there? [TooFab]

- Did someone ask for Asians in spandex dancing to 90′s house music? You’re welcome. [Videogum]

- 30 Ways to Know You Love Sports Way Too Much [Bleacher Report]

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  1. about got damn time on new chappelle shows. but oh, no i’m not paying some motherfucking subscription, what planet ru on dave. what’s wrong with CC?

  2. Cock Dr

    Funny face, yet cute. Built like a giraffe.
    Please don’t make me go to DrunkenStepfather for the Bellucci shots. That site makes my eyes bleed (anus anyone?) & antivirus software light up like a pinball machine.

  3. Dan

    She is very pretty.

    Her outfit just reminds me so much of the 80s. I knew we would get around to that decade sooner or later!

  4. Bucky Barnes

    The Brooklyn Decker link is okay, although I liked the one from a couple months ago better.
    http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2011/04/brooklyn-decker-photoshoot.php

  5. Steven

    This girl is really ugly to me, her face is just annoying

  6. Amy

    I think a reality show based on Asians in Spandex would be much more entertaining than Jersey Shore. Blue-stripe Spandex boy is like the Elvis of Asians!

  7. Clarence Beeks

    that nose! UGH- i don’t find this woman to be pretty at all.

  8. AleisterCrowley

    She’s what I would think a blonde Penelope Cruz would look like.

  9. More Chappelle!!! Excellent!!
    Though I don’t get the latter-half of the line you put there… how does it relate to the article?

    • TomFrank

      Time Magazine, May 2005:

      “The black pixie—played by Chappelle—wears blackface and tries to convince blacks to act in stereotypical ways. Chappelle thought the sketch was funny, the kind of thing his friends would laugh at. But at the taping, one spectator, a white man, laughed particularly loud and long. His laughter struck Chappelle as wrong, and he wondered if the new season of his show had gone from sending up stereotypes to merely reinforcing them. ‘When he laughed, it made me uncomfortable,’ says Chappelle. ‘As a matter of fact, that was the last thing I shot before I told myself I gotta take f______ time out after this. Because my head almost exploded.’ “

  10. Ashley

    Nice hair. That’s about it.

  11. Frank Burns

    Wow, that boy has long hair.

  12. damon

    WHYYYYY do these semi pretty women stuff collagen into their lips…she has no lips, she has giant slugs on her face, i hate when women do this..its not nice looking at all..on the plus side at least she hasnt gotten plastic boobs yet…

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      I read an article the other day and she was saying she was made fun of for her lips as a youngster. She says they’re real. They really do look fake to me but maybe nature did this to her face and not a surgeon. We’d need to see old pics of her.

  13. the captain

    sure, this is the public way to cover your wrinkles when you’re refuse to tell people your real age!!

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Richard James
    Commented on this photo:

    The glasses are compensation for chest-of-man.

    Still, if I was going to fuck a man it might aswell be her.

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