Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a Bikini

January 7th, 2011 // 78 Comments

Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Antiqua with Jason Statham, and I can’t help but look back at the latest Megan Fox bikini pics and think Michael Bay made a horrible mistake here. Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law, but at the end of the day, no matter how rich you are or what gender you belong to, everyone has to learn to tune some woman out at some point in their lives. It’s the great equalizer.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Sizzle

    “Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law,”

    I’m a woman, and I laughed out loud at that.

    • She-Ra

      I’m a woman and I concur.

    • mud butt

      Wow, the Fish is mocking *Muslims* for a change – someone grew a pair over the holidays! Didn’t know you had it in ya.

      Mazel tov!

    • Alex

      This whole website is a Sharia law campaign. Grown women trying to garner attention by walking around with their breasts and ass hanging out. I mean seriously, she has jewelry on, she is not there to go for a swim.

  2. GravyLeg

    Guess he keeps her on a short leash.

  3. Jimmy Crotche

    I’d hit it.

  4. tinsley poop

    get a fucking life, fish, you mongoloid!

  5. krutboo

    don’t see the big deal about this bitch.

    • testington

      I just think she has a fucked up looking nose and a weird smooth top lip. Megan Fox is prettier, but I find her overrated as well. Megan Fox just looks like the trailer park version of Olivia Wilde

  6. burton

    she has sexy long legs, i was getting sick of seeing all the midgets (under 5 5 ) with their short unsexy legs, thank you!!!

  7. She’s got a nose that would make a Statham do the Humpty Dance.

  8. Drundel

    What’s wrong with her face?

  9. Deacon Jones

    Saying hot chicks are borderline crazy/retarded is like saying the sky is blue.

  10. Mortimer Duke

    What exactly is hot about her? If this is what this fool finds hot and attractive imma have to hit the X on this website and never return. Shes so ugly! The nose, the super pale pasty skin! Blecch!

  11. The Cynic

    All chicks make-up differently. I’ve never thought Megan Fox looked that great in the bikini shots, or anything else where she looks even close to her natural state; but when that bitch spends a few hours in the make-up chair, she’s amazing. Hopefully the same thing applies to RHW. She’s a VS model, so I’ve gotta assume she looks hotter made up than she does here.

  12. How much for a dozen of her? Oh yeah, a dime.

  13. Kat

    How is she unattractive? If she walked into any public space, all eyes would be on her. Am I missing something?

    • I was told once that there’s a difference between a chick who’s “hot” and one who’s “fit”. I think the difference here may be something about her face… somewhere in the middle there… used for breathing…

      Maybe it’s a bad set of pictures or something. I wouldn’t call her unattractive, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say she looks stunning or gorgeous either.

      • Ed

        I dated a girl with a nose like that once. I thought she was attractive, the nose is just a small part and looked fine in the bigger picture. But when we kissed all I could think was “It’s poking me in the face again.”

      • Anne

        yes she does have a big nose, but she has big eyes and lips that kind of balance it out, and she looks horrible in pictures, she looks better in motion

  14. Beatrice Beasley

    You used to make me belly-laugh, but that was months (maybe years?) ago. Now it is the same old tired jokes about ugly and/or pretty and/or fat and/or skinny and/or pregnant women. I mentioned this to a friend of mine who also used to belly-laugh at your ramblings, and she said she doesn’t even come here anymore because you no longer make her laugh. I find that while I still visit, I most likely am doing so only out of habit as evidenced by how I generally just skim what you write, because it has gotten so repetitive. I think you can do better (unless you are a different person, in which case count yourself lucky that you got this gig.) If you can’t do better, thanks for the laughs oh so long ago.

    • Heyzeus Hosay

      Well said! I too noticed something not quit the same…..new Fish? Too bad. Old Fish was a poet

      • I’m still the same. Been cranking out more posts than usual thanks to finally hiring a photo editor and still adjusting to the new flow.

        If I ever leave – which I won’t – you’ll know.

      • McFeely Smackup

        you hired a photo editor? I don’t mean to belittle someone elses job that I might not fully understand…but it seems like cropping a couple dozen photos a day isn’t exactly a full time job.

