Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Antiqua with Jason Statham, and I can’t help but look back at the latest Megan Fox bikini pics and think Michael Bay made a horrible mistake here. Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law, but at the end of the day, no matter how rich you are or what gender you belong to, everyone has to learn to tune some woman out at some point in their lives. It’s the great equalizer.
Photos: INFdaily
“Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law,”
I’m a woman, and I laughed out loud at that.
I’m a woman and I concur.
If you’re a woman, why aren’t you making me a sandwich?
Wow, the Fish is mocking *Muslims* for a change – someone grew a pair over the holidays! Didn’t know you had it in ya.
Mazel tov!
This whole website is a Sharia law campaign. Grown women trying to garner attention by walking around with their breasts and ass hanging out. I mean seriously, she has jewelry on, she is not there to go for a swim.
Guess he keeps her on a short leash.
I’d hit it.
who?
get a fucking life, fish, you mongoloid!
don’t see the big deal about this bitch.
I just think she has a fucked up looking nose and a weird smooth top lip. Megan Fox is prettier, but I find her overrated as well. Megan Fox just looks like the trailer park version of Olivia Wilde
she has sexy long legs, i was getting sick of seeing all the midgets (under 5 5 ) with their short unsexy legs, thank you!!!
Me too. She has killer legs!
We get it. You’re into tall women. You don’t have to put your over 5 5 requirement into every single thread.
She’s got a nose that would make a Statham do the Humpty Dance.
Ha! Love the Digital Underground reference!
I was at an after party and Humpty Hump was there. He passed me a joint and when I hit it I was pissed to find it laced with coke, cause I don’t do that shit.
What’s wrong with her face?
Def. has a jew nose going on there…
It reminds me of the prosthetic that Maebe Funke used when she posed as Surely (for you Arrested Development fans).
She’s not Jewish. She’s from the U.K. last I hear.
Nothing is wrong with her face, she’s naturally beautiful. And her body is perfect.
Coz, you know, there are no jews in the UK…
Saying hot chicks are borderline crazy/retarded is like saying the sky is blue.
What exactly is hot about her? If this is what this fool finds hot and attractive imma have to hit the X on this website and never return. Shes so ugly! The nose, the super pale pasty skin! Blecch!
um, he’s actually saying she’s not attractive. read the post dumbass.
Go have a balance breakfast of dick and balls Abby. And your mom is a dumbass for not having that abortion.
Awfully defensive and sophomoric reply, Duke…”abby” burned you, just deal with it.
lmfao. duke is an idiot. thank you abby.
LOL…aw, stupid people make this site even better
im a girl and ya i agree her face is kind of weird, but her body is beautiful,,, i wouldnt mind having a body like that
All chicks make-up differently. I’ve never thought Megan Fox looked that great in the bikini shots, or anything else where she looks even close to her natural state; but when that bitch spends a few hours in the make-up chair, she’s amazing. Hopefully the same thing applies to RHW. She’s a VS model, so I’ve gotta assume she looks hotter made up than she does here.
How much for a dozen of her? Oh yeah, a dime.
How is she unattractive? If she walked into any public space, all eyes would be on her. Am I missing something?
I was told once that there’s a difference between a chick who’s “hot” and one who’s “fit”. I think the difference here may be something about her face… somewhere in the middle there… used for breathing…
Maybe it’s a bad set of pictures or something. I wouldn’t call her unattractive, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say she looks stunning or gorgeous either.
I dated a girl with a nose like that once. I thought she was attractive, the nose is just a small part and looked fine in the bigger picture. But when we kissed all I could think was “It’s poking me in the face again.”
yes she does have a big nose, but she has big eyes and lips that kind of balance it out, and she looks horrible in pictures, she looks better in motion
You used to make me belly-laugh, but that was months (maybe years?) ago. Now it is the same old tired jokes about ugly and/or pretty and/or fat and/or skinny and/or pregnant women. I mentioned this to a friend of mine who also used to belly-laugh at your ramblings, and she said she doesn’t even come here anymore because you no longer make her laugh. I find that while I still visit, I most likely am doing so only out of habit as evidenced by how I generally just skim what you write, because it has gotten so repetitive. I think you can do better (unless you are a different person, in which case count yourself lucky that you got this gig.) If you can’t do better, thanks for the laughs oh so long ago.
