Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit

August 19th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Roseanne Barr got people’s attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she’s getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she’s writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens – if he loved Burger King:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f’r s’re closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

Roseanne then took time off from her erotic The View fan-fiction to backtrack on her comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown at her house this morning?:

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media’s images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media’s representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

You mean, I’m not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I’ll never know what it feels like to truly live.

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  1. killershoes

    It’s just so sudden Roseanne became the mind and hand of God, Christ, the Holy Spirit and knows all, hears all, sees all, rightly judges all of us and it wasn’t mentioned anywhere in the bible? Did our living on earth Goddess Saint Angelina agree to this new rulership-assisting Jesus Christ in His reign in the Kingdom of God?

  2. Postal

    Roseanne Barr… You mean the screaming fat bitch??? Hmm…

  3. Rosie Eats Taco

    It’s kind of an Andy Kaufman style. You either get “The Woman Who Loved Elvis” or you don’t/

  4. narra

    like i always said, somebody should give rosie a noose. it’s obvious she’s suffering inside and somebody should help her end it. with a face and personality like hers who wouldn’t be angry about everything every moment of the day.

  5. narra

    i mean if she really wants attention, rosie should just keel over and die. maybe then people would really talk about. or at least some might even feel bad for her, but i bet a lot would be in tears.. tears of joy! hahaha! i don’t think it would be long anyway, some of the fat she’s eaten has already gone to her brain. bwahahaha!

  6. gotmilk?

    is she just pissed that she’s not part of the “world of entertainment” anymore? is that why she keeps rambling on about nothing or is just because she’s an old senile bag?

  7. shar

    SHE NEEDS TO BE NOTICED. MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE HAD LEFT THE BUILDING ALREADY.

  8. SO RIGHT

    All I see is a fat, aging celebrity so desperate to remain relevant that she’ll say and do anything to get attention. I see nothing else here.

  9. Rant

    When will we see the much anticpated bikini pics of Roseanne here on the Superficial?

  10. dee

    Just like there was a lot of truth about what Rosie said about Donald Trump, there is also some truth to what Roseanne has to say about Jolie and Pitt.

  11. RebJam

    She speaks a truth too painful to read here as a site like this is her target.

  12. King

    Yes, Roseanne is an irrelevent old gasbag.

    And, yes, incest Angie and sissy boy Brad are pathetic piles of human garbage.

    Fuck the fuck out of ‘em all!

  13. monkeyman

    Roseanne is wearing a DESTROY neck chain. she’s punk rock? or a contrarian? anywhoo, i appreciate her attempt…to deconstruct the media. (and take a jab at elizabeth hasselfuck)

  14. Martin McGurk

    I totally agree with everything she said.

  15. FACE

    Rosanne is a bitter old fat nasty crazy ass has-been. And underneath her chin looks like an old man’s ass. Will some kill this bitch already?

  16. marie e.

    “You mean, I’m not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I’ll never know what it feels like to truly live.”

    hilarious…actually laughing out loud

  17. Denver Freedom

    Roseanne Barr is a huge sack of Obama-worshipping, terrorist-supporting excrement on the shoe of Human Destiny!!

  18. narra

    roseanne barr is a fat crazy old fart who only feels alive when she thrashes people she’s insanely envious of. that’s how she gets her high. the sad thing is she actually thinks people love her for being a nasty person because it just means that she’s probably saying the truth. how twisted is that?
    seriously, she should be locked in the loony house and left to rot there.

  19. Daniella

    Tila in 40 years? I definitely see it. Look at the chin.

  20. ZELDA

    WHOAAAAAAAAA.give a lonely basement person email ability and off they go!What horrid language….what an embarassment to himself. I refer to “Randal”.
    Who cares what Roseanne says?Who cares what “Randal” says.
    Angelina is odd……….Brad is weak………..but they have money and adopt kids so we make icons out of them and give them millions of bucks when they give birth! Egad! I had four kids and was lucky to get pampers for them.
    What a goofy world.
    Bottom line……….who cares what I say either????

  21. Zapho

    Rosanne is a funny old cunt!

    I’m sure she doesn’t give a fuck what people say about her and she says it anyway. you gotta admire someone like that. it means that she has the courage to voice that tiny voice in all our heads that screams how fucked up the world really is. After all, no one really wants to accept the truth for what it really is. I mean who wants to admit that deep down, there’s something strange about a couple of millionaires who travel the world collecting little orphaned bastards, all in the name of love??? well, I think…these two sick assholes are secretly building an army and rosie is the only one that sees the truth. DAMN!

    just watch, fuck faced Jolie and douche bag Pitt are gonna be the reason some uncurable diesease spreads liek wild fire across the world. one day some like sick shit they decide to adopt will have some new form of aids that goes airborne. Thanks you sick fucks!
    thanks for killing all of humanity.

  22. nowayjose

    please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne—-except they come in different packages.
    Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

  23. nowayjose

    please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne—-except they come in different packages.
    Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

  24. nowayjose

    please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne—-except they come in different packages.
    Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

  25. Mia

    sounds like “randal” is roseanne defending herself. only a mentally ill person would come under a fake name to defend herself. To make it look like people actually support her lol, how pathetic.

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