Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit

The Superficial / August 19, 2008

Roseanne Barr got people’s attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she’s getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she’s writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens – if he loved Burger King:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f’r s’re closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

Roseanne then took time off from her erotic The View fan-fiction to backtrack on her comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown at her house this morning?:

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media’s images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media’s representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

You mean, I’m not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I’ll never know what it feels like to truly live.