Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.4.13

I’m a man without a Photo Boy this week (He’s on a cruise with his lady, and God willing, shitting into a bag so I can never let him hear the end of it.), so here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely for today’s The Crap We I Missed. And full disclosure: I’m entirely posting these to lure Blake Lively who just told Us Weekly she’s crushing on Rosie. I’m also not ashamed to admit each of these pics are booby trapped, so if you find yourself caught in a net, quickly cover your mouth before the mechanical spider spraying chloroform shows up with the scented candles.

You’ll have 20 seconds,

- The Superficial

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