It took a few days for the modern world to notice – mostly because her avatar confirms suspicions of boozin’ – but Roseanne fired off the following missive regarding the recent Catholic Church scandals on her blog:
the pedo priests are trying to cover up the number of LITTLE GIRLS they have molested too, as if that doesn’t matter as much as what happens to boys. Trust me, the number of girls raped and molested by priests is at least double the boys. They are trying to cover it all up so that they can end up purging gay priests, and laying the blame on them. The fact is pedos like to rape both boys and girls, and only a small number of pedos are exclusively into male children.
I am starting to think that any parent who takes their kids to catholic churches from now on should lose custody. Taking your kid where you know sex offenders hang out is inexcusable!!!
As someone who thinks religion is an absolute fairy tale used to justify hate, let me be the first to say what the fuck is Roseanne talking about?! Yes, the Catholic Church is blatantly trying to scapegoat gays, but to claim the number of girls molested is twice that of boys is a specious argument unless becoming a choir boy suddenly makes you have a vagina. I’m honestly not familiar with the process seeing as I was raised a snake-handler. Then again, so were these priests. HIYO! Hell is gonna be hot.


































Second!
Would somebody please wheel her back into her igloo?
So says the Jew….
She’s stating facts about molestation statistics. Moron.
You know Roseanne’s a wildcat in the bedroom. I would swallow her anus.
She may not be that far off the mark….
… and Roseanne is completely relevant… Riiiiiiiight… a walking catchers mitt posts something on her little blog and people are supposed to care what crazy shit she has to say?
Please.
Everyone knows whoever actually decides to become a priest is a deeply troubled to begin with…that, coupled with lack of sex and booze as an outlet, is asking for fucking trouble.
lol this fish guy….
just do some googling about the subject… that’s probably all she did…
and given that the pope tried to cover this stuff up… what she’s saying doesn’t sound that crazy to me…
Yeah. This is a really bad situation and no one seems to care. The media’s more concerned with Tiger and if Sandy’s a Nazi. Report some real news…and get these priest in jail!!!
Word…I didn’t even know she was still relevant enough for people to read her posts.
she’s is totally not on my hot list. Dude…but for real, who is hotr? roseanne or tom arnold? just saying…
http://ishotr.com
Roseanne is just speaking out of her ass. Get your facts straight and make an educated comment.
Old, ugly and not funny.
Sucks to be her……
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#7 and 11 agreed.
When she grabbed her crotch after butchering the National Anthem; she lost relevancy as a human being. I wouldn’t have known she even had a blog if, I had not come across this post on the fish.
Whatever the case may be, there is some serious bad stuff going on in the Catholic church. I, for one feel a little bit better for not taking part in organized religion.
Hell certainly is gonna be hot…. hot enough to toast marshmallows!
not to make excuses, since i have kids and would gladly whack anyone who fondled them–and also i’m catholic..BUT…it’s well documented that the rate of molestation among catholic priests is no higher than among any other group of people in charge of kids (protestant preachers, teachers in general…) –take ur catholic bashing to a kkk meeting roseanne you ignorant fat fuck..
p.s. i don’t have my kids in catholic school or church but that’s for a whole other set of reasons..
To #16 – Dude – just curious, what are the whole other set of reasons?
You heard it guys, no more dentist visits, doctor visits, or going to school for your kids. Never take them to wal mart or the mall or McDonalds.
You’ll, hopefully, lose custody.
And the Superficial writer is gonna die a snake-handler.
Just like Moe.
@Kat.. (1) i think it’s all a bunch of bologna, (2) the church called my daughters bastards cos my wife and i married in a civil union, (3) catholic school for me meant getting caned pretty much every week, (4) the emphasis in general is off in all christian churches (too much about the crucifixion/resurrection/praising the name of jesus versus reinforcing the way jesus said to act (whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers/love your enemy…)
i guess i could go on but hopefully this makes sense. NOT, that’s not to say i don’t believe in god/doing charity work..i just don’t believe in church.. dig?
OK, Fish, let me clear it up for you. The Catholic Church is trying to claim that gay men are attracted to children and so homosexuality is what’s responsible for children being molested by their priesthood. Once they get rid of gay priests, everything will be fine. It’s a witch hunt, pure and simple, because they can’t admit that their clergy is a haven for pedophiles. Roseanne is trying to refute that, but as usual she’s doing a crap job of it – no wonder you can’t tell what she’s talking about.
