Excuse Me, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Could You Point Me Toward The Airport? And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 12, 2013

- You’ve been denied an Alexander Skarsgard Tarzan movie. The time for vengeance is now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow smokes American Spirit cigarettes. Yup. [Dlisted]

– I’m not even going to be subtle, here’s 32 women on all fours. [theCHIVE]

- Snooki shit herself when she was pregnant. Of course. [tooFab]

– Most Victoria’s Secret Angels are 28 or under. Truly the hand of God is at work here. [BuzzFeed]

- Irina Shayk poses for Beach Bunny. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna‘s still dating Chris Brown. [IDLYITW]

– More importantly, Sara Jean Underwood‘s still tweeting bikini pics. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carey Mulligan wants to be Kate Winslet. [Celebslam]

- Adriana Lima topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Michael Lohan says Lindsay is going to fail at rehab, is not incorrect. [Amy Grindhouse]

– The Point Break remake has a director now. Goddamn you, Hollywood. Goddamn you to hell… [FilmDrunk]

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