        Wait…I think I just did belittle someone elses job. ah well, fuckit.

  15. Cardinal Fang

    I’d like to see more of her. Very nice legs

  16. Soviet Snow

    Nice filter ya got going there fish. I’m impressed

  17. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Potty Humor
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude pissed himself.

  18. jumpin_j

    This is a Victoria’s Secret model? I guess the secret is airbrush.

  19. farthammer

    is she wearing those novelty glasses with the fake nose?

  20. McFeely Smackup

    it looks for all the world like that nose is attached to the glasses…which she put on as a joke.

    And why is she wearing a dog harness? There’s nothing remotely “hot” about this chick. She’s skinny, and seems fit…but it just doesn’t rise to hotness, and her face…god, butterface doesn’t even come close.

  21. RoboZombie

    Homely!

  22. Tiffany

    Clearly none of you have seen this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lMB38Ch948

    Rosie > that tranny looking girl named megan fox.

  23. Rhialto

    That’s quite a girl.

  24. Joey

    Umm what’s with the body chain? Is this 12 year old trying out for the jersey shore?

  25. ???

    don’t understand why ppl hate Rosie, her nose looks fine, she’s stunning and she didn’t say anything yet, it’s stupid to hate somebody for no reason…

    • Anne

      its ok soon all the haters will be kissing her ass, when Miranda Kerr was first a model everyone was like oh shes not model material oh shes ugly bla bla, but now shes a super popular model

  26. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Bla
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re kidding right? She’s smoking hot! She only looks weird because of the posture.

  27. d

    Are we sure that’s her? As a straight female, I don’t spend a ton of time pouring over her images, but that woman’s face doesn’t look anything like her’s, not even her paparazzi pics (which aren’t photoshopped like mad like the Victoria’s Secret mag).

    Besides, I wouldn’t say the Megan Fox pics were much better. My first thought when I saw them was that, aside from being skinny, she didn’t have anything going on below her neck. And neck and above was ruined by plastic surgery.

  28. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This young woman is very tall fit & cute. She took some bad photos here.
    I hope the site shows her in a better light sometime in the future.

  29. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is he wearing? I thought this guy was cool until I saw these fucking shorts. *eyes closed, with a subtle head shake*

  30. Anne

    gorgeous healthy body, shes not too thin, her rims arent sticking out amazing smooth body!

  31. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Commented on this photo:

    Even in crappy photos this girl is hotter than megan fox. I wouldnt piss on megan fox if she were on fire, but then, Im not R. Kelly.

  32. wim

    agree: LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, she is hot. But Megan looks better in those bikini pics and she also had the awkward posture going on. For a supermodel, Rosie doesn´t really stand out.

  34. Galtacticus

    I’m looking for cryptic signs written in the sand … Damn! Is that an arrow?! Possibly size Paris hilton??

  35. Mysteries of rough boxing

    Great long legs! Jason doesn’t need to do any research, to take on the role of Jack and the Beanstalk…

  36. Nero

    Yup that’s it.

  37. Rhialto

    Yep it’s, sweet dreamz.

  38. Galtacticus

    Not really interested in grease filled boneheads.

  39. Gando

    They’d keep coming, don’t they!? Again, GAME OVER (go backy to your greasy friends).

  40. Gaby

    OMG PPL STOP HATING ON HER!!!!! SHES GORGEOUS SHES A SUPERMODEL FOR A REASON!!!! STOP HATING JUTS BECAUSE SHES GONNA B IN DA NEW TRANSFOMERS INSTEAD OF MEGAN!!!!! AL OF U JUST STOP BEIN ASSHOLES AND GET A LIFE!!!

  41. pugnoseslut

    ugly as sin but at least she gotsa nice pair of stems …
    refreshing after stump legged tiny lil’ legs with big madame dummy faces …
    this one don’t need 6 inch heels to be 5ft. 4 ..
    are ye listenin horseface & gorillaface ????
    who cares about her face ..
    they’ll ‘shop the hell outta it…
    at least they don’t have to do the neck . legs …

  42. Adamn

    “Damn, it’s a Shelley Hack! That’s like gettin’ a Shemp!”- Cotton Hill

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