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME – HOMOSEXUAL MEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN. THEY ARE NO MORE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN THAN STRAIGHT MEN ARE. If you want to have sex with a child – no matter what gender – you’re a pedophile. The whole percentage of boys vs girls argument is a specious one because preying on a child is wrong, no matter what gender – if you think a priest molesting a little girl is more acceptable than one who molests an altar boy because the one diddling that altar boy is gay, you have your head up your ass.
What’s worse is that the fear of “a queer molested you, you must be queer, too” has haunted far too many victims and far too many of them have kept silent over the years in shame. By blaming homosexuality instead of accepting its responsibility for allowing criminals to remain in its priesthood, the Catholic Church is now deliberately promoting that ignorance. And by doing so, they’re just re-victimizing all those who suffered sexual abuse at the hands of their clergy.
Shame on them. There are no words for how low they’ve sunk.
Coming from a jew……
“”There are three stages required for the performance of a ritually correct circumcision in Jewish law: the removal of the foreskin; the tearing of the underlying membraene so as to expose the glans completely; and the SUCKING AWAY OF THE BLOOD, m’tsitsah.” Roger V. Pavey. The Kindest Cut of All. Bognor Regis, W. Sussex: New Horizon. 1981. pp. 87-88.
So its okay that its part of their religion TO SUCK LITTLE BABIES DICKS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Rosanne is the funniest lady I can think of, just my opinion and I don’t think many people would agree. Regardless, if you knew her history and her upbringing you would have better understanding why she would make comments like this. Most likely this is a first hand opinion, which is sad.
Roseanne was molested as a child, which then was denied by her other family members when they were grown ups. That’s enough to make you crazy, I think, and yes, she seems to be just that. I give her a pass in general because of said abuse and the mindfuck afterwards.
@ Dude: well said, and I agree (about believing in God, not the church).
Rabbi gave babies Herpes from ritual cock sucking, its part of their religion to suck baby cock
http://www.aztlan.net/metzitzah_b_peh.htm
She’s still alive?
@20 – Dig.
Roseanne – I would shoot her, but then those whale watcher sea shepherd assholes would start throwing shit at my house.
She is 100% right.
Personally I think all parents that teach their children the hatred that is religion are guilty of child abuse.
Almost every form of religion is about hatred and intolerance.
Savalanche @2 – I think traditionally when they got to this stage they set them adrift on an iceflow.
It makes no difference really. A pedophile is just that… a pedophile. Gender preference is not the issue (so to speak, because you’re supposed to be celibate,) it’s the fact that these sick fucks are attracted to CHILDREN. That is the issue, and there’s no way around it.
LOL @ #18
As a gambling man, I’m willing to let my daughter be in the company of 98.9 %priests, Micheal Jackson, and a six year old boy. Since, yucky is one word they might use to describe little “Tabitha”
I don’t really care about Rosanne and whether or not she’s “relevant” or “sane”, but here’s a random tidbit: quite a number of Catholic parishes allow girl altar servers. Please do a little research before blasting someone else’s lack of research. It’s not medieval times anymore and even some Catholic churches are letting the women-folk participate. So Rosanne’s point–while probably based on nothing other than assumption and general rage at pedophiles–is somewhat feasible. Oh, and I was a girl altar server growing up and no, nothing happened.
16 – I call bullshit.
I went to catholic school for nine years. My friend in 7th grade, a girl, was raped by one of the teachers but fortunately he wasn’t a priest so the dioceses didn’t shuffle him around or get him off. Also NOTE the school shelved previous complaints of misconduct with that particular teacher for touching the thighs of young girls.
This is not about the rate of molestation among priests vs. others. This is about the insanity of the church encouraging pedophilia by hiding it, and for taking no responsibility and saying “the devil did it” pretty much and calling all of these rapes “gossip” while comparing the negative comments to the mass murder of Jews in WWII. Really a slap in the face to victims.
So yes, the Vatican can go in hell.
And I have nothing to do with the KKK or any racist group, loser. But I believe my own eyes.
Fish, best post. Ever. Well said. You too, justifiable.
Way too much to cover in this limited forum but I was also raised Catholic and attended Catholic schools from elementary all the way through Boston College. At no point did I ever see anything inappropriate from a priest, and we had rookies fresh from the Seminary all the way up to the odd Cardinal prancing around campus.
This is a tragic time for the Catholic Church but I also believe that what we’re seeing here is relatively transitory. I recall stories from uncles and great uncles who told stories about their small town experiences. Back then, and by that I mean the early 50′s, sex education wasn’t taught by the nuns but rather by Seminarians from the “big city”. When these guys showed up, they encouraged the small town boys to express themselves and some of them, as with any group, were confused with their sexuality and sexual orientation.