Well said! I too noticed something not quit the same…..new Fish? Too bad. Old Fish was a poet
I’m still the same. Been cranking out more posts than usual thanks to finally hiring a photo editor and still adjusting to the new flow.
If I ever leave – which I won’t – you’ll know.
you hired a photo editor? I don’t mean to belittle someone elses job that I might not fully understand…but it seems like cropping a couple dozen photos a day isn’t exactly a full time job.
Wait…I think I just did belittle someone elses job. ah well, fuckit.
I’d like to see more of her. Very nice legs
Nice filter ya got going there fish. I’m impressed
Dude pissed himself.
This is a Victoria’s Secret model? I guess the secret is airbrush.
is she wearing those novelty glasses with the fake nose?
hahaha
it looks for all the world like that nose is attached to the glasses…which she put on as a joke.
And why is she wearing a dog harness? There’s nothing remotely “hot” about this chick. She’s skinny, and seems fit…but it just doesn’t rise to hotness, and her face…god, butterface doesn’t even come close.
Homely!
Clearly none of you have seen this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lMB38Ch948
Rosie > that tranny looking girl named megan fox.
Rosie’s insanely gorgeous.
That’s quite a girl.
Umm what’s with the body chain? Is this 12 year old trying out for the jersey shore?
she doesnt look like a 12 year old to me she has nice hips and a feminen body and shes not boney.
don’t understand why ppl hate Rosie, her nose looks fine, she’s stunning and she didn’t say anything yet, it’s stupid to hate somebody for no reason…
its ok soon all the haters will be kissing her ass, when Miranda Kerr was first a model everyone was like oh shes not model material oh shes ugly bla bla, but now shes a super popular model
You’re kidding right? She’s smoking hot! She only looks weird because of the posture.
Are we sure that’s her? As a straight female, I don’t spend a ton of time pouring over her images, but that woman’s face doesn’t look anything like her’s, not even her paparazzi pics (which aren’t photoshopped like mad like the Victoria’s Secret mag).
Besides, I wouldn’t say the Megan Fox pics were much better. My first thought when I saw them was that, aside from being skinny, she didn’t have anything going on below her neck. And neck and above was ruined by plastic surgery.
This young woman is very tall fit & cute. She took some bad photos here.
I hope the site shows her in a better light sometime in the future.
What the fuck is he wearing? I thought this guy was cool until I saw these fucking shorts. *eyes closed, with a subtle head shake*
gorgeous healthy body, shes not too thin, her rims arent sticking out amazing smooth body!
Even in crappy photos this girl is hotter than megan fox. I wouldnt piss on megan fox if she were on fire, but then, Im not R. Kelly.
agree: LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, she is hot. But Megan looks better in those bikini pics and she also had the awkward posture going on. For a supermodel, Rosie doesn´t really stand out.
I’m looking for cryptic signs written in the sand … Damn! Is that an arrow?! Possibly size Paris hilton??
Admitted, size Paris hilton isn’t really something what people like to show off.
It’s rare but there’s something like necessary evil …. Ofcourse not to be wrong interpretated.
And why isn’t that dwarf Jason Statham in these pics?
That arrow or maybe it’s even a V-sign that could be his shadow as well. I guess he’s right there standing behind her left leg.
Jason Statham got probably stuck somewhere between her boobs or buttocks.
Great long legs! Jason doesn’t need to do any research, to take on the role of Jack and the Beanstalk…
Yup that’s it.
Yep it’s, sweet dreamz.
Not really interested in grease filled boneheads.
They’d keep coming, don’t they!? Again, GAME OVER (go backy to your greasy friends).
OMG PPL STOP HATING ON HER!!!!! SHES GORGEOUS SHES A SUPERMODEL FOR A REASON!!!! STOP HATING JUTS BECAUSE SHES GONNA B IN DA NEW TRANSFOMERS INSTEAD OF MEGAN!!!!! AL OF U JUST STOP BEIN ASSHOLES AND GET A LIFE!!!
ugly as sin but at least she gotsa nice pair of stems …
refreshing after stump legged tiny lil’ legs with big madame dummy faces …
this one don’t need 6 inch heels to be 5ft. 4 ..
are ye listenin horseface & gorillaface ????
who cares about her face ..
they’ll ‘shop the hell outta it…
at least they don’t have to do the neck . legs …
“Damn, it’s a Shelley Hack! That’s like gettin’ a Shemp!”- Cotton Hill