Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Vs. Megan Fox

June 29th, 2011 // 218 Comments

Transformers: Dark of the Moon premiered last night in New York, so Photo Boy and I took the liberty of tossing together this gallery pitting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley against her predecessor Megan Fox at the 2009 premiere of Revenge of the Fallen, so you guys can actually argue over something meaningful for a change. Keep in mind, one of these women – How do I put this delicately? – was a pork receptacle for Shia LaBeouf, while the other currently has sex with Jason Statham. However, both were systematically tortured by Michael Bay, presumably because he didn’t get his PB&J that day, so you’re going to weigh all the evidence carefully and not hastily choose a butt to pee in all willy-nilly.

FIGHT.

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. chev70

    Rosie for me.

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    ksmack
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    Rosie looks like a model (vapid) while Megan looks like a very attractive actress (vapid but with expression)–and i like Megan’s tatoos. Going with Megan!

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    Ponkur
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    Take a good look at this picture and tell me that’s not a man.

  4. The Critical Crassness

    The problem here is a very simple one, Fish has asked us to determine which is hotter, a pile of pig shit or a pile of chicken shit…simply put, it all stinks up the place, horribly, so who cares!

  5. Longshot421

    Isn’t who is the hotter of the two kind of a moot point, since I’m pretty sure neither of them will hook up with any of me?

  6. Longshot421

    Isn’t who is the hotter of the two kind of a moot point, since I’m pretty sure neither of them will hook up with me?

  7. In the movie, The Rock, at about 1:16 in, there’s a plank of wood lying on the floor of Alcatraz. If you look really closely, it has a sizable knot hole in it. The floor is damp, and the wood is a bit water logged, so you needn’t worry about splinters. I vote for the plank of wood. Sure Rosie and Megan are cute and all, but that plank of wood can act. It is the most convincing plank of wood I have ever seen in a movie, Michael Bay or otherwise.

    • Bringbackbabalu

      The Rock is TERRIBLE! Hell, every fucking movie that comes out is full of people that can’t hardly act…at least Megan Fox isn’t really terrible. Transformers is retarded, and she gets the most idiotic roles…But really, who are you comparing her to? Shia? People from Twilight, Harry Potter, etc? I mean Will Smith and Leo are about the closest things to young talent. Sure I like Sean Connery, but The Rock is like the worst of his movies by far. Has Michael Bay ever had a decent movie, or ever had a movie with people who can act that didn’t look like shit? I mean Fox is by no means like an Mary Winstead, but fuck sake why does everyone hate her. She isn’t a drug addict whore like Lohan, or a drunk…she has the most amazing body…I mean 99% of the celebs that have a “six pack” really don’t even have anything close. I guess she had that done surgically, too.

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    don
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    this girl is sad. someone give her a cheesegurger please!!!

  9. Curse you, double posting!

  10. NTT

    Madame Tussaud loans her wax figures out for the red carpet now?

  11. rough for real ask your mommy

    I cant decide until we go to death round which is baby pictures. Megan looks downright angelic in her young picture via TMZ. Your move Rosie.

  12. Mike

    Neither. Both have huge lips now.

    Let’s actually consider natural beauties instead of people who went to the plastic surgeon a couple times.

    That being said, I like both of them. Just not on a sexual level.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    better

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    this is a very long arm

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    gorgeous

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    flawless

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    cuppy
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    Megan Fox at the 2008 premiere = way hotter than both these premieres. Lrn2google, PhotoBoy.

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    lola
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    LOL! I think she’s beautiful, don’t care what anybody else says.

  19. Bex

    There’s really only one way to settle this: Have both ‘actresses’ wear their respective gowns stand next to each other, and then slowly swap gowns. I think Megan would blow it outta the water, but I’m willing to let Science do it’s thing. Call their agents and let the tests begin! We need real answers!

  20. LOLzing

    Hahah, you guys are all crazy!! Both of them are stony-looking, not to mention ugly as F***!!! There’s nothing natural about either of those girls. Gross me out, both of them! ewzers

    • RJ

      Of course they gross you out. You’re one of the chicks guys could throw up next to them to increase their attractive value lol.

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    Maximus
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    Megan Fox by a wide margin.

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    LordAtama
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    I prefer pre-surgery Megan Fox to anything in the pictures of suggested in the thread.

  23. Mr Obvious

    Megan Fox today…. but in 10 years, Rosie will hold up better. Megan Fox is only a couple of surgeries and a few years away from looking like Shauna Sands.

  24. Bringbackbabalu

    I still am in awe at the retardation of you implying that LeDouche wasn’t full of shit when he said he stuck it in Megan Fox. She was already with Mr. 90210 at the time anyway most likely. And if not, there is no way she would be with Shia…Michael Bay, I would believe but cmon…

  25. Mike

    I prefer brunettes, so Megan. Although, let’s all stop kidding ourselves. They’re both hot, and any of us would be lucky to smell their perfumes, let alone ‘tongue their asses,’ as one of the first commenters said.

