I’m a man without a Photo Boy this week (He’s on a cruise with his lady, and God willing, shitting into a bag so I can never let him hear the end of it.), so here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely for today’s The Crap We I Missed. And full disclosure: I’m entirely posting these to lure Blake Lively who just told Us Weekly she’s crushing on Rosie. I’m also not ashamed to admit each of these pics are booby trapped, so if you find yourself caught in a net, quickly cover your mouth before the mechanical spider spraying chloroform shows up with the scented candles.
You’ll have 20 seconds,
- The Superficial
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Photos: FameFlynet
She just looks like a bitch that’s dumber than a box of rocks.. I’m surprised she’s even smart enough to pose around in panties and whatnot. I bet Victoria has a helper to make sure Rosie doesn’t put her drawers on backwards.
get all that from a photo? impressive no doubt!
most of that based on tranformers 3 promotional material. it may not be fair, but that’s what i’m going with until proven otherwise.
fair enough!
Most good looking people are dumb as fuck because they get along on their looks alone so don’t have to use their brains. But because they’re good looking people look up to them. They develop a superiority complex which people then interpret as smart for some reason.
or maybe we’re just being nice to them so we can get in their pants?
How come we never see any FRONTAL views or TOE shots, huh? THIS would bring the comments!
Um…no thank you. Looks like an anorexia poster child.
…and if he’d swung his arms like this in the water, we’d still be hunting for Bigfoot today.
Doing the second best Bigfoot impersonation ever…
She’s walking like she doing a “Bigfoot” sighting/pic.
hey this reminds me of that big foot video.
those are some nasty, weak-looking legs. blech!!
Photo Boy, on a cruise?
I can just picture his comments about the clientele on those things….I went on one of the “nicer” ones to Bermuda out of NYC and everyone’s either old as fuck or a giant blob.
You’re in port at this beautiful island, and theres a million and one people in electric wheelchairs stuffing themselves to Jimmy Buffet on the top deck of the boat. They dont even get off the god damn thing.
Does it really qualify as being in a bikini if she’s wearing a wetsuit over the top? It’s like promoting “Miley’s In Her Underwear” only for us to discover she’s fully dressed: She’s in her underwear…under her clothes.
This has been Deep Thoughts with TomFrank.
Hmmm…maybe not the best example in the world. It IS sort of news when Miley’s wearing a bra.
I was counting on you commenting on fish’s incorrect women’s clothing terminology. you sure do seem to know a lot about women’s clothing. Do you work at Mandee’s or something like that?
Hey, we can’t all be fake lawyers on the Internet like you.
That bikini makes her look like she’s wearing a codpiece.