At the time, these young boys were actively encouraged to consider the priesthood as a means to “resist” the evil temptations (remember, this is the 50′s). Many of these young men, perhaps already unstable and candidates to become pedophiles (nothing to do with homosexuality, thanks for asking), joined the priesthood. They were already a mess before they got there and I’m convinced beyond a doubt that many of these kids became the pedophiles we’re dealing with today.
So we, and by “we” I mean the Catholic Church, went through a horrible period where we probably took some of the weakest and confused members of our society and turned them into priests.
The “recruiting process” changed in the 60′s and 70′s as people became more enlightened, but yes, given what we did, many of the abuses started in the 60′s and continued into the 90′s, at which point many of those yanked from their personal hell in the 50′s started dying out / retiring.
Oops.. went on longer than I meant and again, this a truly complicated process that features a generation of priests who should have never become priests.
Anyway, my two cents..
who the fuck cares what this twinkee eating fat bitch says? She looks like the gargoyles you see on the front of the old churches anyway except much fatter.
Listen, snakehandler….
LOVE YOU. Hell or high water.
I like how a few priests get in trouble for molesting kids, and now all of a sudden, according to the America-hating liberals out there, the entire Catholic preisthood is made up of nothing but pedophiles. That’s like saying all liberal politicians are murderers because Hillary Clinton and Gary Condit both had their ex-lovers murdered. Only difference is Liberal politicians don’t get in trouble when they commit felonies.
Typical liberal propoganda and stealth tactic, attack the conservative groups with outrageous lies to get the media to concentrate on that fictitious event while they systematically dismantle the backbone of the US one liberal gov’t program at a time. And all you douchebages keep buying into it…what losers you all are.
Who cares what GROSS-anne barr has to say. The idiot has issued public statements over the years, claiming she was a truck stop whore, that she has multiple personalities, that she’s bisexual, that… blah blah blah. This media whore will say ANYTHING to be noticed. Let’s just ignore her; she’ll melt away into a puddle of gross fat & cholesterol and the world will be a better place for it…
I agree with #35, growing up, I remembered my grandmother telling me that in her days, many men who “don’t fit in” would take up priesthood as a form of escaping the rest of the world.
While it’s embarrassing to see how the Church is choosing to deal with this, saying that parents taking children to church should lose custody made her lose any point she was trying to make.
I love how the opinion of the American people seems to be that one is not “relevant” unless you are on 500 channels 24/ 7.
Her sitcom was the last gasp of “reality” TV for the blue collar everyman and woman and still plays in 4-5 episode blocks on several channels, so somebody is watching her. Often.
The fact that people still mention her National Anthem debacle where the news media almost crucified her in public to divert attention from President Bush’s son Neil key role in the Silverado Savings and Loan Scandal (sound familiar America?) is testament itself that most people here in the US are addicted to bullshit and soundbites and that the witchburners are the very ones who worship Satan.
She is like alot of people in this nation, rich and poor , FED UP with bullshit and the muckrackers that sling it , she also knows most religion is the cause and the glue that holds together alot of suffering , wars and mess in this world. She is Telling the TRUTH.
If that forces people to re-examine their system beliefs and everything they “know” from the ground up , then so be it, I dont expect sheep to go quietly when they are challenged with facts right under their runny noses they are trying to deny deny deny..
I happen to think Roseanne always speaks the truth , unfortunately, she is an incest & car accident survivor who was forced to give up her child from teen pregnancy which has left her extremely bi polar and not always able to state her opinions without going nuclear.
Its interesting to see how misogyny rules our society today just based on these posts alone, young pretty vapid starlets/ mistresses are the only “voice” that women are allowed to have in a public forum, speaking of only infidelity , fashion and weight loss to avoid being accused of witchcraft .
Go on Roseanne, you are truth telling in a good loud and crazy way , which, at this point, are really the only people who are going to save this nation from sliding further down the crapper.
Wow, she used the whole priests fucking kids thing to get back in the public eye? Lammmmmmmmmmme. Honestly everything about religion has always been creepy to me. From the half naked guy hanging off a cross to the creepy dark buildings they all congregate at to the weird zombie like crap they all spew. Old creepy men fucking children is probably the least surprising thing about catholic religion. Oh well, everybody needs a sense of belonging to curb their fears so why not join a cult, oops religion I mean.
Conservatives and Christians who deny that this is a widespread problem ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
Hundreds and hundreds of victims are on record. The Church has been proven to simply shuffle priests around to cover up the crimes instead of making sure they are charged.