  26. …aaaaaand 69th!!

    and in her honor i shall now gallantly join forces with my july maxim, creating an alabaster brine to be dubbed “when hairy met rosie”.

    in other words i’m gona go jerk off now.

    money penny, hold my calls.

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    tmfvaughan
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    If you can overlook that ridiculous Marilyn Monroe tattoo, I’d say Megan Fox is the hotter one.

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    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    I think Rosie HW is fucking gross. Megan FTW.

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    Tamara
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    Mega Fox looks by far the best……..the model is pretty but Megan stands out

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    gk
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    rosie huntington-whiteley wins

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    Wotwot
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    She’s got a thick neck or a small head… I can’t decide which.

  32. Stuve

    For the longest time, I have been trying to figure out why I can’t get my fantasizing (i.e fap fap fap) down with this Rosie chick. Then it dawned on me–it’s her ridiculously permanent blow up doll face. (see: third pic of the chick 5/40). She may be statuesque but…that face. I normally like big lips but hers’ look weird.

    She looks like she would be a definite bore in the sack. And not the “she looks boring but is really a freak”. Nope, just a bore. To top it off, isn’t she a Brit? Hello Mrs. Prude.

    Megan, on the other hand. I don’t know. Deep down, despite all her many faults (talking, dumb tats, possible prosthetic body parts) I still have a soft spot for her, goddamnnit. I like brunettes better. Nice eyes. And as a chick, admire her body.

    Seriously, I get it, she says stupid shit sometimes. Okay, a lot. In the long run, I appreciate someone who can speak her mind. Dare you make a fool outta me! And honestly, I think she gets misunderstood sometimes, because her dry humor and sarcasm don’t come across well on print. Add that with her looks, and I think she automatically comes across as bitchy to people. (I think she’s 35% bitch, 65% fun times) And what’s better for rag mags and gossip sites to sensationalize–”crazy hot chick says crazy hot shit” or “chick has a point: Michael Bay is a douche”.

    Conclusion: I’ll deal with Megan’s crazy ass.

  33. tlmck

    Neither.

    Megan was hot when she was 19. Rose just has that snooty supermodel vibe. Not ugly, but not that hot either IMO.

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    Jen
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    Hands down Megan Fox….Rosie’s just a borderline anorexic model

  35. RJ

    What’s with all “she looks like she’d be a bore in the sack” talk? Technically it’s an insult to Megan…plus last time I checked, Rosie has a few nude modeling photos while I remember Megan saying she’d never do a nude scene in a movie…

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    bird
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    there’s no comparison. megan fox is way hotter than this dude.

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    bird
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    dude in drag

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    bird
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    yup. i wouldn’t want this girl to turn around to get a better look

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    bird
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    this is a very bad picture. yuck

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    bird
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    goddess

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    Daniella
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    That dress is FABULOUS.

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    Daniella
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    I was just thinking about how beautiful she looks, and thought, “what if it’s because she’s not with that guy anymore?” And then I noticed her left hand, which is conspicuously ring-less. Probably for the outfit, but still… she looks better.

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    i am a straight female so i wont be judging with my one eyed monster lol. I think Megan Fox is exotically sexy and beautiful. Rosie is of course incredibly beautiful…but too pretty. She makes the transformers movie look fake. Why on earth will a girl that looks like that fall in love with shia lol. Plus Megan reeks of sex appeal and just omg she is sexy lol.

    thanks lmao

    • erica

      like omg lol like omg lmfao lmao!!! haha

    • erick

      same with megan, way less believable. Sam was a nerd in high school, why would the hottest girl in school go out with him. now in the 3rd movie Sam is a grown man he is out of his awkward stage and his is sexy now. Sam and carly were 10x more believable. anyone could see that unless your not out of your awkward stage.

  44. GERBILS IN MY BUTT

    This “chick” looks like she she just stepped off an MTV realty show about Trannys! She looks like man.

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    bob
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    It’s retarded how much hotter Megan is

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    effie
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    how could you choose? They’re like the opposite sides of some completely delicious coin.

  47. temp

    honestly, they’re both beautiful, but in their own way.

    i’m personally on team rosie, so i’m of course going to root for her – has anybody seen rosie’s striptease video? i feel dirty posting it because i’m sure many guys will have fun with it, but whatever, i’m on the superficial. :P

    you can see it on the producer’s account at http://vimeo.com/8722055
    i feel like if you watched this video, you’d all be rooting for rosie too. :)

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    ena
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    Megan!!! all the way!!!

  49. Jovy

    Who Fucking Cares.
    SPOILER ALERT

    Ironhide fucken bit the dust and no one gave two shits :’(.

  50. Angus

    Megan Fox has a better looking face. Rosie has the better body.

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