Lets not even touch upon all the Conservative politicians and other leaders that are always talking about family values and then get caught with a male prostitute or using cocaine in the back of a car with a hooker.
You won’t hear these stories on Fox Lies so the blind followers of Christianity/Conservatism won’t know about the truth.
#35 Crusty, as much as you’d like to make pedophilia in the priesthood a “relatively transitory” affair, it isn’t. Brendan Smythe was molesting kids in 1945, people who gew up Catholic in the 1950′s like your relatives were molested during that time, and criminal cases have been brought that occured during the 60′s, 70′s, 80′s, 90′s etc. That’s not “transitory” and your banking on just one (or maybe just two?) (or uh, maybe even three?) flawed generation(s) dying out and neatly cleansing the Church of the problem is, forgive me, extremely naive. I can see why the wishful thinking, but you do your Church no service by it.
The Church doesn’t impose its own canon law, and then does all it can to prevent any civil and criminal law from touching its priests. As long as it continues to do that, and make wretched excuses to boot, the situation won’t be “transitory”. Just because nothing happened to you, and you personally never saw any molestation occuring really means nothing, except that perhaps John Geoghan didn’t visit Boston College much, or perhaps you were never a natural target for pedophiles. I don’t think you want to imply that based on your objective experience the victims are lying – unfortunately, one person’s benign objective experience isn’t a universal reality.
”I picked the boys because in some way they were the safest, the girls and the mothers would have been more dangerous.” – John Geoghan
“Sexual confusion”, sex ed from questionable sources and seminarian recruiting practices that took adolescents doesn’t automatically create pedophiles – the psychosexuality is far too complex to go into here, but the tendencies are often planted earlier in life. What does ATTRACT pedophiles is a framework where no one questions your sexuality or marital status (presumed celibate) and also allows you unsupervised access to children. Pedophiles also gravitate to careers as camp counselors, athletic coaches, etc. that allow them access to kids, but they don’t get immunity from the “why aren’t you married” question that priests have.
It is a tragic time for the Church, but in many ways they’re the ones who created it by repeatedly – and knowingly – allowing wolves in priest’s clothing to prey on their trusting flocks.
Google it, Fish.
She’s right. The choir boy angle gets more play because males being raped is that much more transgressive in our culture. It’s like Summer of Sharks or the year with all the kidnapping scares. Something getting more and louder media attention doesn’t mean that it’s more prevalent. And hey, congrats. You’re contributing that pattern right now. Good on ya. *eyeroll*
Roseanne is CORRECT.
I love a braod who isn’t afraid to say what’s on her fucking mind.
Roseanne has more balls than most of the guys on this blog.
this is pathetic! I dont even know how I ended up on this site… nor am I a huge rosanne fan… but to read about how everyone is putting down roseanne and not talking about what the priests are doing is insane! and the post about her butchering the national anthem…. arent you too old to be using a computer?
Were is the outrage from all the lefty losers about the thousands of kids sexually abused under the government care, the US Justice department report came out this year that 1 out of 9 children were sexually abused by guards in juvenile detention centres, that’s over 3000 children just in 2008. Over 400 teachers were dismissed from 2002 to 2008 from sexual molestation of children just in the state of Connecticut alone.
Instead of rehashing cases that are decades old, why don’t they expend their energies protecting children under the care of government entities, or because they want to replace religious authorities with the ‘ state’ they excuse all the child abuse by the government.
The Church has done more to combat these sick people that go into professions that deal with children to abuse them then has any other institution, all these cases are at least 2 decades old, I’m not even Catholic but I can’t stand the hypocrisy of the left and their use of fake outage to push their ultimate agenda, like how these story from the corrupt NYT’s came from trial lawyers, that go around suing the Catholic Church, the main person in their piece is a lawyer that has made over 63 million suing the church, which NTY never mentioned. and that it came out the same week Obama was trying to pass Obamacare and the only possible reason that it wouldn’t pass was the abortion issue and the Catholic Church .
Rev Rick Wight you’re a stupid idiot, most American religious conservatives are not Catholic, they are other sects of Christianity that have nothing to do with the Catholic Church, majority of Catholic’s are democrats, maybe instead of spreading hate and lies you should no WTF you are talking about.
WoW – you know, I thought this ‘THING’ swam back into the deep dark parts of the Lagoon a long long time ago….
Who would have imagined it would rear it’s ugly head/face/body/smell back into civilized humanity again :O(
GIRLS? Sure they cant help themselves, would you if you were surrounded by a bunch of hot cock craving girls in plaid miniskirts? The Catholic Church is Pedobear’s greatest fantasy. Just a non stop ho train of Loli.